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  1. Crimson Jester
    Tonight, I bring fellow RPers together to bring an announcement, from deep within the halls of the RPG Masters' Guild. I'd like to introduce you all to the newest member of our team: The Captain.
     
    I have to say, that this man is the best roleplayer I've ever witnessed on this site. As well, since his arrival on the RPG Forum scene, he's been by far my personal biggest RPing influence. Aside from personal things, there is other evidence of this greats' roleplaying heavy-hits: he has 6 RPG Contest wins under his belt, all solo, and two great RPGs tucked in there as well, 'The Deep' and 'The Gate'.
     
    Please all, take a moment to welcome him to the team.
  2. Crimson Jester
    Well, I finished up my latest RPG Project, and decided that since I can't submit 'er until February 6th, I'd post it here, and let you guys run over it, and toss me your opinions.
     
    So yeah, let me know what you think:
     

    » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... «17th August, 1948 
    It’ll be five years next month. Five long, bloody years we’ve been in this
     
    Five is a pretty small number, contrasted to the rest of those associated with this. Thirty cities in ruins. Ninety-one ships sunk. One hundred seventy-eight planes downed. Three hundred one thousand, six hundred fifty-six men MIA. More than double that KIA. And by tomorrow, I’ll be back here, writing again, scribbling out those numbers, and replacing them with the new tallies.
     
    My division has been in the jungles for fifty-one days now. Well, at least what’s left of the jungles. What once was revered as being a place of beauty and solace, has now become its’ bitter foil. Trees and other plant life crushed and burned lines the jungle floor, speckled with the occasional human or animal corpse, in various conditions. It really goes to show how bitter our race has become.
     
    I’ve gotten used to the smell of bodies, at least. There’s some who still haven’t, and boy do I feel sorry for them. Almost every day I see a group of them off in the bushes, puking their guts out. There’s been lot of mental breakdowns, too. Almost every day the companies have to send men back to the psych ward at Fort Grey. Makes you feel lucky.
     
    Speaking of lucky, we lost another platoon last night. They were out on a night raid, about 2km south-east, at a UE encampment. We lost radio contact with them at around 2345h, and found their bodies, along with an empty camp, this afternoon. May they rest in peace.
     
    Anyways, it’s getting real close to dinner time, and I think we get those fancy MRE’s with the meatloaf tonight. I’ll try and write tomorrow.

    Colt 

    Abolition 
    Since the dawn of time, mankind has known no other home but the tiny, sea-dominated planet known as Aven. Although nothing near the legendary, fictitious human home planet known as ‘Earth’, humanity has developed in a virtually identical manner as that in the tale.
     
    As time passed, through bitter conflict, and political dominancy, Aven divided itself into six independent nations: the Republic of Dayson, the United Empire, Falkland, Byzantia, Kyrin, and Korr. The nations co-existed quite peacefully, confining conflict to their rightful waters, and generally avoiding each others’ affairs.
     
    Shift forward to six years ago: November 5th, 1939. The ever-suspicious United Empire got greedy. Their sweep was fast, and powerful. The Invasion was not unlike a sucker punch, lightning fast, and originating from seemingly nowhere. Aven was hit hard, and within three years, all but the secluded nation of Korr had fallen to the United Empire’s iron grip.
     
    The captured nations plead with Korr to act, and repel the UE, but they would have none of it. At least until the war hit home. On May 20th, 1943, four-and-a-half years after the United Empire began to sweep Aven, they invaded, pummeling the naval bases on the North Bay, and eventually invading. Within a month, the entire north shoreline had fallen.
     
    Now, five years later, the war still rages on. Back and forth, with no clear victor the forces of the UE and Korr battle.
     
    Will you commit to you national duty, and enlist in the Korr Armed Forces? Or will you pick up a rifle for the United Empire, and crush Korr once and for all?
     
    The war is in your hands, recruit.
     
