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  1. IC: (Datrox) ​The Toa of Fire walked over to the Great Takea, pulling his hood back over his head as he passed the two figures. He opened the door and motioned for Sorox to go in. ​"After you."
  2. IC: (Kaen) ​"That's somewhat dismissive towards the people that own this place, isn't it?" ​The rat ran past the Toa of Air, causing him to flinch and drop the debris he was carrying. ​"Ngh. On second thought...no, noble Toa. Kind and helpful, not disrespectful." ​He continued cleaning, muttering "kind and helpful" over and over again, his tone becoming more passive aggressive the more he said it. ​He paused. "Speaking of, where are the people that own this place?"
  3. Hold the frickin' phone. ​The Great Dictator Charlie Chaplin? The dude whose name is synonymous with early film? ​Huh.
  4. IC: (Datrox) ​"Whatever. Let's just find a place to eat. I'd prefer not to go to another bar but if it comes down to it..." After they walked a bit, Datrox stopped and pointed at a building. ​"...the Great Takea? Never seen that place before."
  5. Frank Sinatra has a Twitter account. ​Despite his name, the Transformers character Bluestreak never actually had a toy released in G1 that was blue! A catalog, and a lot of other media, used an image of his pre-Transformers, Fairlady-Z Diaclone toy which was blue, which led to a misconception that a blue Bluestreak was a rare variant. It wasn't until 2015 that an actually blue Bluestreak was released in the Japan-exclusive Q-Transformers line (not counting a puzzle that could be transformed into Bluestreak that was blue and released during G1). ​When Patterson and Gimlin captured their famous Bigfoot footage, they were in the process of working on a documentary about the creature. Think about it. You thinkin' about it? Yeah. Yeeeah. ​And now, more useless-but-weird black metal stuff. ​I called Per "Dead" Ohlin COMPLETELY INSANE for a reason. He wore corpse paint, like many black metal (and some non-black metal) artists do, but not to go with the dark themes of the music--he did it because he actually wanted to look dead. He would bury his clothing before shows and would dig it up and wear it during Mayhem's preformances, where he would cut himself and throw dead animals into the audience, to weed out the "posers." He also was obsessed with suicide and would attempt it around his bandmates many times, who would always stop him. Euronymous, however, encouraged him, which lead to him annoying the heck out of Dead so much that he finally did do it. And there's more gross stuff I'm not gonna talk about. Black metal, man.
  6. IC: (Datrox) The Toa of Fire smiled and waved at the Ta-Matoran, who just glared at him even harder. "What was his problem?" Datrox asked once they were outside.
  7. That's part of the multiverse theory or something, right? Not gonna lie, I like to think that's true sometimes. Although, if it is, that'd be weird for the people who create those works of fiction as they'd essentially be the "gods" of their own creation. ​ALSO NEW FACT THAT I JUST REMEMBERED BECAUSE OF A TV SHOW ​There's a conspiracy theory that NASA and some other world governments are planning to fake a huge religious event, such as the second coming of Christ, to control the population. Why NASA? According to believers, it's because they'd be technologically capable of it. Gotta love creepy conspiracies.
  8. IC: (Datrox) ​Datrox stepped out of the room and held the door open for Sorox, not realizing that he had seemingly reinvigorated the latter for a short time. ​"C'mon, it's time the Vanguard went out to paint the town red." ​A beat, as Datrox thought over what he had just said. ​"...not in the violent sense. The...you know what, you know what I mean."
  9. OK, I actually have some facts now that I think of it. ​Fall Out Boy was originally conceived by band members Pete Wentz and Joe Trohman as nothing more than a side project they kind of joked about pursuing after the two became tired of their local hardcore scene. You know the rest of the story. (they also almost broke up during the creation of their first album, which, contrary to popular belief, was mostly written by Patrick Stump and not Wentz, who just added a few lines and such) ​Their songs 7 Minutes in Heaven and Hum Hallelujah are both written about Wentz's 2005 suicide attempt. Which isn't that useless but hey. ​The COMPLETELY INSANE lead vocalist of the black metal band Mayhem, Per "Dead" Ohlin committed suicide in an isolated cabin the band had been staying in for some time in the 1980s-90s (can't remember exact date, not gonna look it up rn) after rising tensions between him and band member Euronymous, and left behind a suicide note saying nothing more than a simple goodbye and an apology about all the blood he'd leave. He was later discovered by Euronymous who proceeded to run to the store and buy a camera so he could photograph the body. Said picture was later used as the cover for a bootlegged CD. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go throw up. ​There is a weapon in the game Destiny owned by only one player. It's called, "The Fate of All Fools" and is an exotic scout rifle that uses the same in-game model as another weapon, The Stranger's Rifle, only blue. The gun later became the widely available exotic scout rifle, Jade Rabbit, and a blue-ish version of the Stranger's Rifle called No Time to Explain also later appeared. The only other person who has used The Fate of All Fools that I can think of, is Youtuber Mr. Fruit, who was allowed by the owner of the weapon to use his account and the gun for a video. ​That's all I've got for now, or at least can remember off the top of my head. ​(I REALLY hope that Mayhem fact isn't too heavy for the site, if it is any staff member's free to remove it)
  10. IC: (Kaen) ​"No, it's just...nevermind."
  11. IC: (Datrox) ​"Hm. Then let's just...take a walk around the Koro. Maybe we'll find something."
  12. IC: (Datrox) ​Datrox smiled. Any tension still left over from the bar was completely gone by now, it seemed. ​"Yeah. Got any ideas?"
  13. IC: (Datrox) ​The Toa of Fire tapped his forehead. ​"Huh. Nope. Guess I got a thick head." ​... "Wait, no, that's...not what I meant."
  14. I'll rent it out and put somethin' cooler than memes...pictures of John Cena. ... wait no that's the same thing
  15. The closest thing I could of done as an April Fool's joke is actually masquerade as Pat Lee for a few posts but that'd require...effort.

    1. Bonkle

      Bonkle

      Pat Lee never put in any effort, why should you?

    2. Tarn

      Tarn

      ...good point.

  16. OOC: It's fine. Unless you want detailed IC posts about the kinda stuff Datrox dreams about. ​IC: (Datrox) ​Datrox shot up from the bed. ​"EH WHAT WHERE--" ​He looked over at Sorox. ​"--oh, it's just...you. Is it morning already?" ​He stretched. ​"I slept great! Man, I missed this town."
  17. IC: (Kaen) The Toa of Air picked up some debris while Poraku berated Kantok. He turned to Vantul. ​"You wouldn't have something back at your shop that would make cleaning this all up easier, would you?"
  18. IC: (Datrox) The Toa of Fire started to doze off, hearing Sorox's comment as nothing but a vague mumble. Once he was asleep, a new fact about him was revealed. ​He snored. Loudly.
  19. IC: (Datrox) ​"I guess." ​Datrox hopped onto the bed. ​"We'll decide our next move in the morning. Already got some ideas swirlin' around in my head."
  20. OOC: I'm talking ACTUAL, staff-sanctioned plot movements, like what Oreius Maru is doing in Ko right now. Not ragging on you. ​IC: (Kaen) "Sure, why not."
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