The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Bonkle]

Granted, you're a great rapper and artist. Oh wait, you're Michaelangelo. You're dead.

 

I wish Squidward was here to see this.

[SynthMav]

He is but he is dead

 

i wish i didnt forget to write the wish

[Toa Imrukii]

But you did, you create such a strong paradox that a worm-hole opens up and takes the keyboard away out of irony. It spits it back up at you and knocks you out cold.

 

 

I wish the UNDERTALE Characters were real.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but Sans constantly pranks you, Papyrus force feeds you spaghetti, Toriel argues with your current mom, Alphys hogs the TV & DVD players to watch anime, Undyne likes to visit uninvited to snuggle with her girlfriend, Flowey lives in the backyard and Asgore becomes best bros with your dad. Asriel couldn't make it to your world unfortunately. 

 

I wish I was a member of TTV.

[SynthMav]

You are but you get kicked of bzp for betraying us

 

I wish that YOU WERE A CLOD

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, I'm a blood clot that blocks your artery. You die from a painful heart attack.

 

I wish my dad would take me to visit the bloke who lives in a box behind the pawn shop.

[SynthMav]

he does but you live in the box instead of the bloke

 

i wish i had darth vaders mask

Edited January 8, 2016 by the mavrick

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but that's the only mask you can get in your entire life.

 

I wish for Stormtrooper.

[Bonkle]

Since you did not specify what you meant by "stormtrooper", you get the accuracy of one instead.

 

I wish for the Combiner Wars Devastator.

[Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM]

granted.he crushes you.

 

i wish for one request

[Naota Takizawa]

You get one request, but your wish is given to me in exchange.

 

I wish I could hang out with DJ Khaled and play the violin.

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but you hated both DJ Khaled and violin after you have your wish granted.

 

I wish for Kylo Ren's lightsaber.

[Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM]

granted.the shoddy design finally shows itself to be fatal and blows up.

 

i wish other people would already understand that stormtroopers arent clone troopers, and never were.

[Naota Takizawa]

Wish denied, Stormtroopers in the beginning of the empire were made of reprogrammed clone troopers. As time went on, normal humans were being recruited.

 

I wish I was as awesome as Boba Fett.

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but you're also die in the same stupid way like Boba Fett.

 

I wish that I'm a millionaire.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but it comes from crimes and a Nigerian prince hacks into your account to steal it.

 

I wish I wasn't a mortal.

[Bonkle]

Granted, you are immortal. You live on to see all your loved ones die and watch the world fall. Your body becomes completely frail after hundreds of years and soon you are nearly nothing. You cannot move, see, hear, anything. And at this point it's too late to commit suicide, you're just a mote of nothing. Forever.

 

I wish the Flying Dutchman was a vegetarian.

[Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM]

granted,hes a ghost.its a bit of a moot point by now.

 

i wish for a fish named Trish on a dish with her own wish for something delish to relish.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but she wishes for your death. I grant it, and you are now in some grave.

 

I wish I could build the Tahtorak.

[Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM]

granted.you lose it.

 

 

i wish for all of the lego pieces i have lost over the years to appear in a box in front of me.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but you must defeat a knight first.

 

I wish I had more pajamas.

[SynthMav]

you do but they are always footie

 

i wish i had kylo rens lightsaber

[McNugget]

You'll slice your arm off kid

 

I wish I had 90 dollars

[SynthMav]

you have 9.0 dollars

can i have more than one stikbot

Edited January 12, 2016 by the mavrick

[McNugget]

Stikbot?

 

I wish for 10.00 dollars.

[Petewa]

Granted, you gain the money, just as the american dollar is no longer supported as a currency.

 

 

I wish for a woodchuck to chuck wood.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, a woodchuck chucks wood chunks at you.

 

I wish I was a paladin.

[Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM]

granted. but everywhere you go, people call you a knight, not understanding the reference, even when you explain it to them.

 

i wish for a real looking unsharpened katana.for...reasons.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but it's not sharpened, so it's useless.

 

I wish to be part of Mad Max.

[Volatile]

Granted. You're one of his toes.

 

I wish I had something to eat.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, it's nothing but fast food. Go find a salad.

 

I wish I was a sheriff.

[Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM]

granted.you now are forced to live through thousands of deputies in training, as they all suffer from "comic relief syndrome" and are woefully inadequate.

 

i wish to be able to punch someone with no repercussions.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but this applies to everyone else, so everyone all begins punching each other.

 

I wish I could sleep better.

[Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM]

granted.you fall asleep everywhere you go.especially if its inconvenient.

 

i wish to always remember to type in my wish the first time instead of editing it later.

Edited January 16, 2016 by Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but one day, you wish the world would end. It does and you're dead.

 

I wish I had moms spaghetti.

[Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM]

granted.its  cold.

 

i wish i had enough determination.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, you are filled with determination, but your monster body cannot handle it and you begin to mutate into a deadly beast.

 

I wish I was a fireman.

[Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM]

granted.you're the human torch.all your movies are bad, and instead of becoming a beloved avenger, you turn black.(which is subjectively bad)however, throughout all this, you are long dead in the comic universe,to the point where it seems almost idiotic to even continue to hold on to the rights to the movie franchise. but they MUST, they've already basically lost spiderman,and-

 

i wish someone made a complete list of every suit every spiderman has ever worn.

[Volatile]

Granted. It's so long that you don't even bother reading it.

 

I wish that ı had something better to do.

[Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM]

granted.you go do your homework.

 

i wish for knowledge to be injected directly into my brain.