a goose

Science isn't about WHY. It's about WHY NOT. Why is so much of our science dangerous? Why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you on the butt on the way out, because you are fired.

Not you, test subject, you're doing fine.

Yes, you. Box. Your stuff. Out the front door. Parking lot. Car. Goodbye.

Yes, I do have a copy of the game on standby

I don't have it on standby. XD

I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back!

Yeah!

Get mad!

Yeah!

I don't need your **** lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?

Yeah, take the lemons!

Demand to see life's manager!

Yeah!

Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who'...

..s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons!

Oh, I like this guy.

I'm gonna have my engineers invent a COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN! Burning people! He says what we're all thinking!