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Check out that hot bod (Wild Files 01)


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Wild Files 01: Link's Hot Bod

(this is in no-way me modifying the Smash Files to suit a new game, nope, not at all)

 

So I'm like, seriously hyped for The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild... as in the last time I was this hyped for a game was probably Super Smash Bros. 4.

 

I can't even afford to do this but I might go out and buy a Switch (or a Wii U) and this game just to play it.

 

Anyway, what better thing to blog about first than Link's hot bod?

 

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Check out those knees.

 

Check out those calves.

 

The thighs.

 

The abs. Well, actually, you can't really see any, but I'm assuming he has them anyway because why wouldn't he?

 

He's just delectable. If I wasn't such a fan of the new blue tunic, I'd play through the game as Naked Link (although I will probably attempt that at some point in the future).

 

Oh yeah.

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if you don't play through the game as naked link you're doing it wrong.

 

Gotta play through with that beautiful blue tunic at least once before it goes away forever

 

besides, playing as Naked Link the second time around will only improve the game while also giving me the perfect excuse to play through it twice

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This is disgusting.

 

This sets an unrealistic standard for young male body image.

 

I have struggled a long time with my personal body image and I will not abide you posting blogs that continue to lower my self-esteem.

 

 

 

 

MY EARS JUST AREN'T THAT POINTY, OKAY!  LEAVE ME ALONE AND LET ME LIVE MY LIFE.

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Well if I hadn't been bi before...

saaaame

 

Oops and here I am without any green rupees. Can anyone break an orange?

 

But like seriously, daaaaaang.

oh yeah

 

This is disgusting.

 

This sets an unrealistic standard for young male body image.

 

I have struggled a long time with my personal body image and I will not abide you posting blogs that continue to lower my self-esteem.

 

 

 

 

MY EARS JUST AREN'T THAT POINTY, OKAY!  LEAVE ME ALONE AND LET ME LIVE MY LIFE.

it's ok

not everybody can have such perfect, pointy ears

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This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

 

10/10 meme game; well timed too

 

Say what you will about Luroka, I have never known his meme game to be anything less than exemplary.

 

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