My fear of bees is telling me to run away.

Must be terrible. How're you going to do it, smoke them and then call an exterminator?

If you're gonna smoke them, might as well burn them yourself. From the start. Google 'alternate flamethrowers'.

Wait are they on the inside or the outside? I didn't get a good look.

And woohoo flamethrowers aren't illegal in the US.

My fear of bees is telling me to run away.

 

Must be terrible. How're you going to do it, smoke them and then call an exterminator?

Inside the garage, not the house. They're on the outside of the house too.

Bees. My god.

Actually, if you're not for the whole crispy bugpieces raining from the sky, throwing a honeyjar into the street rigged with explosives would be epic but probably only take out a few of them.

Suit up with winter gear and other stuff like goggles so you have NO skin exposed, then take a wide stick, make a few pockets in it with a knife, then slather the stick in honey, making sure you fill the honey pockets. Wave the stick around while someone smokes the place. Run outside to a designated place where a ton of people have bee killer sprays and hope you get all of them.

-Z

Suit up with winter gear and other stuff like goggles so you have NO skin exposed, then take a wide stick, make a few pockets in it with a knife, then slather the stick in honey, making sure you fill the honey pockets. Wave the stick around while someone smokes the place. Run outside to a designated place where a ton of people have bee killer sprays and hope you get all of them.

-Z

ok the winter gear i agree on, but after that point i would say get a large bucket coat the inside with honey and sit it there. the next morning get the gear on and put a lid on it, do until you are bee-less.

or take soem circrackers to celebrate the 4th and blowem up. i suggest using the gear again, tie some black cats to a long stick, lite it, hold in bee's and, boom, or take some smoke bombs if you want to be original >_>

nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure

This.

-K

Oh no, not the bees! Not the bees! Aaaagh, my eyes, my eyes!

Ok, WIckerman references aside: Holy cow, have you contacted the national guard yet?

Catch them, put them in a sauce, sprinkle some Garlic powder and eat them with and penne pasta.

It's delicous.

EDIT: or just use leftover fireworks and blow there brains out with bottle rockets. Or slather a few mats of firecrackers with honey and run in quickly and light them and hope you blow them up.

Now theres an idea! Shoot roman candles at the bee's while their on your house!

Warning: in the garage, do not have any explosives around.

Or as i've stated before, the safest way is to just throw alot of black cats at them.

You guys are just full of bad advice.

 

BtB

Holy fishies yay.

HOLY fishies yay.

That's a heck of a lot of bees. Disturbing.

-ToC

USE YOUR HARPOONS AND TOW CABLES! GO FOR THE LEGS!

Just adding my input to the increasingly random flood of over-the-top solutions.

You guys are just full of bad advice.

 

BtB

Here's a good idea:

 

Place a sweet substance (like honey) on your driveway where the bees can easily find it.

 

Hide somewhere nearby with lots of clothing (no skin exposed) and a can of aerosol and a match/lighter.

 

Once they take the bait (or maybe just a large amount of them) hold the lighter/match up in front of the aerosol can and SPRAY FIRE ON THOSE DANGED CREATURES!

 

...I really hate bees...

 

 

Peace, but not literally,

 

-Dr. Horrible-

You guys are just full of bad advice.

 

BtB

No such thing. Only awesome advice and society's advice.

Do what I do in Halo!

SHOTGUN!

~U_K~

That last picture is straight out of a movie. Excellent photography.

The honeybee is an ancient symbol of death... and resurrection. AND they make honey. Could a thing be any more up my alley than that?