Turakii: Everyone needs a stalker!
Turakii: Just so long as you don't let them get a restraining order
Turakii: But nice quiet stalking
Turakii: That works
Laughin’Man: I've stalked a number of people...
Turakii: Read their entire interests list
Turakii: Memorize how many friends they have
Ferhago: That's hard to do
Ferhago: Because they keep getting more
Turakii: But you'll notice every time they get more
Turakii: And then get interested in stuff they're interested in
Turakii: VERY interested
Laughin’Man: I'd do that if I knew what she was interested in
Ferhago: I've stalked...2. And a half.
Laughin’Man: Wait, a half? Oo
Turakii: Which half?
Ferhago: Mostly the left half
Turakii: That's only slightly weird
Ferhago: In all seriousness tho
Ferhago: It was only for like
Ferhago: Less than a week
Ferhago: That's what I meant by half
Ferhago: I didn't pull out like the BIG stalking guns
Turakii: Okay, that makes sense
Turakii: Oh, and of course reading all the conversations on her wall
Turakii: Looking at all the pictures she's tagged in
Ferhago: Yeah. Although that's painful occasionally...
Ferhago: The conversations
Turakii: It is?
Ferhago: The pictures can be even worse
Ferhago: When it's of the girl
Ferhago: And some average millions-spawned-every-day guy
Turakii: They don't even need to be hugging
Turakii: Just sitting somewhat close
Turakii: Hey, just looking at each other
Laughin’Man: ... I know all too well what that's like ... ;.;
Ferhago: Your head fills in the rest
Turakii: And you're all, "ASDFGHJ NOOOOO OTHER PERSON"
Laughin’Man: What does she see in that stupid Daryl Sabara lookalike, anyway!?
Turakii: Obviously enough to date him
Ferhago: If they EVER tried to make a move
Ferhago: Elaborate murder plots..
Ferhago: Oh, was that just me?
Turakii: I remember really detailed daydreams
Turakii: About all his ex-girlfriends tying me up
Turakii: And then him coming in wearing a suit of armor, beating them all up, grabbing me, and emerging victorious
Ferhago: I'd laugh except I'm the same way except I'm the saving part
Turakii: His ex-girlfriends were always unlikeable in my daydreams... if not villians...
Turakii: Or supervillians...
Ferhago: For me
Ferhago: They're always going to murder her or something
Ferhago: And I always happen to have an SMG and a sword and brass knuckles
Ferhago: I had that sequence down to an art
Ferhago: Punch punch uppercut
Ferhago: Slash slash
Ferhago: And throw them into the sunset with the end of my sword =D
Laughin’Man: I always do more realistic daydreams... Like bumping into her accidentally, making her drop her purse or books or whatever, and then picking them up for her... Then making eye contact... And mutual mental <3ing
Turakii: Ooh ooh ooh... and then there was the one where I was magically at his school during Christmas and we walked into each other in a doorway with mistletoe hanging over it and his friends said, "Oooh, you have to kiss her!" so he did 8D
Turakii: Which would have been realistic if teleportation and mind control existed at the time...
Laughin’Man: Goodness gracious Turakii, your daydreams are so cliche! What about something clever, like seeing him/her in the library, spying to find out what kind of book they're getting, get one too, and then stand nearby and pretend to just notice they're getting the same thing you are and then starting a conversation?
Laughin’Man: I've daydreamed that one multiple times
Ferhago: I always imagined some kind of bizarre scenario
Ferhago: Where I would have to do something involving guns and explosions
Turakii: How about the one where he nearly drowned and I saved him with mouth-to-mouth resuscitation?
Turakii: Or, if you want less cliche, when he had a life-threatening disease and I magically absorbed it and died in his stead?
Laughin’Man: Or the one where I stood behind her in line at Taco Bell, she realized she had forgotten her money, and I offer to buy it for her? Then she, being very thankful, invites me to come sit with her and we talk for hours, even after we've finished our food, finally ending up setting a date for the next available weekend...
Turakii: You're WAY too realistic >=O
Turakii: If you're gonna reach for the stars, reach for shiny stars!
Ferhago: One of my personal favorites is when I envelop the entire universe in a huge white light that destroys everything but me and her and then just hugging her...
Laughin’Man: The way I see it
Laughin’Man: It's funner to daydream the realistic stuff because then you realize hey, it could actually happen someday
Ferhago: The way I see it
Ferhago: All that stuff could happen someday
Ferhago: So why not daydream about stuff that will NEVER happen so you'll get to live more?
Turakii: How about the one where you both die and become lifelong partners in heaven?
Ferhago: Never had that one..
Laughin’Man: Neither have I
Ferhago: It usually stops when we die
Ferhago: We've both died a few times
Turakii: Died in each other's arms or died kissing?
Ferhago: I've died and become her guardian angel..
Laughin’Man: Sometimes I get a little bit unrealistic, all going into the heroic type of daydream
Laughin’Man: Though even that's pretty realistic for me
Laughin’Man: Oh wow
Laughin’Man: That came out wrong
Laughin’Man: Instead of being captured by thugs and held for ransom, in my heroic daydreams I just see her being attacked by bully or a mugger or a predator (not the space bounty hunter) and suddenly I run up and beat the heck out of him and save her
Ferhago: My unrealistic ones usually involve me turning into superhuman things
Ferhago: Or just flying
Ferhago: And I'm like
Ferhago: I'm a guy
Ferhago: WHO CAN FLY
Ferhago: I like you
Ferhago: Wanna go out?
Ferhago: And she's like
Ferhago: And then I fly off with her all cool-like
Ferhago: There's this other I really love
Ferhago: I have no Skittles
Ferhago: And then I have skittles! =D
Turakii: What about the one where you're looking through a mirror and it magically becomes a portal to their house and you see them through it and then you fall through it into their arms in their house and for some reason you're completely invisible and intangible to everyone but them?
Ferhago: Sort of
Ferhago: Except I don't fall into her arms
Ferhago: Cuz I'm probably a bit heavy to hold
Ferhago: I'd be like
Ferhago: Sorry about your bones!
Turakii: Maybe just both tumble onto the ground and be all, *Stare* "Uh, hey... seems I fell through a mirror, heh"
Ferhago: And she's like
Ferhago: THAT'S AWESOME
Ferhago: Clearly, we should go out.
Turakii: And falls in love!
Turakii: She realizes you are THE ONE!
Ferhago: *A Day Late plays*
Turakii: And dumps that lame guy, 'cause HE don't fall through no mirrors
Ferhago: Maybe if I'm lucky I can pump him full of bullets too
Turakii: So he'll never torture another female with his pitiful excuse for boyfriendness again!
Avohkah Tamer: Hey, I'm back and I read the whole chat
Turakii: I DIDN'T DO IT
Ferhago: IT WAS LM
Avohkah Tamer: Took me like 7 minutes
Laughin’Man: Ehehehehehe hi AT