    Factions:
    Korr Armed Forces: The legendary military of the secluded nation of Korr. The KAF is divided into three branches: Army, Navy, and Army Air. Upon enlistment, you will be given the rank of Private, and shipped to the jungles in the northwest.
     
    The United Empire: Equally powerful to the KAF, the UE is a battle-worn, malice-fed force that has seen nine years of combat in five nations. Upon enlistment, you will be given the rank of Private and shipped to Korr’s northwest jungles.
     
    Locations:
    Aven Map
    Korr: Korr is quite unique compared to the other nations of Aven. For one, the country consists of a single, large continent. Secondly, the regions of Korr greatly vary: A mountain range dominates the north-west; the jungles engulf the east; and plains cover the central region. The climate on Korr varies by region, with the jungles generally being warm and humid, the plains being cool and dry, and the mountains, cold and harsh. Korr is a very militaristic democratic nation, and has one major metropolitan center: its’ capital, Korruhnai. Korruhnai is a large city, overlooking the Great Lake. It is considered one of the most contemporary, beautiful cities on Aven.
    Kyrin: Kyrin is known as being the smallest and most inhospitable country on Aven. It has two seasons that can change at any time, without warning, throughout the year: severely hot, dry summers, and extreme sub-zero winters accompanied by ‘razor hail’. Kyrin has a single inhabited city, named after the country. The city is small, with heavily-reinforced steel buildings. Kyrin has only a local militia, but is a very important military staging point for either side.
    Byzantia: Byzantia is interesting, geography-wise. A ring of small, mountainous islands borders a larger island, which consists of a mountain-ringed southern half, and a flat, taiga forest north. The islands are trapped in an eternal, harsh winter, with a good two feet of snow permanently blanketing the landscape. A single Army base dominates the southern half of the main island, whilst the capital city ‘Cliff Terrace’, along with dozens of other small towns and villages. Cliff Terrace, the nations’ capital, is built onto the side of a large cliff, overlooking the sea.
    Falkland: Falkland, located east of the United Empire, is a sea-dependant nation. Its’ four islands are spotted with many small seaside towns and cities, with the two most important being its largest, ‘Shale’, and the capital ‘Stroetz Bay’. Falkland has a mild, warm climate, with a humid, sea-water air hanging constantly. Rocky shores, and vast, rolling plains make up the nations’ landscape, and the furthest north island has one of the most advanced Air Force bases on Aven.
    Republic of Dayson: The Republic of Dayson consists of two nearly-connected islands, with two major cities: the capital of ‘Westfield’, and ‘Hudson’. The Republic is, save for the cities, fully coated in foliage. The dense jungle has a warm, humid climate, with the occasional burst of rain. Dayson has one of Aven’s most important Naval Facilities, Fort Edmonton.
    United Empire: The United Empire: a three-nation, three-island imperial alliance. They are one of Aven’s most formidable, militaristic countries, on an equal playing field to Korr. The UE is headed in the city of ‘Zath’, with two other major cities at ‘Harem’ and ‘Gattenfeldt’. The United Empire has a fair climate, with optimally warm summers, and relatively mild winters. There are five major military installations in the United Empire, as well as many small towns and cities.
     
    Advancement:
    Being a military-based RPG, there is obvious room for advancement. Said advancement can occur on a single level: ranking up. The ranks are as follows:
    -Private: The grunts of the force. Follow orders from anyone, and everyone.
    -Corporal: Slightly above Private, but not enough to make a difference. Perks: scoped Arisaka, M1 Garand, MP40
    -Sergeant: Usually second-in-command of a team, fairly important. Perks: Mosin-Nagant, M1897 Trench Gun, BAR, Tokarev TT-33
    -Staff Sergeant: Team leaders. Have a rather important job. Perks: scoped Kar98k, STG-44, PPSh-41, MG42
    -Second Lieutenant: First officer rank. Extremely hard to reach. Perks: Unknown
    -First Lieutenant: Second officer rank. Even harder to attain. Perks: Unknown
    -Captain: Third officer rank. Near impossible to reach. Perks: Unknown
    In order to get promoted, you must show prowess and dedication to the RPG. You will be contacted by a GM upon promotion.
     
