I think I've come to a shocking realization

you guys have INTERESTS OTHER THAN JUST BIONICLE, don't you?

YOU MONSTERS

I think I've come to a shocking realization

 

you guys have INTERESTS OTHER THAN JUST BIONICLE, don't you?

 

YOU MONSTERS

PERISH the THOUGHT

I want a PROOF of this scandal alright? Because if you're a staff member you KNOW you have to be perfect ALL THE TIME! That's why they are STAFF MEMBERS! THIS BLOG ENTRY MUST BE STRAIGHT UP HYPOCRISY!

I think I've come to a shocking realization

 

you guys have INTERESTS OTHER THAN JUST BIONICLE, don't you?

 

YOU MONSTERS

You've caught me

I should resign in shame

They do? We do? Oh noes! I swear, this is insanity!

NO SWEARING

What a truly shocking revelation! The world will never be the same.

NO SWEARING

Not sure if Pinkie Pie swearing.

Smeag lies, I don't swear outside of BZP.

...

Wait...

I don't swear outside BZPower, but it certainly isn't hypocritic for people to do so. I just am disappointed people think it's okay to do so as long as kids aren't present. And that they seem to think movies can't be good without any swearing either.

But anyhow, speaking of hypocritic:

"REMEMBER DR. HUXTABLE! YOU TOOK THAT HYPOCRITIC OAF!"

I don't watch the various Cosby Show reruns often, but if the Muppets ever guest starred beyond that, I ought to start using my DVR to record it. And I need to get the Muppet Show seasons I'm missing.

I'm trying to do it more IRL in front of young kids to annoy people.

NO STOP you're giving away ALL of our PRECIOUS SECRETS!!

The members CAN'T KNOW we're REAL human BEINGS WHO CAN DISCERN whether a situation IS APPROPRIATE or inappropriate FOR CERTAIN QUESTIONABLE contents.

I knew we couldn't trust em.

gOODnesS, NO!

OH MAN that's SO BADWell at least you guys don't ever talk about POLITICS or RELIGION in real life!Because that would be TERRIBLE

i know

now i'll never sleep again knowing that the staff i've come to trust so much might hold secret religious or political beliefs that they don't tell us about

HELP ME D:

The STAFF have lives OUTSIDE of BZP??

The TERROR of it all!