bioniclehero01

Man has it been forever since I've been on this site. I'll take the last Protector of Ice slot.

Alison Brie!...What... Liam Neeson's nice too... But Community is the best thing ever. Ever. P.S. TO THE NUIMOBILE!!

Glad to know you guys are looking forward to it.Also, the main reason I switched to prose was because I plan on doing it in a more novel-esque style for the story structure. Figured it'd make more sense to match that in the writing style as well. Plus it'll make character development much easier.P.S. TO THE NUIMOBILE!!

Tis' is my turn now? Yey! So, I'm going to skip right to the meat and potatoes here and then get to the announcements;Fun with Taka & Tahu (Remake Preveiw)"Would you like fries with that, sir?"This was one of life's great contemplations.No, this question is not about making bad eating decisions. It’s much, much deeper than that. Instead it’s about how far we've gotten in life. It's about where we're going. It's about our future…And if you've been asking that question everyday for the last eight years, then you know your future is pretty well going nowhere."Uh… What kind of fries are they…""The fried kind. You want them or not?"The fat man just stared at the menu being held up by the ugly clown statue, the Toa at the drive through window just staring out into nowhere, bored with his life."Uh…" the fat man finally said, "Do they come with ketchup?""They come with whatever you want as long as you get out of here quickly. I need to get home and contemplate where my life went wrong.""Uh…""Just take the fries.""Nah, goes straight to the hips ya’ know. Just give me onion rings instead."Too bored to even bother pointing out how entirely idiotic that logic was, Taka just sent the man on his merry, cholesterol filled way.What had happened to his life? He was once a big shot actor! He was the star of his own show! Of course its budget consisted of an old pickle jar full of quarters and a wallet they found in the back alley, and sure it only came on during the middle of the night because they couldn't afford any real time slots, but still… It was sort-a his show. Even if it did kind-of stink.But who was he kidding? His life always stunk like left over fish left out overnight.So, here he was. Five years later. And the most he had to look forward to was waking up every morning to come to a job he always hated, with a boss who hated him almost as much as he hated himself."Taka…" a voice from the drive through window said, kind of creepily mind you, "Is that you?""Teridax?" Taka said, almost laughing at his luck. Out of all the things he missed about his old life, Teridax was not one of them."Actually, it's two 'r's now." Terridax corrected, "I'm so filthy rich one 'r' wasn't doin' it for me."Him? Rich? Is he having another nightmare again? Sometimes it was hard to tell the difference."I just got back from buying an island." Terridax continued, pointing out New Zealand on his globe, "You may have heard of it." Why’d he keep a globe in his car?"You're rich? How on Earth did you get rich? Last time we saw each other you still had to have help getting your shoes tied.""Ah…" the arrogant rich Makuta remembered the days nostalgically as Taka noticed the pile of Benjamin's buckled in the passenger seat, "I miss those days… Remember that time I almost lost a finger trying to open that sandwich bag?""That was your assistant. And he did loose it. Two of them, actually.""Really? Are you sure?""Yeah. You stomped on his hand so hard the doctor's had to amputate them."Terridax just started laughing, tossing hundred dollar bills in the air carelessly as he did so. A large portion flew out the windows to the gleeful surprise of the cars behind him. "Guess that’s my memory for ya' huh pal?""Yeah, sure." Takanuva said annoyed, "Just tell me what you want. You're holding up the line, and, honestly, I'd rather talk to anyone but you right now. So please, just order."Terridax didn't even pretend to hear Taka, too busy playing with his money. "Well, I better be goin'. Places to go, money to throw away, you know how it is. If you ever want a job, I just bought like a bunch of businesses. Just head on down. I'm always glad to give out charity."Taka, steaming, just let himself imagine punching Terridax in the face as he took the business card. Oddly it didn’t make him feel better. Also just thinking it made his hand hurt… Hitting an ego that big could put a person in the hospital."I would ask if I could come over sometime, but honestly, I don't want to be seen anywhere near your place. The ‘hood’ ain’t exactly kind to my image, y’know? Anyways, I’m gonna go buy Bill Cosby now. See ya’!”Taka just stared in his wake as Terry drove off in his sports car, money blowing out the windows as he drove away screaming something about pancakes, IHOP, and something about the Cosby show. :tohu: :tohu:Some things… Some things you just do not talk about.Take this for example. Say you were, hmm… A psychotic serial killer. Okay, now keep that in your mind. You wanna' kill someone, right? 