    Character Creation:
    In order to join, you must fill out a profile, and post it in the role-playing topic. Profiles are as follows:
    Name:
    Age:
    Hometown: (You may make your own small villages for hometown, as long as you tell me where it is)
    Affiliation: (only Army branches of each side are available at this point)
    Main Weapon: (Choose between a scoped Springfield, a Gewehr 43, or a Thompson)
    Sidearm: (Colt M1911, until you earn a new one)
    Appearance:
    Bio:
     
    Gameplay:
    Gameplay is like any other RPG you’d encounter. Here’s a quick refresher:
    ‘IC’ for in-character, role-played portions, ‘OOC’ for out-of-character discussion. Read the rules for more information.
     
    As well, being a war RPG, don’t go doing anything overly heroic and stupid. Your character will promptly be killed.
     
    Rules:
    -Use IC/OOC, and use them properly. If not, you’re gone.
    -No god-modding. You aren’t superior to anybody else, and I will gladly prove that to you.
    -Don’t kill other player’s characters, or I’ll have to kill yours.
    -Don’t use other player’s characters for anything major without prior permission from said player.
    -Just because you're higher rank, doesn't mean you're a freakin' superhero. You have the same abilities/strengths as anyone else. Go abusing your status, I'll abuse you.
     
    Staff:
    -Crimson Jester, GM
    -Robo: Thrower of Shoes, Moderator
    -Spink, Moderator
     
    Approved Characters:
    Crimson Jester:
    Name: Staff Sergeant Colt James Dutkiewicz
    Age: 26
    Hometown: Korruhnai, Korr
    Affiliation: Korr Armed Forces, Army branch
    Main Weapon: STG-44
    Sidearm: Tokarev TT-33 handgun
    Appearance: 6’2”, 215lbs. blue eyes, short-cropped dark brown hair. Has a scar trailing down his cheek from the inner corner of his eye. Well-built, with a strong jaw, and battle-worn face.
    Bio: Colt was born in Korruhnai, Korr on May 20, 1922; he had an immense fascination with military ever since he was a boy. Upon completion of high school in 1940, Colt enlisted with the KAF, and completed training in Fort Grey, by Lesser Lake. After 3 years of service, he was put on the frontlines in the Korr Bay, where he served for 3 years, before being sent to the East Korr Theater, where he has served frontline since.
     
     
    Campaign Objectives:
    Here is where you’ll see any and all current objectives for both sides of the war. It includes individual positions, character status, and waypoints.
    Objective Map
    KAF C ‘Charlie’ Company, 12th Battalion, 82nd Regiment, 16th Infantry:
    - Exit your tented quarters and meet with S/Sgt Dutkiewicz in the Command Tent.
     
    UE A ‘Alpha’ Company, 2nd Battalion, 107th Regiment, 31st Infantry:
    - Locate 2Lt Westerly, who’s currently a half-kilometer north of your position, in an abandoned farmhouse.

  4. Crimson Jester

    Deliverance

    By Crimson Jester,

    This truth
    An ode to my liberation
    To cast out the longing that grew so near
    Watch it burn
     
    An inspiration
    This proclamation
    That hope remains
     
    Flow of ambition
    Course through my veins
    Awaiting a spark
    (You are the spark)
     
    Alight, alight
    I’ve found the way
    Watch me burn
    I’ll keep you warm
     
    Simple words are but an understatement
    A lifetime of labor to paint your visage
    The mirror of beauty itself
     
    My passion
    Empty and lifeless
    A breath of life
    Left in your kiss
     
    To go alone
    The last steps I’d take
    To go without you
    A burden I cannot bear
    I cannot bear
    I shall not bear
     
    I
    Will
    Not
    Bear
     
    -----
     
    Questions, comments, constructive criticism, or concerns? Comment away.
  7. Crimson Jester
    Hello, BZPers.
     
