After hours of intensive investigative procedure, Spink and I discovered that one of BZP's most known members has a dark secret.

[19:18] Spink: Amazingly, super duper thriller post posted... now

[19:19] ExoFat: Sooo epic

[19:19] Spink: I know.

[19:20] ExoFat: Well, my epic post beats yours

[19:20] Spink: lol

[19:22] Spink: yay a longer post

[19:29] ExoFat: Bah

[19:30] Spink: hab

[19:30] ExoFat: Abh

[19:30] Spink: hba

[19:30] ExoFat: Bha

[19:30] Spink: Bfa!

[19:30] ExoFat:

[19:30] Spink: Indeed

[19:30] ExoFat: Everything seems to lead to him >_>

[19:31] Spink: So I have noticed.

[19:31] Spink: 'cept this; fgyuhufbib

[19:31] Spink: that leads to bib apparently

[19:32] ExoFat: Oo

[19:32] ExoFat: No

[19:32] ExoFat: fgyuhufbib

[19:32] ExoFat: fbib

[19:32] ExoFat: fbi

[19:32] ExoFat: Bfi

[19:33] ExoFat: Bfa

[19:33] ExoFat: It leads to the FBI!

[19:33] Spink: o m g

[19:33] Spink: Bfa is part of the FBI

[19:33] Spink: =O

[19:33] ExoFat: Oo

Criminals and spammers beware