'Cuz you’re a psychotic serial killer and killing people is kind what psychotic serial killer's do. It's their place in this world, in a really disturbing sort-of way.Okay, now let's say you're out one night. Right? Minding your own business, looking through possible prey. So, where would you go? The park! That's where you'd go! No one's gonna' notice a missing hobo nearly as much as your neighbor suddenly disappearing. So? What do you do?You stroll through the park wearing creepy emo clothes.This was their train of thought. Only, they're morons."You sure this is gonna work?" Hero asked, scratching because the polyester gave him a rash."Of course it will, we're dressed the part." Ingeitum corrected as he struggled with his afro."Really? I mean, look at us...""Duh. Only sociopaths would dress like this.” Ingeitum reminded his friend as they walked through the dark canopy of the trees, of course during the afternoon 'cuz late is when the weirdo's come out. Ingeitum pointed to a woman who was just staring at them like they'd just broke out of a mental health facility. "C'mon? Look at that woman? She's afraid of us, why? Not just because we no she's up to no good, but because she's doin' somethin' illegal.""She's taking her kids to the playground.""Well then what's the container for…?”"That's a stroller.""You're so naïve." Ingeitum just shook his head, disappointed in his old friend, "Just listen. I'm gonna' go shake the suspect up.""Wait… What?""Do you know nothing of cop lingo?""I used to be a cop." Hero exclaimed, "Pretty sure we never said that.""Fine. Just stay here while I go crack this whip."Hero just watched in horror as Ingeitum approached the poor soccer mom. Suddenly he remembered the reasons he never took him to the suburbs. Last time… Well let's just say it involved a sprinkler, a weenie dog, and a couple dozen bullet shells and just leave it at that."Hey, you, we need to have a chat cat."The woman looked at him, noting his odd attire. "Why are you dressed like hippies?""Don't sass me." Ingeitum said sternly, "Or my hip attire, dog.”"Sorry to break it to you, but disco died a couple decades ago.""You think I'm stupid or something?" Ingeitum, offended, struggled to recover his fake toughness, "I was at the funeral. It was sad too. Rock n’ Roll never showed up and Pop was consistently trying to steal the spotlight from everyone else. Now, tell the truth, what're you doin' here at this time of the day…""I promised my kids…" the woman replied, trying to figure out if Ingeitum was crazy or… Well, yeah, just crazy. “Kind of regretting that decision now.”"This late?""It's two in the afternoon.""I said no sassin'!" Ingeitum warned, waving a Nerf gun in the air, "Now tell me! What're you up to here…?"The woman just stared at him a long moment, Hero off in the distance pretending he didn't know either of them. "Look, buddy. I don't know who you are, but you're either leaving now, or -"Out of a nearby brush, a hobo wearing an 'I'm with Stupid' t-shirt jumped out screaming something about fried chicken and dumpsters, then ran up to the woman and stole her hat before speeding off. And, worst of it all, he was running like a blind man on hot coals."Did you see that!" the woman exclaimed, "He stole my grandmother's hat! Do something!""Don't change the subject!"Hero just facepalmed, and found himself running after the hobo. And the sad part, this was his daily routine. Only instead of hobo's it was usually the pizza man, who was in turn chasing Ingeitum because he didn't tip.Now, what was that I was saying about psychopaths?Now, for Announcements!First and foremost, the preview you just read there was from a remake of the original T&T. My basic idea here is to improve upon the original without changing the concept too much. I just want to give the best quality I can, and just don't feel the original was that. I want to add a more focused, thought out plot with more well-rounded, fully developed characters with a lot of character development. Which brings me to the next announcement;I intend on featuring a lot of new characters in the story. Especially regarding the B-Team. For those unfamiliar with the old comedy, or just needing a little refresher, the B-Team was essentially a parody of you're heist gangs/action heroes (think Oceans Eleven crossed the A-Team and you got a good idea). The original featured these as nearly all guest stars, mostly as I wanted to have some form of an audience involvement. But now I will be completely re-imagining that team with entirely new, original characters.The most important aspect of this though is that Teridax will no longer serve as main villain. He's still in the story and the plot still revolves around trying to rob him blind, but a completely new character will be introduced as the antagonist. I don't have much on the new character yet though, so I won't say much there as more than likely I'll change a lot later. But I might update this post later tonight with a little more details here, but no promises.And last but not least, this will be an entirely pre-written comedy. Meaning it might be a couple months before it's posted, but when it is you'll get updates on a good regular basis without any delays. But for a good estimate as to when you'll probably see it; think sometime around February as it'll probably end up shorter than it's predecessor too.So, give me you're opinions on the preview and tell me what you think I could add to improve upon the original. If you read it, were there anythings you would like me to leave out of the remake? Things you'd like more of?P.S. TO THE NUIMOBILE 2.0!!

