I'd rather die as a duck. I'd probably maintain my honor. WYR be killed by poison or denied being taken prisoner? (Can you tell I've been listening to Rust in Peace?)
Granted, and boy am I getting real tired of people making paradoxes in his topic, so I go back in time even further and kill you before you can make a paradox. I wish people would stop making paradoxes.
I think the bubonic plague would be cool because then I could make others suffer the same torture and I could aid in killing all Europeans and also it would be in the medieval era and maybe I'd even get a cameo in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. WYR read all of that and want to stab your own eyes out or stab your own eyes out without bothering reading all of that?