bioniclehero01

There's a music and movies sub-forum under artwork. As long as it's LEGO or BIONICLE related, this should do you. If it's not related to either though, it would belong in Completely off Topic.P.S. TO THE NUIMOBILE!!

Sorry for the lack of updates lately... But, I just have a few updates.First, I'm not dead.Second, I'm working on a new chapter to have up this weekend. YEY!Anyways I'll be editing this post hopefully sometime tomorrow with another update and hopefully a better explanation for my absence.P.S. TO THE NUIMOBILE!!

Ooh... iBooks, didn't think of that one. Any kind of eBook would sell more to the age group determined there. But of course, this is 2021... All those darn youngin's will be too busy flyin' their hoverboards to enjoy good ol' fashion books anyways. ... What... We'll have hoverboards by then, right...?P.S. TO THE NUIMOBILE!!

What'd I do is essentially a "requel." It would be a technical sequel, but for the first few years it would have little to no mention of the past storyline, but would slowly connect itself by re-introducing the orriginal concepts, so as not to completely confuse the new fanbase. I'd also do two seperate versions of the main story: one being told through comics and being aimed at the younger children, having a much lighter story much akin to the BIONICLE we know. Next, there'd be novels that'd be aimed for the most part at the older demographic, with more action and character development, but not so much action as too turn parents of younger kids that may still be interested away. Plus, no corny lines in the novels. Story... No idea as of yet. I mean I have several ideas for epics I'm writing that have stories that could sort-of work, but all of them heavily, heavily rely on the main cannon as a backstory... The comics would be a monthly thing, while the novels would be released three a year, each serving as an act 1, 2, and 3 of the years story. Giving us a nice rounded and not rushed story for both age groups. Sets wise I'd do basically what LEGO done, really don't see any reason in changing that up unless the story for some reason calls for it.P.S. TO THE NUIMOBILE!!

Ooh... This sounds interesting. P.S. TO THE NUIMOBILE!!

All shall be revealed... Later. Also, don't worry iBrow, you will deffinately survive to make it to the next season. This does not necessarily apply to your assistant though (hint, hint). Also, glad you liked the Harold joke SM. I wonder how many people can figure out what I was parodying? P.S. TO THE NUIMOBILE!!

Gotta new chapter of T&T up today! Thought I'd never get finished with this chapter. P.S. TO THE NUIMOBILE!!

