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I Know Where Mazeka And Vultraz Are!


SPIRIT

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Okay, at the end of Brother in Arms 7, Mazeka and Vultraz are transported to a strange land.

 

Here, the trees are banded with gold, massive beasts are disguised as lakes, and the roles of Toa and Matoran have been reversed.

 

Then it hit me.

 

They aren't in Spherus Magna.

 

They're actually in...

 

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Soviet Russia!

 

Think about it! In Soviet Russia, you do not protect Matoran, Matoran protects you. In Soviet Russia, you do not swim in lake, lake swims in you. In Soviet Russia, you do not get confused by web serials, web serials get confused by you.

 

Turaga Dume's going to be behind all of this. Mark my words.

 

I'll take my next Golden Key to Nongu now. :D

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THAT. WINS.

 

I'm so nominating this one[/sarcasm]

 

But yeah, that REALLY confused me as well. Perhaps BiA8 will explain it.

 

We can hope. -Swert

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I seem to remember reading that chapter, but I don't remember the things you're talking about. I either didn't read it or someone has erased my memory.

 

In Soviet Russia, you do not take Key to Nongu, Key to Nongu takes you!

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Nice theory but wouldn't it be Soviet Metru Nui? :P Na that sounds stupid and Soviet Russia does sound better.

Oh I got some good Russia jokes. In Soviet Russia, you do not play with Bionicle sets, Bionicle sets play with you!

In Soviet Russia, you do not post on BZP, BZP posts you! :P

Hope these are good!

 

TTOA

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In Soviet Russia, Teridax does not take over Mata Nui, Mata Nui takes over Teridax!
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Hahahaha SPIRIT you are the best, this is such an awesome joke! I laughed so loud that I cracked up to something like that in like a year. :)

You deserve my blog approval, I haven't made one yet though.... :(

 

- Zaktansnake

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X. D.

 

Good job SPIRIT, I am laughing very hard right now xD

 

Where does the Recycle Bin go when you delete it?

 

Why, the Recycle Bin of course, it's a never-ending cycle xD

 

/EDIT: Forget the entry, I'm laughing very hard at the messages of the fortnight xD

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SPIRIT...I...

 

Oh well. I concede.

 

ON BARA MAGNA, YOU DO NOT SHOOT THORNAX, THORNAX SHOOT YOU.

 

ON SPHERUS MAGNA, SPHERUS IS NOT MAGNA, MANGA IS SPHERUS.

 

IN BROTHERS AND ARMS 7, YOU DO NOT CRASH SWAMP STRIDER, SWAMP STRIDER CRASH YOU!

 

-:s:

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