    Lately, I've had this insatiable craving. Could be from too much Call of Duty: World at War, or the massive collection of war books beside me, but either way, I need committed, quality quality RPers.
     
    For what, you probably won't ask, seeing as the answer is bloody obvious. But, for those of you who can't guess, I've got a war RPG coming soon, and I need some good, solid RPers for it. Let me know if you feel like helping out/participating.
  8. Crimson Jester

    Goners

    By Crimson Jester,

    The bells toll, signifying the arrival of the all-fabled Christmas Break. (thank-you, Christians )
     
    Anyways, this time of year is a rather important one for me. I get to see family, do whatever I want all day, and get a ton of free stuff.
     
    So yeah, I'm gone as of now, until sometime near New Years.
     
    Happy Holidays, BZP.
     
    CJ.
  9. Crimson Jester

    Divine Blood

    By Crimson Jester,

    |Divine Blood|
     
    And there it is, my friends. Divine Blood. The brainchild of Koname and Rehz, spiced up a bit by myself. I am proud to say, it is now an official contestant in RPG Contest 12.
     
    Best of luck to all entrants.
     
    Until next time, BZP.

    CJ.
  11. Crimson Jester
    Yes, yes. It's been a while. But dun shoot me. I've been busy. Let's see what I have(n't) accomplished since I last blogged:
     
    -I managed to skin my foot, damage my ankle, cut an artery twice, and nearly concuss myself.
    -I got 100% on a description of the Somalia conflict by writing out the Black Hawk Down script in point form.
    -I collaborated on a new RPG, that could even be up in the RPG Contest 12 Submissions topic by tomorrow.
    -I learned to play a few songs on my guitar.
    -And, I survived the second-last week of school before Christmas Break, without just breaking down and faking sick.
     
    It's definitely be an overall interesting week, if I dare say so myself.
     
    Let's see what's on CJ's plate currently:
     
    -Christmas: I am so bloody pumped for Christmas, you can't even imagine. Aside from getting an Removed of sweet presents, I get to hang out with my long-lost cousin, do some ski-dooing, go to a party or two, visit my family, and just generally enjoy myself. My Christmas starts early this year, with Break beginning on the 19th, and an early Christmas present opening with some family on the 20th. Following, I'm going to the acreage until Christmas day, then back to my grandparents until Boxing Day, then back to the acreage until sometime close to New Years. On top of all that sweet stuff, I'll get to spend some time with that one special girl, which is pretty Removed. Do not bypass the filter. -Kohaku.
     
    -RPG Contest 12: As most of you aren't aware, myself, along with Koname and Rehz, have a new RPG basically ready for RPG Contest 12. We've been working the past little while to perfect it, and I have to say, I personally am quite proud of what we've pulled off. I won't divulge any details to you guys yet, so just look for Rehzzie posting it in the RPG Contest 12 Submission topic hopefully soon.
     
    -Other RPing: As well, with the help of Hak, I've created a new CoT RPG, in the wake of a failed Shattered Earth, entitled 'Terminal Point'. The premise is a Resource War between the United States and Communist China over the last remaining drops of oil in Europe. Be sure to check that one out once Toaraga has approved it.
     
    -Guitar: I had a recent relapse in guitar, and hadn't played for a few weeks, sadly. As of the last few days, I've been making special care to get as much practice as I can for the holidays, so I can A) impress that aforementioned chick () and B) jam out with my cousin on early Christmas. Recently, I've been playing Disturbed's Remember, and Just Stop, along with Metallica's Seek and Destroy.
     
    Well, I believe that's about all I have to say at this point. So:
     
    Until next time, BZP.
     
    CJ.
  13. Crimson Jester
    Hey there, readers!
     
    As you all should know, I went and saw Disturbed on Tuesday. Here's my Removed. -Kohaku, official review:
     
    The show started off with some stupid emo band called Art of Dying, that was a bore. All they did was whine, and play their instruments in an ear-aching, atrocious manner typical of any emo music. Sad thing is, they were the only Canadian band there. >> There was a two-man, wussy emo mosh pit going on during their excruciatingly painful set, complete with recess-style pushing, over-dramatic actions, and lame lyric-mouthing.
     