Who wants another chapter? No one? Well too bad, here it is. Also, iBrow. I checked out the chapter and loved it, just haven't gotten the chance to reply yet. I'll make sure I get to that tomorrow after school. CHAPTER 4: WHAT IS THIS ACCUSATION YOU SPEAK OF? LEWA FAN: What are you doing sir? Standing in the garage of the B-Team warehouse, of which they apparently have stolen from the Order of Mata Nui whom seem to be referenced a lot in this comedy series but never actually seen, the Element Lord of Milk was packing a bag as the Lewa Fan interrogated – um, asked him – what he was doing. ELEMENT LORD: I’m getting ready for tonight. LEWA FAN: What… But your brother, isn’t he going to – ELEMENT LORD: I fight my own battles, Mr. Fan, not my obnoxious, self centered, egotistic brother. LEWA FAN: But, sir, don’t all those traits fit you? ELEMENT LORD: Yeah, but it’s different. LEWA FAN: How? ELEMENT LORD: I’m not him. Lewa Fan just shrugged and walked into the living room as Ingeitum approached the Element Lord. INGEITUM: Okay, I have my things packed. ELEMENT LORD: What all did you pack? INGEITUM: Oh, nothing much… Just a bazooka, two tanks, the Nuisuits, a mini fridge, three air beds, my entire collection of bladed weapons, a large assortment of hands guns, five snipers rifles, an old man named Bobby, and a few small nukes. ELEMENT LORD: What’s the old man for? INGEITUM: Testing the nukes. The Element Lord just pretended he didn’t hear that. As Ingeitum walked over to the other side of the garage, the black Honda Civic known as the Nuimobile drove up. In it was Hero, who had oddly been missing for the last few chapters for unknown – HERO *whispering*: Hey! Buddy! I’m trying to sneak in! Be quiet will you! Okay, but you’re not doing a very good job of it anyways. I mean, for Mata Nui’s sake it’s the middle of the day. You’re driving into the garage where two of your teammates happen to just be hanging out, and you’re radio is blasting like crazy with a Train CD. HERO: Oh just shut up! Hero got out and tip toed toward the door, but didn’t make it five steps before – INGEITUM: Hero! Where you been, dawg! HERO: Out. And Ingeitum, why on earth are you talking like that? INGEITUM: I been listenin’ to some Snoop, fool! HERO: Yeah, well stop. You know that stuff messes with your head. Argy walked up to Ingeitum, holding out a newspaper. ARGY: Hey Ingeitum, you have to see – INGEITUM: Shut up fool! ARGY: What!? INGEITUM: I pity a fool! ARGY: Okay… Ingeitum ripped the paper out of Argy’s hands, tore it to shreds, chewed it up, and spat it back out. ARGY: Fine then… Argy just turned and walked away as Ingeitum stood on all fours, his mouth covered in whip cream he sprayed on it no more than five seconds ago, as the Smoke Monster noticed and quickly walked away too. HERO: Okay, maybe I should have hurried back. INGEITUM: Yeah, where have you been? HERO: Um… Lunch. INGEITUM: A three day lunch? HERO: It was a buffet. INGEITUM: But – HERO: I THOUGHT WE WHERE FRIENDS! INGEITUM: Uh, yeah – HERO: WHY ARE YOU INTERROGATING ME! I’VE DONE NOTHING WRONG YOU RAP LOVING WHACKO! Hero just stormed off. ELEMENT LORD: What was that about. INGEITUM: Shut up fool! Ingeitum just walked away spitting randomly as he tried to rap.________________________________________________________ Lewa Fan sat on the couch watching his favorite show in the whole world as Argy sat beside him trying to read. LEWA FAN: You know what I love about this show so much? Argy ignored him. LEWA FAN: It's great display of drama and how well they portray their characters. There is no dumb soap drama here, this is the real deal. It makes you feel for it's characters. It makes you sad when they're sad, it makes your - ARGY: Look, Lewa Fan, I don't really care how much you love My Little Pony, I'm trying to read here. LEWA FAN: But it's not just some show about ponies! It isn't!! It's a deep emotional dramedy about how friendship… How friendship is magic, and how we all should just learn to get along and be - *doorbell rings* LEWA FAN: About how - *doorbell rings* LEWA FAN: It's about how we should all just be fr- *doorbell rings constantly as if some raving mad lunatic was consistently ringing it* LEWA FAN: WILL YOU SHUT UP ALREADY!! I'M COMIN'!! Lewa Fan angrily stormed off to answer the door… Finally, he was beginning to get on Argy's nerves. But in Lewa Fan's wake, Argy found himself staring at the screen, like he was looking at some infectious virus. ARGY: I hate this show. Who would like such a show? I mean, really, who would like such a thing? It's so… So… It came back from commercial, and after a quick glance in several directions as to make sure he was alone… ARGY: OOH! I love this episode!! It's when Pinkie Pie goes crazy!________________________________________________________ Lewa Fan stormed toward the door like a tornado toward cattle, ripping it open so fast he didn't realize his face was in the way. LEWA FAN: Ouch… HAROLD: Ooh, that had to hurt. You okay? LEWA FAN: Yeah, sure… Whatever. What do you want? I'm missing my show? The scrawny man in a tinfoil hat referred to as Harold looked in both directions. HAROLD: You a Brony too? LEWA FAN: No! Course not, I mean - yeah. HAROLD: I'm TIVOing it. LEWA FAN: I wish we had TIVO. HAROLD: I thought everybody did? LEWA FAN: No. My boss thinks they're trying to take over the world. HAROLD: The TIVO people? But they're so nice! LEWA FAN: Look, I'm in a - HAROLD: I'll hurry, brother. This is just a quick message from your Energy Guardian. Lewa Fan looked at him like he was crazy? LEWA FAN: Huh…? HAROLD: Brother? You do realize what today is right? LEWA FAN: Thursday? HAROLD: YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT TODAY IS!! ARE YOU INSANE MAN!! YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT TODAY IS!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!! ARE YOU ILLITERATE!! Lewa Fan watched as the scrawny - crazy - man ran around the street screaming to the top of his lungs: HAROLD: THIS POOR FOOL DOES NOT REALIZE WHAT TODAY IS!! THIS POOR FOOL SHALL DIE IN THE FREEZER OF SOPHACABOONISTINE!! Lewa Fan slammed the door shut. LEWA FAN: What in the world was that about. HAROLD: The world. Startled, Lewa Fan jumped, quickly spinning around with the reflexes of a cat at the sound of bath water to find Harold standing behind him. LEWA FAN: How did you get in here!! HAROLD: I am a Messenger of the Energy King of Zarglog! The all powerful Wooshinstine!! LEWA FAN: Woosherstine? HAROLD *annoyed*: Wooshinstine. The all powerful Energy King, Guardian of the Four Galaxies of Saahafgabooperstine and King of Zarglog! LEWA FAN: Please, don't eat me. Harold looked at him with his crazy eyes. HAROLD: What would give you that idea, brother? LEWA FAN: Just… a feeling. HAROLD: I have come here to warn you my brother! LEWA FAN: That you're gonna eat me? HAROLD: No! You are making Wooshinstine angry! LEWA FAN: Wouldn't want that… HAROLD: Now listen, brother! The command has been given! The Four Stars of Laphantabeen are nearly in line! Tonight the world shall die in a horrible eruption of fire and Twinkies as the minions of Wooshinstine from the planet of Zarglog invade at exactly 10:23 PM eastern standard time!! LEWA FAN: I thought that was supposed to be next year? HAROLD: Change of plans. Lewa Fan nodded… HAROLD: You have been warned brother! Spread the word! We must celebrate!! TONIGHT WE ALL DIE AT THE HANDS OF TWINKIE LOVING ENERGY BEINGS!! Lewa Fan just stared at him. LEWA FAN: And… This is a good thing? Harold stopped for a second, using his insane crazy man brain to think for a moment. HAROLD: Well… I had actually never thought of it like that… Harold walked out, moping. LEWA FAN: Wait… If the world is destroyed tonight by the crazy man's energy beings, THEN THAT COMPLETELY RUINS MY SCHEDULE!! Lewa Fan ran off to his office. He had some paperwork to do.________________________________________________________ The cloaked figure sat there alone, as he does at the end of every chapter of course. But this time, instead of planning his revenge, the Dark Chronicler was doing something much, much more vile… He was watching Oprah reruns. DARK CHRONICLER: Oh… That’s so sweet… Then his phone rang. He answered it angrily. DARK CHRONICLER: NO ONE CALLS DURING OPRAH!! V-3 *on phone*: Sorry sir… But we have an update and a problem. They’re taking the bait, but there’s another one joining in. He’s apparently the Element Lord’s brother. DARK CHRONICLER: Then you know what to do with problems. Take care of it. And fast. V-3 *on phone*: Yes sir. iBrow will be dead before tonight. THE END_________________________________________________Where was Hero? Why was Icarax not hurt in some way as Artakha complained that it wasn’t happening to him? AND ARE ENERGY BEINGS FROM OF THE PLANET ZARGLOG OF THE SAAHAFGABOOPERSTINE GALAXIES REALLY GOING TO DESTROY THE WORLD!! Find out in Chapter 5 before THE WORLD ENDS!! P.S. TO THE NUIMOBILE!!

