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Batman. Though Superman has actually heard of colours, and is pretty cool in general.

 

Batman, however, is just plain epic.

 

 

~KS~

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True. I was about to say "But Batman wouldn't just randomly have Kryptonite" but I remembered utility belts.

 

So yeah, Batman wins.

 

Yay.

 

Memoria.

Batman always has Kryptonite on him somewhere, just in case he does have to fight Superman. I believe Superman himself even gave him a ring of Kryptonite just in case he ever went rogue.

In a fight that's pretty much a winning edge right there, but bear in mind Superman doesn't have to get close to Batman. He can just fly up into space and rain laser vision down on him, he can stay well away from the Kryptonite. But I still think Batman would find some way of winning because he's the frikkin Batman.

 

In terms of who I like best, it's Batman, hands down. Superman is just too prissy perfect for his own good. He's got super strength, super speed, laser vision, x-ray vision, enhanced senses, flight, invulnerability (including mind-control attacks and heavy weaponry), he's solar-powered so he has no need to eat/breathe/sleep and nor will he tire so long as its sunny, he can survive in the most hostile environments (like space)...And then of course there's his do-no-wrong personality. He's like a sort of uber-Buddhist, he gets upset if he so much as breaks a caterpillar's leg.

The guy's just too perfect, they've stuffed him with too many powers and not enough flaws. At least with, say, Supergirl, they made her hot-headed and reckless (as someone with that vast repertoire of powers would be) so she's prone to making mistakes. Superman doesn't. He's no fun.

 

Also, I think DC are a bit too reliant on aliens for their heroes or to augment them, so Batman, a totally powerless human, is the perfect antithesis

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I'll explain why Iron Man could beat both of these fools back to their hiding holes.

 

As everyone knows, mark III and IV of the Iron Man suit are pretty much invincible. Batman's batknives and various tools would just bing right off the armor. Bruce is a mere human with skills. Tony has a high-tech suit of armor.

 

Superman is troublesome, but not much. Iron Man can fly, allowing him to get up close and personal with the caped hero. Any heat rays would be deflected off the suit's shiny plating, allowing Stark to come in for a kill with Kryptonite.

 

Not very long, but it holds against any argument.

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I'll explain why Iron Man could beat both of these fools back to their hiding holes.

 

As everyone knows, mark III and IV of the Iron Man suit are pretty much invincible. Batman's batknives and various tools would just bing right off the armor. Bruce is a mere human with skills. Tony has a high-tech suit of armor.

 

Superman is troublesome, but not much. Iron Man can fly, allowing him to get up close and personal with the caped hero. Any heat rays would be deflected off the suit's shiny plating, allowing Stark to come in for a kill with Kryptonite.

 

Not very long, but it holds against any argument.

theres also doomsday who would floor all of those dudes

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