    Once that garbage got off the stage, the other backing band, Egypt Central came on. I, personally, am a fan of this band, having heard them a few times on Sirius satellite radio. As I'd imagined, the didn't let me down, coming out strong, energetic, and pumping, giving me renewed vigor after the aforementioned emo band. They rocked their set, and we had a nice mosh pit going, which definitely got us prepared for the headliners. As well, I failed to mention; they have an extremely talented bassist.
     
    After that, we waited about 20 minutes, listening to Judas Priest and Iron Maiden blared through the speakers, as Disturbed's techs were setting up their equipment. The intermission was good, though, as it allowed us to get within 10 feet of the stage.
     
    Finally, the lights went out; the Maiden stopped. A quiet, suspenseful electronic number began to play, and red light flooded the stage. A man (Dave Draiman) was strapped to a dolly, with a straitjacket and Hannibal-esque mask on. After being lead out, and freed from his prison, Dave tossed off his mask, and the band appeared, opening up with an overly fitting 'Perfect Insanity'. The mosh pit was crowded, cheerful, and strong at this point. The played through many great hits, including 'Just Stop' (my favorite), 'Prayer', 'Liberate', 'Haunted', 'Land of Confusion', 'Voices', 'Deify', and of course, 'Indestructible'. Somewhere along the way, my friend tossed me up, and I crowd-surfed for several minutes, bouncing along the heads of the crowd. Eventually, I neared the front, and was pulled down by a security guard, and directed out of the area. While I went a grabbed a drink, Egypt Central's bassist moshed with my friends, which made me kinda upset. But, the crowd surfing was worth it. Later on, the music stopped, and Disturbed said goodnight. Myself and a friend began vocally demanding an encore, causing a large uproar in the crowd, with a massive foot-stomping, hand-clapping cadence. Soon thereafter, the band walked back on, and fired up again, playing a few more songs, including 'Inside the Fire'. The band stopped after two songs, and Mike continued, blowing the crowd away with a mind-blowing, three-minute drum solo, which lead into their finale, a slightly-faster, high-energy version of 'Down with the Sickness'.
     
    As the show ended, I looked down at my bruising, cuts, and sweaty new t-shirt, and grinned. This concert, although it had an initial downfall, was completely satisfying. I suggest, if you ever get the chance, that you go and see them.
     
    Aside from that wonderful tale, not too much is new. I've been working over the past couple days to master the solo to Disturbed's 'The Night'. It's going pretty good, I have all but the tapping and sweep-picked sections down.
     
    As well, I officially announced it today: due to a busy spring schedule, I won't be entering Wasteland in RPG Contest 12. Instead, look to see it come Contest 13.
     
    Otherwise, I'd better get going. I've got Biology this afternoon, and I'm gonna need some food energy if I hope to not fall asleep in it again.
     
    So, until next time, BZP.
     
    CJ.
  15. Crimson Jester

    Double Standards

    By Crimson Jester,

    A double standard, according to the World Book Dictionary, is a standard applied more leniently to one group than to another. For example, a belief that it is permissible for teenage boys, but not teenage girls, to engage in dating is a double standard.
     
    When judicial processes are applied more strictly to some people more than others, such double standards are seen as unjust because they violate a basic maxim of modern legal jurisprudence, that all parties should stand equal before the law. Double standards also violate the principle of justice known as impartiality, which is based on the assumption that the same standards should be applied to all people, without regard to subjective bias or favoritism based on social class, rank, ethnicity, gender or other distinction. A double standard violates this principle by holding different people accountable according to different standards.
     
    Now, one may begin to question, at this point, my reasoning for ranting on double standards. This might result in the premise that I'm crazy, bored, or just really, really strange. But, in fact, the reasoning behind it is quite simple: it's the name of a good friends' blog.
     