Marvel for me. DC seems to rely too much on big grand sci-fi heroes. Marvel has better variety and more relatable heroes if you ask my opinion (I mean Batman's awesome and all, but you just can't relate to a billionaire with a strange hobby as well as you can a High School kid bitten by a spider, well, unless you actually are a billionaire with a strainge hobby). P.S. TO THE NUIMOBILE!!

'Tis sad my friend... 'tis the worst tragedy ever... Well, not really. But still sad. P.S. TO THE NUIMOBILE!!

'Tis be words of wisdom my friend. 'Tis be words of wisdom. Although for clarities sake, I shall still say I am on the side that does not like MLP. P.S. TO THE NUIMOBILE!!

You... you haven't s-seen Indiana J-Jones yet... My... Until this day I believed t'is impossible... Now I know... There are people Indy-deprived! Please! Proceed to your nearest DVD rental service and rent Raiders of the Lost Ark immediately. Don't forget to pick up your (not) complimentary whip and proceed to your TV. Thank you. Please remember to keep your hands and feet in the couch/chair/Russian Prison Cell at all times during the movie, otherwise the awesome might make you explode. If said movie is not to your liking... then... well... Check to see if it was in the right langauage, 'cuz somethin' went wrong. Sorry, coldn't resist. P.S. TO THE NUIMOBILE!!

Hey iBrow, Legolover ('cuz I can't make myself just do Ll ), and Cherrixon. Does this make you wonder why someone would choose hats? 'Cuz they're better than pants. Only thing is you don't have to wear them. Also, I have an awesome hat. It's an Indiana Jones replica... It awesome. P.S. TO THE NUIMOBILE!!

Thank ya'. I think I've actually shared the story with you... But am not really sure though. Oh, and one more thing... I've been known for my determination when it comes to things. One way or another, they will be completed. One way or another... *commence evil laugh* P.S. TO THE NUIMOBILE!!

Just thank Tohu I was alone at the time... I was literally ranting to myself. I certainly got some strange looks from my dog, that's for sure... P.S. TO THE NUIMOBILE!!

Well... Slap me and call yourself Tahu!! I think I'm flattered. I can't wait to read it, iBrow. Also, the current chapter still needs some tweeking before I'm satisfied with it. It's just too short for my liking. Shall probably have it up no later than the weekend. P.S. TO THE NUIMOBILE!!

My dreams have been realized... Well, one of them anyways. I still have the mansion and the golden pool on my list. But... YOU'RE BACK!! GREG RETURNS!! What are we goin' on now... Three Years in the Life of GregF? This guy has one strange life, that's for sure. Can't wait for me! P.S. TO THE NUIMOBILE!!

Was it just me, or did the forums returning in your head sound like the opening of CSI: Miami? YYYYEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!! P.S. TO THE NUIMOBILE!!

Thor: Hahaha. Forgot that part. Anyways, I loved it. But I'm just a huge Marvel fan, so of course I would. P.S. TO THE NUIMOBILE!!

3/5 P.S. TO THE NUIMOBILE!!

3/5 P.S. TO THE NUIMOBILE!!

3/5 P.S. TO THE NUIMOBILE!!