Hmm... This looks interesting, and with my new comedy coming up soon I would definitely be interested in some of the expos.So yeah, go ahead and sign me up. I probably won't be able to get that involved until after the first of the year 'cuz I have a lot currently going on, but nonetheless I'm still very interested.P.S. TO THE NUIMOBILE!!

Sign me up for 21'st.P.S. TO THE NUIMOBILE!!

Well, other than the overuse of 'I', it was great. The way you made it confusing was a good move. Having the readers be as confused as the characters, especially in first person narratives, can really help grab interest.P.S. TO THE NUIMOBILE!!

Okay... I absolutely loved the akward conversation. That'd have to be my favorite part of the whole chapter. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go to the wig salon.P.S. TO THE NUIMOBILE!!

Av-Matoran turning into Bohrok just did NOT set right with me at all. In my opinion it just felt underdeveloped and honestly completely unnecessary.Other than that though... "Whoohoo!" ...that still gives me nightmares. P.S. TO THE NUIMOBILE!!

Oh man, I have to choose!? I'm a major Marvel fanboy, so this ain't easy, but... Spider-Man. My favorite version of Spidey would have to be his Ultimate incarnation though. I'm a sucker for a superhero with a smart mouth and absolutely no idea what he's doing. As for least favorite? Never been a big Ant-Man fan. I mean his character's fine, but... C'mon? He can change size and talk to bugs? Just not awesome when compared to fellow Avengers like Iron Man or Hulk or... Well, almost anyone. Also never liked 3-D Man, mostly because of his hilarious name. I mean, what part of his powers has to do with 3-D? Does it stand for something? I mean, why 3-D Man? Is he only three dimensional? Do we require special glasses to see him properly?P.S. TO THE NUIMOBILE!!

I imagine you all as cartoon animals singing folk songs on long roadtrips with Chevy Chase. 'Cuz that's how awesome you all are.P.S. TO THE NUIMOIBLE!!

"To me the honour is sufficient of belonging to the universe -- such a great universe, and so grand a scheme of things. Not even Death can rob me of that honour. For nothing can alter the fact that I have lived; I have been I, if for ever so short a time." -- W. N. P. Barbellion, The Journal of a Disappointed ManIt may not mean much, but my heart goes out Heather and her family. I may not have known her personally, but any loss like this should be mourned by everyone. Our commuty has lost a friend, and more importantly a family has lost a daughter. Or maybe even a sister, a niece... It's a shame we live in a world where this happens everyday.P.S. TO THE NUIMOBILE!!

I enjoy keeping myself busy on projects, but as far as my goals on BZP particularly first and foremost and returning work to my comedy before going any farther with anything else, then I've got my Adventures project which some or you may or may not be familiar with (it's still in early development, I'm in no rush for it though because I want to make sure it's as epic as it can possibly be). Then beyond that, nothing much. As far as life goals in general though, I hope to one day be a singing and dancing clown astronaught that does amazing Elvis impressions for the new alien visitors.What? I'm not crazy. P.S. TO THE NUIMOBILE!!

Well, this was deffinately unexpected. Unfortunately I will not be signing up though... Science is just not my strong suit. Mostly because I can't pronounce most of it. P.S. TO THE NUIMOBILE!!

