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Trijhak

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If I haven't completely lost track of time, I should be able to change my BZP name in a week or so. Last time I changed my name, it was from "Pulse Trijhak" to the "Pulsating Cheddar" you see before, which, fortunately, has not been eaten nor fallen victim to fungi and other fun microbiological organisms.

 

I lack creativity the vast majority of the time, and I feel that I am one of the worst judges when it comes to naming things. I was considering if I should let something else do it. I went and asked someone on the internet if I should let BZP decide my next name. They said yes. Therefore I have decided to relegate the role of choosing my next name to you, whoever you may be. Firstly, I must state the terms and conditions that you must follow:

 

Terms and Conditions of Choosing Pulse's Name

 

1. The name must not be one another BZP member has already used or has

2. The name must not be in french or related to the french

3. The name must not be welsh

4. The name must not be a name I have already used

5. The name must not be Pulsating Cheddar

6. The name must not be edible

7. The name must not be alive or sentient

8. The name must not be these terms and conditions

9. The name must not be "Pulse's Name"

10. You cannot be the name

11. The name cannot be you

12. These terms and conditions state that you must read them on this very line, therefore you must read them

13. The terms and conditions must not be edited

14, Pulse apologises for these terms and conditions. I really do. Apologies.

15. Pulse is not allowed to regret this in any way.

16. If the above line is broken, members are free to do as they please.

17. Pulse must die night one in the next Mafia game.

18. These terms and conditions MUST bore you.

19. These terms and conditions must not entertain you.

20. These terms and conditions must be 20 lines long.

 

So go ahead, create the name, BZPower. It can be anything, as long as it follows the terms and conditions. Well, that means not anything, but anything barring what the terms and conditions disallow. I trust in the judgement of BZPower and its creativity at this moment.

 

Now, this line was not here when was originally published, but I am extending the time. Not there was ever a date I would lock this - still got five days or so to wait, during which more names can pop into existence.

 

I pre-emptively regret this already

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15. Pulse is not allowed to regret this in any way.

I pre-emptively regret this already

YOUR NAME WILL BE Curo Caws. Which is "Pulsating Cheese" in Welsh.

HA

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17. Pulse must die night one in the next Mafia game.

 

Did everybody hear that? Good.

 

Anyways, totally gotta go plues.

 

or maybe lupes. Because nothing says pulse like wolfs

 

or maybe seulp

 

or... *is shot*

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I amn't a wolf. 

 

You know when I ,made this I think I forgot that there was the possibility of more than one name being submitted. oops

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Couldn't you find an even smaller size for the terms and conditions? I had a hard time struggling to decipher them ("what do you mean, zoom in? That would not be a challenge anymore!"). :D

 

Anyway, what about...

 

Pulsating Non-Edible

Cringing Pulse

Pulsation of Doom

 

 

(I know these aren't creative. At all. =D)

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