Jonathan Crane Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 you just stubbed your toe on a table leg. (why would you wish for that?) I wish I could have the real War Machine suit from Iron Man 2 Quote Add me on Steam!: Bionicdeadpool Productions TTV: Bionicdeadpool Twitter: Avenging_Odin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 Granted, it's a replica. You accidentally kill yourself when trying to fit inside it. I wish for Moe trains. Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 Granted, Theres now a train called moe. I wish for slender to be real. Quote Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 Granted, you can imagine what happens next. I wish for someone to notice that "Moe trains", in this context, does not rhyme with "propane". Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 Granted, but that someone immediately dies in a freak toothbrushing accident. I wish I could think of something to wish for other than this stupid wish that isn't worth a dam. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 (edited) Granted, it's now worth as mush as the Hoover dam. I and Swishing four Cerrect Gramor. Edited January 3, 2014 by Pupwa21 Quote Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 Granted, but I's eated it. I wish for more Moe trains. Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 Granted, to make more moe trains, I Nuke them into pieces. I wish for Charcoal to have a problem. Quote Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 Granted, Rockman Charcoal has amnesia. I wish you weren't obsessed with Fission-Based Surface-to-Surface Missiles. Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 Granted, Nothing happens to me because I make them. I wish for better internet. Quote Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 Granted, you have to dismantle all of your Fission-Based Surface-To-Surface Missiles to make a plutonium-powered modem. I wish for change, instead of chaiiiiiiins. No more worries, no more ends. Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 Granted, you now have Hewkiis electifyed chain, which kills you on contact. I wish for a door knob. Quote Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 Granted, you get a doorknob... in place of your left ear. You have a doorknob sticking out of your head and are partially deaf. I wish for potatoes. Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 Granted, you drown in potatoes. I wish I hadn't forgot to pay the bills. Quote Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 Granted, but the courier carrying your payment gets robbed, leading to an interesting plot of him hunting down the guy that robbed him. I wish to put a "TOUAB the Bank-Robber" joke here. Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalopsia Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 (edited) Granted, however due to my unfamiliarity with the subject matter, the joke is unfunny. So unfunny, in fact, that the joke has been used as psychological torture against humans by three hostile races of aliens who are set on invading the earth because of how lame the joke was. I wish for a new Metroid game. Edited January 6, 2014 by Kalopsia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Underscore Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 Granted, but the new game has been called "Happy Town" were samus and the metroids become friends and live happily ever after, which I'm guessing is a game you don't want to play. I wish for a bagel with cream cheese, even though I just had one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 Granted, the bagel is alive and eats you instead. I wish to own Lego. Quote Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Windrider- Posted January 7, 2014 Share Posted January 7, 2014 Granted, but you don't get the satisfaction of my saying "Sure, but you own a LEGO. Enjoy your plastic brick." I wish to perfect my shadow clone jutsu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted January 7, 2014 Share Posted January 7, 2014 Granted, they last forever and take over your life. I wish for back armor on the Hero Factory Figures. Quote Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Windrider- Posted January 7, 2014 Share Posted January 7, 2014 Granted, you try to purchase it, but it is on backorder. I wish for mad holy paladin skills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted January 7, 2014 Share Posted January 7, 2014 Granded, you become extremely devoted to everything I wish for a Huna. Quote Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted January 7, 2014 Share Posted January 7, 2014 Granted, the Wishgranter processing your request doesn't know what a Huna is. So, you get tuna. I wish for Pupwa's fresh sushi. Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wazdakka Posted January 7, 2014 Share Posted January 7, 2014 Granted, the sushi is so fresh that it eats you. Om nom nom. I wish they made more of the Gurren Lagann TV show. Quote Steam Name: Toa Hahli Mahri. Xbox Live Gamertag: Makuta. Minecraft Username: ThePoohster.Wants: 2003 Jaller (from Jaller and Gukko), Exo-Toa, Turaga Nuju, Turaga Vakama, Shadow Kraata, Axonn, Brutaka, Vezon & Fenrakk, Nocturn, ORANGE FIKOU.I got rid of my picture, are you happy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted January 7, 2014 Share Posted January 7, 2014 Granted, it features cameos from every other Studio Gainax work. EVERY SINGLE ONE. Think about it. I wish for magical levitating pauldrons. Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted January 7, 2014 Share Posted January 7, 2014 Granted, one of them hit you on the head and make you into the guy in your sig. I wish to own whoever Makes Lego video games. Quote Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted January 7, 2014 Share Posted January 7, 2014 Granted, they stab you in the back. I wish for non-levitating magical pauldrons. Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Windrider- Posted January 7, 2014 Share Posted January 7, 2014 Granted, but they're warlock tier 5 or something. I wish for Flügel der Freiheit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted January 7, 2014 Share Posted January 7, 2014 Granted, the words fall out of the sky and on to your head. I wish for the Varia Suit from Metroid that fits me. Quote Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted January 7, 2014 Share Posted January 7, 2014 Granted, again, it's a replica. Just your size though. Not even hawt, because this version was designed to fit the dude in your sig. Yeah.... I wish for a Vietnamese copy of Pokemon: Crystal. Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted January 7, 2014 Share Posted January 7, 2014 Granted, there's a bomb installed In it. BOOM I wish to be skinny. Quote Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted January 7, 2014 Share Posted January 7, 2014 Granted, death does wonders for your figure. I wish for bags. Lots and lots of bags. Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted January 7, 2014 Share Posted January 7, 2014 Granted, You suffocate in a bag I now wish for Vakama and Nokama to date. Quote Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 Granted, nothing changes. The world still hates you for making this OTP a reality earlier. I wish your corruptions were better. Step up, son! Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 Granted, I go back in time and make Metroid Prime 3: Corruption better. I now wish for Jailler and Hahli to date, I am doing this for no good reason. Quote Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 Granted, they end up in a bad relationship, and ultimately, Hahli gets a restraining order on Jaller. I wish to say "Step up, son!" more often. Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 Granted, It's now the only thing you can say. I wish to know why Hahli got a Resraining order on Jailer. Quote Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 Granted. TO THE BRAIN-BLEACH! I wish for fanservice. Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 Granted, Some time later the fan get tired of serving you with no pay and form a Union, Making you poor since you can't meet their demands I wish you would answer my question. Quote Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 Granted, but I memory-wiped you afterwards. Hey man, you did ask me to. I wish I could memory-wipe myself after having to explain. Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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