    Double Standard, as a blog, is quite a bit more intelligent and thoughtful than its' namesake. Simple and to-the-point, Necro's text prodigy is gushing with pure, raw musical energy, bringing vibrant, bold color to it's simple overcoat.
     
    So please, take some time out of your day, and visit Double Standard.
     
    Until next time BZP,
     
    CJ.
  16. Crimson Jester
    Hello, readers. You may be wondering what 'Ask the Overseer' is. Simply put, it's a version of a mailbag; you send me your questions, I'll answer them!
     

    Thank you for your question, EW. I had to do a bit of research on this one, but, here's your answer: I began RPing on BZPower in early 2004, in a CoT RPG known as 'The Empire Returns: A Star Wars RPG'.
     

    Ah, yet again, an intelligent question. At first, I wasn't overly familiar with the subject, but what I concluded from a bit of research, is that, although the cat either appears dead or alive, the cat is, in fact, both dead and alive. Hope that helps.
     

    Ah, here's something I know quite well. See, despite not being an American, I followed the election rather closely.
    This election was definitely the most interesting one in a long time. Because, not only was history going to change, the fate of Canadian-American relations rested in the balance. On one side, you had the generally politically-strong, American hero John McCain, who I've always had support for. And, on the other side, a relatively unheard of newcomer, Barack Obama.
    A little-known fact is, that, at the beginning of the election, I was more supporting of John McCain. Before you go accusing me, though, look at his past record: first of all, he spent five years fighting his captor valiantly at Hanoi. After, with his Senatorship, he proved to be very strong and just on the political level as well.
    But, as the election moved on, my mind was swayed. The newcomer Obama was a unique one. He brought a young, fresh, intelligent face to the U.S., a kind of retribution for a nation on the brink with the world. McCain was turning into another Bush, sadly, so I abandoned him.
    In my view, the election played out perfectly. John McCain, due to his past record, had a good number of votes. But, overall, I am GLAD that Obama won. You guys needed a change.
     

    Well, aside from the fact that it's a stupid word...
    Oh, wait. I gotcha.
    Well, I really don't dislike anything about myself. I mean, I've got it all. Self-hate is bad mojo.
     
    Anyways, that's all that's in my mailbag today! Thanks to everyone who submitted questions!
     
    Remember, if you'd like to see your question answered by the Overseer, send me a PM, entitled 'Ask the Overseer', and it'll be up in the next installment of 'Ask the Overseer'!
     
    Until next time BZP,
     
    CJ.
  17. Crimson Jester
    Good afternoon, Vault Dwellers.
     
    It is currently 13.30h at The Vault, apparently the power-hour of brainstorming activity. Outside the security door, the sun is peeping through a blanket of thick, gray clouds, and the air is mighty warm.
     
    But, petty weather is not why I'm broadcasting this message. 'cause, heck, weather doesn't even affect us in the oh-so-glorious Vault. The true reason I'm sending this message, is to inform all you wonderful Vault citizens of some updates.
     
    First off, the Weekly Guest Column feature is turning out good so far. I've had numerous people sending me in great columns. Don't fret, though: you still have until tomorrow at 10.00h Mountain Time to have your entries in!
     
    Secondly, the other feature announced yesterday, the Vault Dwellers' Society, is soon to be in full-swing. I'm just finalizing a few of it's features; expect to see that up in a few days. And remember, citizens, you can start sending your applications for the VDS, so get 'em in!
     
    And finally, I have another new feature to announce: the Weekly Interview Spotlight! Once a week, I'll select a topic, review the week's applications for interviewees, and select one lucky winner to be interviewed on the chosen topic! Feedback and applications are much appreciated!
     
    With all that said and done, I must leave; apparently a few Radroaches got in the reactor shaft, and must be dealt with.
     
    Until next time BZP,
     
    CJ.
  18. Crimson Jester

    First Approval!

    By Crimson Jester,

    Good evening, Vault residents,
     
    Tonight's message is a great milestone, straight from the desk of myself, the Overseer.
     
