Facts Are Facts
Lets state them.
1. I am awesome
2. I am a male NOT a female
3. I am NOT insane
4. Pie IS awesome
5. Glasses are WIN.
6. If you cant spell my name your not to bright
7. Oh babeh I like you.
8. Ok 7 is WRONG.
9. 8 is right
10. I don't care if you look at me
11. I DONT wear long sleeve shirts over short sleeve shirts over long sleeve shirts
12. Sweatpants and a shirt is WIN
13. The sun is hot
14. Turakii is a turkey
15. And Laughing Man stole my sprite colors
16. 15 is wrong
17. Dead has no CD
18. if you don't get 17 then..you...are...smart
19. What a game last night was like. It was so good I did not care to watch it LOL
20. If you love someone and you feel something is wrong with them or something to do and you DONT talk about it, your a wuss.
21. Shot through the heart and your too late, babeh you need love in no way
22.
23. :wakeup2:
24. I want to live in Austria...
25. So I heard you liek mudkipz Dlakii?
26. Well I dont
27. Wrack and Ruin is weird. And I think she is a guy
28. Gender-changers are creepy
29. drinking makes your face red and makes you crash cars
30. Dlakii is a type of soup. And it's yummy
31. shiny pennies...
32. once upon a time..I was an egg
33. once upon a time food jokes made bzp-members laugh
34. EVAAHHHHHHH
35. I iz the ubber Gavlaz
36. Dr.Phil: YOU NEED TO WAKE UP
37. So once I ate an egg
38. And then chicken
39. and then a zamor
40. Dokuma is not better then me (this is a joke on K? No attacking me please)
41. I love the chicken
42. I put a smile on your face
43. Whats that smell?
44. PAPA ROMANO'S
45. L O L
46. I like the BBQ's with chickens
47. TakaNuvia is the best artist
48. I would not take you too the opera.
49. I'd take you to dinner and THEN the opera
50. These are a lot of facts
51. So once I ate a chicken which was really..a DUCK
52. One day the sun will burn so bright and when it's about to hit the sun the world will look up at the sun and yell: SAVE US! And it will say: NO
53. Don'T walk away, crawl away
54. I love you
55. Do you love me too?
56. No?
57. *slap*
58. Inferna makes AWESOME COOKIES
59. I shall smite you with a sniper rifle in Halo
60. One day Zonis shall become blue from eating chicken
61. And I will laugh
62. Laughing Man's name means: Laughing man
63. Windmill windmill why must I be scared of thy?
64. Dw is getting married OMG
65. will I be invited?
66. Maybe
67. So mudkipz can be eatin right..?
68. After the movie, you will find me more cute
69. So let the chickens FLY!
70. Into my mouth so I can eat them.
71. If the comic Gavla in my comics was a girl..would she look like Bionicle Gavla?
72. Probably
73. Yo Mama is so cool she makes cookies and calls me snuggle pop
74. I threw my brother's soon to be wife out of the house
75. And broke her phone
76. Why so awesome Khols?
77. Are you flying that plan?
78. No I'm right here
79. I LIKE PIE
80. And cake
81. Almost done now
82. Like...I dunno how many more
83. So once I ate a pie
84. So once I ate a pie is a great book about dogs.
85. No chicken left behind
86. Obama scares me a little
87. Annnnnnndddddd......
88. Almost done...soon my children soon...
89. I make so many comics a day its MY LIFE.
90. Ten more! Almost there!
91. There's no more chicken in the oven
92. Want the chicken that WAS in the oven?
93. Then get in my BELLY
94. Akaku is cool
95. BARBRA STREIZAN I CANT SPELL HER NAME
96. Like..5 more left y'all
97. Sharnak is AWESOME
98. BOHROK FOR THE WIN
99. Red and Blue for the win.
99 and a half: one more left
100. INDEED.
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