Because he found guilded armor from a level 3 treasure trail and now he is the ruler of Gilenor and he has an attack skillcape and he owneded Zezima and rules RuneScape, and... why is the topic named "ask a stupid question" instead of "ask a vahki question"?
Granted, but you were gonna wish that you had a pie and I was going to corrupt it into being that it was thrown at you. Ninja'd! granted, but now he looks so ugly everyone dies I wish I had a midak skyblaster