Perhaps Iron Man's head is so large because of his oversized ego? Honestly though, I kind of like his oversized head. I find it hillarious.Though, I have to say LEGO, you have done SO MUCH RIGHT with that Deadpool figure... But I have to say, where's my Sam Jackson! I WANT MY NICK FURY!! Though one thing I do have to point out though is some of their faces just... Don't look right to me. Like Hawkeye for example. His face just... Doesn't make me think at all of Hawkeye.P.S. TO THE NUIMOBILE!!

Kittens scare me. Umm... Wait?

I'm not sure about a forum exactly, but perhaps a single topic that could list out all the current group projects? I myself have had a large scale project in place for over a year now, but have found it quite frustrating to recruit the large amount of help I need to produce said project when the only promotion I can have is through my sig, which if most people are like me, they just ignores anyways. So perhaps a topic that lists all current and past projects, kind of like the archive topics that the library forum used to have? It would make it easier on those of us with projects but not enough results for a topic, and might spark more interest in group projects also.P.S. TO THE NUIMOBILE!!

No, no... It was November. Though I really do need to stop announcing when I'm going to post them though... Everytime I do something happens, ANYTHING happens, whether it be my horrible internet conection goes out again, a storm blows through, or ice cream truck passes my street corner and I'm unable to come through. Though, it will be done this weekend for certain. I mean, half of it's already completed, so unless something goes wrong... again... it shouldn't even take me half an hour to complete. Unless it goes out again like it did just about ALL day yesterday, I should be good...But as for the anouncement at least, since winter breaks over and I'm actually not that busy lately, I intend on updating the comedy every weekend, whether it be Friday, Saturday, or Sunday (yes, adding Friday is cheating), and also expect more frequent updates like this one more frequently also, because as soon as I finish season 2 there'll be another LONG time without a new chapter (well, minus a few possible shorter build-up chapters to the next season) and working NONSTOP on preparing a more organized story for season 3 during that time. This way, there won't be another three or four months without a chapter. Just keep in mind that I am working on the comedy, just not updating. Think of it like a break between seasons on a TV series, just not that long. Also, speaking of season three, keep an eye on my sig. There'll be clue images added in every so often, most of them will be VERY vaque but if you can put the clues together you might be able to figure out the concept. Such as what BIONICLE character might appear as the main villain, or if the story stays in New York or branches out elsewhere (which it will eventually).Well... There's the update at least. P.S. TO THE NUIMOBILE!!

Late night update: I'll be posting a new chapter tomorrow and will update this post with a new update.And yes, it is after two in my area. Yes, I do sleep. I'm just sleep posting.P.S. TO THE NUIMOBILE!!

Psycho.P.S. TO THE NUIMOBILE!!

Wow... Tahu's rude.But anways, I enjoyed this. Especially the part about beating socks out of animals... Uh, wait, that's not what it sounded like. P.S. TO THE NUIMOBILE!!

The Godfather.P.S. TO THE NUIMOBILE!!

Pyromaniac.P.S. TO THE NUIMOBILE!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS INTERNETS!! No matter what holiday you're celebrating this season, I wish you all the best. Except you. Yeah, you. You know who you are... ( )P.S. TO THE NUISLAY!!

