Pupwa21 Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 (edited) Granted, I dump your memory wiped body in the woods with a video cam and a flashlight and Slender happens I wish for a red box. (But really, I want to know, I NEED TO KNOW. PM me.) Edited January 9, 2014 by Pupwa21 Quote Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 Granted, it has nothing in it. What, you thought I was gonna put a bomb in there? Puh-lease. I wish for- *BOOM* Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 Granted, Bewm Bewm from borderlands 2 Is now real I wish for hats Quote Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 Granted, a flaming sombrero for you. I wish for an awesome name. Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 Granted, Trash can. I wish for more people to ship. Quote Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 Granted, Doctor Freud gives you his OTP. TO THE BRAIN BLEACH! I wish for even more MOEH TRAINS Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Talo Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 Granted. But not since moeh is not a word the trains are destroyed by spell check. I wish for a computer that doesn't break. Quote I am Talo last of the toa of the lost element of AWESOME. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 Granted, It has a virus that turns it EVIL. I wish for wishes Quote Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Talo Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 Granted. The wishes are used by other people. I wish for a laser keyboard. Quote I am Talo last of the toa of the lost element of AWESOME. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 Granted, it's a keyboard that fries your hands when you try to type. I wish to make a massive amount of puns on one topic. Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 Granted, You lose Proto engery because they are all BAD puns I wish for no school. Quote Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 (edited) Granted, you are thrown in prison for making a sarcastic remark to a cop. I wish for my punderstorm to propun itself into the puny 'States, becoming a worldwide punonemon. Edited January 10, 2014 by The Dapper Man Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopekemaster Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 Granted, you are thrown in prison for making a sarcastic remark to a cop. I wish for my punderstorm to propun itself into the puny 'States, becoming a worldwide punonemon. Granted, but nobody knows what that was even supposed to mean. So basically, nothing happens. I wish for a never-ending loaf of bread. Quote My Writing Blog (more writing coming soon!) My Bionicle/LEGO Blog (defunct) Hyfudiar on Spotify (noise/drone/experimental music) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 Granted, You die trying to defend it from greedy people. I wish for immuny from memory wipes. Quote Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 Granted, you now have immuny to memory wipes. I'm not really sure what immuny is. I wish for magics. Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 Granted, Magic Johnson Owns you at ball. I wish for to play Slendermans Shadow. Quote Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted January 11, 2014 Share Posted January 11, 2014 Granted, "to play Slendermans Shadow" is a codename for Frued's OTP. I wish I knew how to play dwarf fortress. Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Windrider- Posted January 11, 2014 Share Posted January 11, 2014 Granted, but in learning how, your mind transgresses human capacity and you achieve the intelligence of a god. But being a god is lonely, isn't it? I wish for all this reading to be finished. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted January 11, 2014 Share Posted January 11, 2014 Granted, I'm going to assume you are reading 50 shades of grey. What has been read, Cannot be unread. I wish for a quote. Quote Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Windrider- Posted January 11, 2014 Share Posted January 11, 2014 Granted, but it's a quote by Mallarmé. Good luck deciphering that. I wish for extensions of deadlines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted January 11, 2014 Share Posted January 11, 2014 Granted, My dead phoneline is longer. I wish for 20$ Quote Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Talo Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 Granted. but the $20 is then stolen by a thief. I wish to rule the world. Quote I am Talo last of the toa of the lost element of AWESOME. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 Granted, you fail like a generic villain. I wish for a pillow. Quote Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Talo Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 Granted. but the pillow is so large you suffocate in it. I wish for toilet paper. Quote I am Talo last of the toa of the lost element of AWESOME. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 (edited) Granted, It's out of your reach.I wish for more Interesting wishes. Edit: BZP's rules prohibit "toilet humor." Post edited.-Wind- Edited January 13, 2014 by -Windrider- Quote Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted January 13, 2014 Share Posted January 13, 2014 Granted, everyone but you gets one. I wish to go SUPER SALESMAN Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 Granted, you are not a Salein by blood, so it's not very super. I wish for 3.14. Quote Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 Granted, but you can't memorize the whole thing. No-one can. I wish to ride an unnamed horse through the badlands. Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 Granted, Somthong happens I wish for TV. Quote Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted January 17, 2014 Share Posted January 17, 2014 Granted, I throw you into the TV. I wish for you to read this text. Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 Granted, it says "I wish for you to read this text" I wish you can think of something better. Quote Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaT in Rogue Posted January 18, 2014 Author Share Posted January 18, 2014 Granted, but you both explode in the process. I wish for MORE DAKKA. Quote "Whether that is right or not...I also...as a Rider...have a wish that I want to fulfill." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 Granted, you want something else. I wish i made this game. Quote Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 Granted. TIME PARADOX I wish for missiles. Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 Granted, they miss you. I wish for life. Quote Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P~M Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 Granted, but it just so happens that you were standing above a grave, and the corpse within was imbued with life and jumped out and started tapdancing. I wish for fewer wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 Granted, no wishes for you. I wish for cheese. Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 Grated, Say Chezze! I wish for your old Sig. Quote Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 Granted, you'll have to find it on the internet. I wish to know what the karz is going on in yours. Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Stranger Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 Granted. Of course, the sig in question features Things Which Man Was Not Meant To KnowTM, so you are immediately driven insane and eaten by a Shoggoth. I wish for my pitiful drawing skills to improve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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