I can't help it

>Yep, it's time for me to once again use this blog for the intended purpose of all blogs: to passive-aggressively rant about minutia in every day life.

>to passive-aggressively rant about minutia in every day life.

>rant about minutia in

>minutia in

>minutia

I think you mean "minute"?

I sigh a lot after drinking a good amount of water after coming in from a hot day(much like this one), but aside from that I don't sigh from drinking very much.

And aside from that, you wouldn't like being around me when I'm drinking then. Because I drink like you listed most of the time("most of the time" meaning whether or not I have a straw).

I think you mean "minute"?

Minutia means 'minute/trivial details'.

Anyway, those sip-top water bottles are the worst. No matter how you drink out of them they always make an obnoxious amount of noise.

Have you ever thought you also makes noise, but don't understand it?

But

sometime I forget to raise the cup and the second air gets in it's all like PHLUURP

D:

Heh, yeah. My parents like to eat some citrus fruits by slurping on them, and it's annoying as can be. And then they complain if I slurp on soup or something.

Never really had this problem with taking a test; in most of my testing environments, food and drink aren't allowed anyway. (I've even had teachers who told me to lose my baseball hat cause they think I might write notes on the bill) BUT what really irks me during tests are people sniveling and snuffing from colds or whatever. So distracting!

*slurp*

*gulp*

*sigh*

*slam*

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Oh god this is one of my biggest peeves. This, and smacking gum while chewing makes my skin crawl.

*glug, glug, glug, glug*

...what? Nobody minds. They just all go temporarily deaf while I drink. No big whoop.