Can you believe it? Christmas is this Sunday. Isn't it hard to believe time has just flown by like that? That the year is almost over, and that by this time next year the whole world will come crashing to an end. But before we dawn our gas masks and our zombie repelents in preparations for 2012, we gotta celebrate the holidays! So, in honor of this great tradition of getting presents, me, The Dark Chronicler, Ironman197, and the infamous iBrow (he should make that his name ) present to you a comedy for the holiday season, based on perhaps one of the most depressing, yet hilarious, Christmas song ever recorded. So in honor of the season, no matter what holiday you're celebrating this season, I welcome you to ...Christmas at Ground ZeroPart 1 of 12: Icarax got Ran over by a Yakby The BIONICLE HeroTakanuva loved Christmas. It was absolutely his favorite holiday.He loved the snow, he loved the cheer, he loved the tree, and he even tolerated his family. And if you knew his family, you'd know how amazing that was. Everything and anything about Christmas was just his favorite thing in the whole world, and it was the very reason he suffered through countless hours of fighting to get everyone presents, so that way he could tell them he got them something nice and they'd HAVE to get him something just as big. THAT was the best part of the season to him...But not this year.Or the last few years for that matter. Things just haven't gone his way… especially around the holidays lately. I mean, Thanksgiving '09 he lost his job, Christmas the same year Tahu thought it'd be a good idea for him to fix the turkey, of which they spent the night watching Taka's parent's house burn to the ground, and Halloween 2010... He just tried to keep those memories repressed, but he did remember it had something to do with a cake and some sort of lie... It seemed these days everything Taka even thought of turned into a big pile of useless wreckage.And Taka didn't like it. Not at all… He was beginning to wonder if even Artakha had it better than he did. At least Artakha excepted his horrible life… Well besides the numerous suicide attempts. Why had everything gone wrong for Taka lately…? Why was his life falling apart around him, and just when he thought it couldn't get any worse, the floor would fall out from under him and he'd find a whole basement full of Visorak…Standing there in front of his tree, Taka found he was at one of his lowest points… This year was perhaps the worst yet. Bella was off in Britain with her 'friend', and Taka was here… Stuck in a warehouse/apartment full of people crazier than he was. Thanks to Tahu, even his family hated him now. Well, they weren't fond of him before, but thanks to last New Years, a box of fireworks, and a guy named Guy, they hadn't returned his calls since.So here Taka was, depressed at Christmas. How could it get any worse…ARTAKHA: Hello my friend.Jumping, startled, Taka turned to see the floor had fallen through once more… Well, not literally… you get it.TAKA: Artakha, please… I'm not in the mood…Artakha just sadly nodded.ARTAKHA: It seems no one is ever in the mood for me anymore…Artakha just jumped out the window as he always does during his depression fits. This time not landing on a fire escape…Standing outside carrying a box full of his favorite Christmas decorations, Icarax was getting ready for decorating. He too loved Christmas, but despite his horrible life, he never let it get the best of him. Icarax was just as cheerful as he always was this time of year, getting ready to -From above, a suicidal Artakha landed hard on the poor unsuspecting Makuta…But it wasn't Icarax.Icarax turned startled to see Artakha had landed on some other poor Makuta. Shocked, Icarax stood frozen... Knowing this was too good to be true. He looked arround for other falling objects or escaped creatures or meteors or anything really to make sure it was safe, and to his, and everyone's for that matter, surprise... He was safe...ICARAX: It's a Christmas mirracle...Skipping like a school girl with a sugar rush doing a bad impression of a ballet dancer, Icarax found himself over joyed at how much his luck had changed. That is, until he ran out into the road and got ran over by a Yak.Flying in his slay, pulled by the flying Yak's ('cause they're more efficient than Reindeer... He doesn't have to fill them up as much, Reindeer fuel is expensive these days... Santa has to save money to, ya know, flying arround the world in one night ain't cheap!), a skinny Santa clause looked back as he flew away, eating his non-fat sugar-free cookies.SANTA: Did we hit something?Spitting out the disgusting cookie, Santa tossed it of the side of the slay.SANTA: Stupid diet... Stupid wife thinks she's the boss of me, 'eh?As Santa flew away, he reached into his secret stash of real cookies. 'Cause he's fly like that.But back in the B-Teams living room (and to the real story), Taka just stood staring at the tree still, a single ornament that had a picture of Bella in it drawing most of his attention. He thought she looked beautiful in that picture… Despite the fact her skin was whiter than Kopaka's armor on bath day.Walking in and seeing his friend all depressed, the drunk Tahu knew how to make him feel much, much better.With a very, very good story.TAHU: Taka-sh… Sit-sh down.Takanuva turned… he knew this wouldn't be good.TAKA: Tahu, please, I just want to be alone for a little while.TAHU: Do not-sh worry-sh my friend-sh… I jusht have-sh a story-sh you should hearsh.TAKA: Really? Something really tells me I shouldn't.TAHU: Don't worry, thish ish a very happy shtory… About love-sh, and joy-sh, and family-sh, and Chrishtmash.TAKA: Fine…And with that, Tahu began. Well, he blacked out for a couple seconds first, but as soon as he woke up he began his 'Chrishtmash' tale...Mata Nui help us...P.S. TO THE NUISLAY!!