    Thanks to my good friend, who you all know as The Captain, The Vault has received it's first approval:
     

     
    From the one staff member (me), I'd like to extend thanks to him!
     
    Until next time BZP,
     
    CJ.
  20. Crimson Jester
    Hello again, Vault Dwellers.
     
    Have you ever had an absurd idea for a day you could not possibly imagine happening? And, furthering that, have you ever had one of those days actually take place? In five days, I can successfully say I have.
     
    See, my former plight is this: one of my favorite bands, Disturbed, although having toured regularly since the release of 2000's The Sickness, they haven't done a full-fledged Canadian tour, or even dipped into the western provinces, since 2001.
     
    Despite my chagrin at this, my imagination pushed its' boundaries, placing me in many a happy moment, imagining myself moshing to one great song after another. For 7 years this absurd dream remained instilled in my mind, occasionally resurfacing itself. But, less than a month ago, this dream became a reality:
     
    It was a dark, cold Monday night, in mid-October. Being home alone yet again, I had free reign of the house, and thus, unlimited computer access.
     
    I popped up Firefox, and began thinking, eventually deciding on committing to the occasional, ever-so-daunting task of checking my email inbox. Most of it was, no surprise, spam, chain mail, or ###### I didn't feel like reading. But suddenly, I stumbled upon a message from the oh-so-glorious TicketMaster. Immediately, I noticed 'Disturbed' buried amongst it's contents.
     
    At first, I was a bit hesitant, having just weeks prior, lost a savage ticket battle to attend Metallica. But, my brain said 'What the hey', and I went at it. Much to my surprise, the tickets had yet to go on sale, and had a nice little pre-sale going on. So, using my vast resources, I tracked down the pre-order code, and hopped on to TicketMaster.
     
    And this brings me to today; it is just five days shy of the Disturbed concert, and here I am, holding four crisp, heavenly tickets in my hand.
     
    ----------
     
    Aside from this illustrious story, I have not much to report here from the Vault, sadly. This weekend, though, will be quite the marvelous one. I relish in the thought of having four days off, to sleep, eat, and continue some epic adventures in the Capital Wasteland.
     
    Oh, there is one thing I would like to mention right now: if you have any wonderful ideas for fan-dangled additions to The Vault, or topics for me to discuss, please, don't be afraid to inform me.
     
    Well, I've been writing on-and-off for a fair hour here, so, I believe it's time for the ever-so-infamous (Hah! I wish!) line. But first, I'll leave you with a link to a brilliant short story, by my good friend Nayaks.
     
    As well, The Vault now has it's own members club, with exclusive imagery, special status, and other great features! PM me for info on The Vault Dwellers' Society!
     
    The Balance of Power
     
    Until next time BZP,
     
    CJ.
  21. Crimson Jester

    A Novel Addition!

    By Crimson Jester,

    Hello again, Vault citizens!
     
    Tonight, I bring you a brief, but rather important announcement:
     
    I'd like to announce the addition of a new, unique, and rather interactive feature to our wondrous Vault: the Guest Column. Here's how it goes down: once a week, I'll extend an invitation to Vault Dwellers to PM me their rantings, thoughts, theories, etc. You will have six days to have your column to me, and a week from the date, your column could appear in the 'Guest Column' box, where it will remain until a new column is chosen.
     
    Please, don't hesitate to send me your column. Our first deadline is this Saturday, at 10AM Mountain Time.
     
    Until next time BZP,
     
    CJ.
  22. Crimson Jester

    The Sequel

    By Crimson Jester,

    Hello, not-so-faithful readers.
     
    Today's major subject, as noted in this entry's title, is sequels. Sequels, in the simplest form, are the follow-up, profit-raking, deformed brother of an original. But, what the dictionary fails to mention, is how terrible they usually are. *glares at Batman* Now, why I'm discussing sequels is probably beyond you at this point. And that usually isn't good, thus, I guess I'll divulge what I'm rambling about.
     
