Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 You become Makooti and everyone laughs and cringes at you. My mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted November 5, 2014 Author Share Posted November 5, 2014 I accuse every single one of you of high treason to the... oh, wait, right, I slaughtered them. Eheh... well, never mind, I simply slaughter you all with my massive mech army. My mask. Also, you got blood on my suit. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 Except for me. NOBODY DEFEATS MAKOOTI! Your suit gets a lot more blood on it as the energies of hyperthreading repeatedly impale you. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 Also, you forgot that Chuck Norik can do a wheelie on a unicycle. Try to find where I got that one! He rides over you and you implode from the defyation of fizzics and impropr speling My mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ride Another Day Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 You guys pull off some ridiculous jokes. My mask. Quote Thanks Photobucket. Love you too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 I make a joke so funny you laugh to death. My mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Brian Nuva Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 My hologram is not amused. THIS WAS SPARTA! My holograms mask. Quote Chaos will prevail... eventually... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ride Another Day Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 YJGS!!! My mask. Quote Thanks Photobucket. Love you too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 TL;DR My mask. (What does that even mean?) Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 I eventually recover from my implosion and ally with... CHUCK NORIK. We create a true, unbreakable alliance that benefits us both. He acts all bad-aft and helps me in my quest, and I make the awesomest Chuck Norik jokes. Together, we kill everyone. My mask and unbreakable alliance with Chuck Norik. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 Well, I make an alliance with Chuck Norris. You die from terror. My mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ride Another Day Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 (edited) I crush you head between my thighs. My mask. Edited November 6, 2014 by The Rider of Kikanalo Quote Thanks Photobucket. Love you too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 Chuck Norris crushes your head by looking at it. My mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ride Another Day Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 I summon Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan. Chuck Norris dies. However your soul is bound to his and you die with him. My mask. Quote Thanks Photobucket. Love you too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 Chuck Norik and Chuck Norris fuse to become... MEGA CHUCK NORISK! He is so epic that Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee join my team out of fear. My mask and team update: Mega Chuck Norisk, Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee, The Great Oak, Little Angry Tribal Dudes, Ice Bat, Rondim: Toa of Plantlife, and Natalie Breez. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 I make a truce with Godcat. If you've ever played Epic Battle Fantasy 4, you'll know how tough this will be to beat her... also, the number of months you've been on BZPower is your current level. Godcat is level 32. I think its safe to say... My mask! Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ride Another Day Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 I summon cat-nip. My mask. Quote Thanks Photobucket. Love you too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 Godcat eats the catnip and goes into hyperdrive, blasting you into bits. Also, am I the only one seeing "Lego User Group Ambassador" below everyone's title? My mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 All of my allies combine to make a level of 187. Godcat involuntarily marks its territory and is forced to join my squad. I then absorb EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM (except for Ice Bat). I AM UNSTOPPABLE! My mask and hyperdrive mode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 It doesn't work that way. Godcat created everything, and will never join you. However, she is both the creator and the destroyer and proceeds to show her dark side as the destroyer, and destroys you effortlessly. Quote Epic Battle Fantasy 4- "I have brought down countless civilization effortlessly. You will be next!" My already shaky truce with her grows more unstable. I take the mask but she, believing that it belongs to her comes after me. Let's all team up to fight her and try to annoy her so much that she goes away. She can't be killed, after all she is a god. My mask. I recreate a Rahkshi army to help fight. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ride Another Day Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 I quit. My mask. Quote Thanks Photobucket. Love you too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 Godcat gives me the mask and prepares to end me forever. My Rahkshi army attacks, but they'll need help. Whoever helps first gets the mask without having to explain how they get it from me. My mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 (edited) I'll help. I shapeshift into an upgraded Toa Kongu. My Gukko Force combines with your Rahkshi, so now we have Rahkshi riding Gukko. Which is cool, but sadly not enough. I use my electric and air powers to create a giant ball of lightning to temporarily hold off Godcat. Come on, guys! We need your help! Edited November 6, 2014 by Triclops-Echo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 Triclops, you forgot to say that you had the mask. And yes, your gukkos were enough to annoy godcat into leaving us for now. I take punch your face and take the mask while the song "You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch" plays. My mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 Oh. I didn't say that the mask was mine (on purpose) because I thought this was the beginning of an epic saga. Oh well. My Gukko fly over your head and drop the Rahkshi straight onto your gawping face. I then walk over your broken corpse and the remnants of Rahkshi, grab the mask, and ride my Gukko home. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Undertaken Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 I use my amazing bird-wrangling skills to stop your gukko half way there, steal the bird and mask, and fly off into the sunset. M mask and gukko-bird Quote -END OF LINE- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 Batman crashes into you and the mask tumbles into my open hands. My mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 The rest of the Gukko are enraged at you stealing their brother, and attack you and rip you to shreds. The thankful Gukko brings me beck the mask in its claws. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ride Another Day Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 This game becoming an epic saga would suffer the same fate of steal the mask 2. I miss it for it's epic awesomeness though.I use Taokaka to kill you guys. My mask. Quote Thanks Photobucket. Love you too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted November 6, 2014 Author Share Posted November 6, 2014 Using 88's system of month to level, I turn out to be level 88. I use my ultra-high level to conquer god-cat, and then command her into subduing all of you. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 Onaku wins, godcat is destroyed, Onaku becomes a god. I make a copy of myself to poke your back so you spin around while the other me takes the mask. My mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted November 6, 2014 Author Share Posted November 6, 2014 Darn, I was hoping I wouldn't do over-kill on her, but oh well. I proceed to doing overkill on YOU. My mask and ultra-high level Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 I split myself like in Kirby: Mass Attack, and I become ten ultra-cute Pohatus. You are overwhelmed by adorableness and give me the mask. My mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted November 6, 2014 Author Share Posted November 6, 2014 After faking being overwhelmed by your cuteness, and giving you the mask to raise your hopes, I then completely crush it by overkilling you with my strongest move, which also happens to put a large dent into the planet... like, a moon sized dent. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 Dawn of the First Day-72 hours remain-Unfortunately, It also transports all of us to Termina where a moon is once again threatening the people. It's only been 14 years since it happened last!. We all shudder at the moon with a face and you facepalm, accidentally putting the mask on your face. You take it off, but your face goes with it. I scrape off the face -eugh- and run into the Southern Swamp with the mask. My mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted November 6, 2014 Author Share Posted November 6, 2014 I become a faceless god-demon, and haunt you through the swamp, scaring the living heck out of you until you finally die out of a heart attack. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 Majora turns you into a Deku Scrub. My mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 I rise out of the swamp and bowl Majora into you, killing you both. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 Majora's mask takes control over you, and this drops the mask in the process so I have the mask of life, but you have an uber-powerful evil mask controlling you. My mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted November 6, 2014 Author Share Posted November 6, 2014 You discover that turning me into a deku shrub was only temporary, and when I come back, I completely annihilate the planet, and its moon. I get a bountiful amount of EXP from it, and rise up to above the level limit, becoming such a high tiered god that I get the ability to control time, space, and everything. Then, in an act of utter cruelty, I destroy all of reality as it exists. Nothing is anymore, the mask is gone, everyone is gone... there is only me. And anything that may have clung onto my essence for its dear life... No mask... Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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