Janus

Do you watch House? Ehn. Used to. Don't watch anything now, really. Which is better? Baseball, or your regularly scheduled program? *Shrug* TV =/= what I do What's your dream job? Martial Arts Instructor. What I do =D What do you consider to be your biggest area of expertise and knowledge in general? Jack of all trades, master of none Are you beemadoscamstmb? No, but I most certainly am a bandersnatch. -Janus

'raga, this is an intervention. -Janus

Sleep is required. When you don't sleep that's when I show up. Lurking in the dark recesses of your mind, haunting your every waking moment. I think it would be best if you sleep now. -Janus

Really. There's only one thing to say *Hug* You've got all my support, I know an inkling of what you're dealing with, and it's not fun. But you'll triumph. -Janus

Because I AM THE PRETTIEST BIRDY. And also because Pidgin sucks and Trillian is a bajillion times better in every way ever. -Janus

I would kill for 22,000 words. I'm sitting at around 4,600 right now. -Janus

I, I just died in your arms tonight. It must have been something you said. I'd regret not doing the 80-jillion things on my task list, and making the world a better place. -Janus

A terrible person. Get it right. -Janus

DING DOND DING DONG DING DONG DING DONANA PHONE. IT'S NO BALONEY IT AIN'T A PHONEY MY CELLULAR, BANANULAR PHONE -Janus

'splatulations. -Janus

I did not think another human could look as bored as I do. Congratulations on your stunning victory. -Janus

All humans are artistic it's just different representations of such. Some people are incredibly wordsmiths, painting pictures with words that others wish they had thought of. (I'd like to think I can do a semi-decent job of this) Other people can draw or paint gorgeous imagery that captures feelings and emotions on canvas, computer screen, or even paper. ( I am useless here) Still yet others can take a single photograph and make it seem so singularly poignant it's as if nothing else exists. (Semi-decent at this, depending) And then there are those who carve and craft with plaster and clay and wood and metal, birthing 3D creations that amaze the world around them. (I do plastic models. I can pretend I'm in this category as well) -Janus

The Merc with a Mouth a stitched up face. -Janus

Turn it the other way and it looks like the Makuta Stone. -Janus

Hi there, I'm a stranger to love. I don't know the rules. Would you happen to? -Janus

I was a lonely bitter person who didn't dress up and didn't do anything. IT WAS THE BEST COSTUME EVER. -Janus

The Moon is watching you. -Janus

The Artist in me says I have a bit of creative freedom. I believe the only proper response to this is: XP -Janus

BROWN PANTS ARE NOT WHITE/GREY PANTS. Okay, seriously I'm just being picky. I don't even have any investment in this character. BUT THE ARTIST IN ME SAYS BROWN=/=WHITE/GREY RARGH. -Janus

I AM SO WARM RIGHT NOW. THANK YOU FOR YOUR HELPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH. -Janus

D'AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Or something of that magnitude. I'd assume. -Janus

Not evolution, more mutation. While Mutation can be a form of evolution, it would have to be far more widespread. Once all of our bodies have reached max of chemical intake we may see some sort of consistent mutation/evolution. Also Lawlz I be srs. Or something equally as inane. -Janus

Technically the original was the report on the missing photographers <3 -Janus

I suppose I could attempt it. Why not? -Janus

Personally this was my least favourite Slender Man Story. The others were much, much better. Plastic bags~ -Janus