    For starters, for you word-filter annihilated people, this is the second entry in my blog's newest, fanciest form, and as well my second as premier. As well, this is the second incarnation of the blog itself, going through a magnificent change (much thanks to Hak and EW), from it's old 'Jesterland' format. Yes, at this point, it lacks awards, and a logo. Awards, I have no control over. A logo, I'll blackmail someone into doing later.
     
    Aside from the obvious, there is an ulterior motive to the title and topic of this entry. For those of you who aren't aware, I run an RPG over in Bionicle RPG, known as 'Wasteland'. Currently, I have an idea for a sequel culminating in my head. But, it's fate rests in the balance, due to my impatience and sheer sloth. I really have no motivation to create it at this point, but, I will give my RPers, and anyone else who cares, have a chance at redeeming it, and allowing it to live on for one more day. If you really want it to see the light, please, PM me, and give me some motivation to do so.
     
    Now, on another RPG-related note, I would like to bring to the attention of you, the reader, the situation of role-playing in Completely Off-Topic; the dreaded, bottomless beast of a forum that we've all heard scary stories about. Between a vast number of inexperienced, bigoted, childish players, and skilled ones with a lack of motivation or interest, the state of RPing has gone to the pot. Every day, newer, less thoughtful, and even more disgustingly bland RPG's are popping up, racking up hundreds of posts in mere days, pushing decent, well-thought, and deep RPGs into the forum's insatiable bowels of doom. We must petition for change. We need a revolution. (And, I didn't think any further than that)
     
    On a closing note, please go check out my RPG, Shattered Earth, and save it from the CoT oblivion.
     
    Until next time BZP,
     
    -CJ
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    This, Vault citizens, is the future of the Vault for years to come. Ladies and gentlemen, what you see above you, is the beginning of a rich, exciting, and expansive Vault.
     
    As the Overseer of Vault 16, it is my duty, and goal, to give Vault citizens the best experience possible. From the unique blog entries, to the great Photoshopping, thanks to both Hak and Nayaks. But, despite all this, the Vault is not near complete. It needs expansion. It needs substance. And that is where you, Vault citizens, come into play. I need your ideas and suggestions. Use your brain, and imagination (because I don't want to use mine), and let me know what additions you think would be good for the Vault!
     
    Since I've covered most of today's ranting in my prior post, I'll leave you with some lyrics:
     
    Undying - Demon Hunter
     
    Ever since the day that I was made I've been deciding the end
    And I was made of wood and stone and won't diminish or bend
    So when the heavy hand of death is here to take me away
    I'll be the solid grip of time, forever holding my stay
    Nobody ever made a force that took a beating like me
    I call the earth and every scum to come and try to fight me
    Cause when I made the choice to live beyond the dirt that we tread
    I felt the curse of mortal limit fall before it was said
     
    [Pre-chorus:]
    When this season ends
     
    [Chorus:]
    One final heart-break
    And blinding lights will guide our way
    Free us our blind state
    They will call us by our name
    Undying
     
    Tearing through these days I find
    The tolerance to strive and push on
    I know what lies beyond this life for me is already won
    No one can take away the blood that covers over my fall
    Without the blood of perfect life
    I know I'm nothing at all
    So now I reign forever hallowed in eternity's hand
    No man can shake me from the everlasting ground that I stand
     
    [Pre-chorus]
     
    [Chorus]
     
    We are the ones who will still remain when all is laid to waste
    We are the ones who, when angels cry, will see them face to face
    We are the ones
     
    [Chorus]
     
    If you'd like me to relentlessly, destructively rant about a topic, feel free to let me know!
     
    Until next time BZP,
     
    CJ.
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    From The Dead!

    By Crimson Jester,

    Hello, BZP.
     
    I'm sure most of you reading this know who I am by now, and have a vague idea of how my mind works. If not, please, allow me a moment to indulge:
     
    I HAVE A FREAKIN' PROFILE FOR A REASON!
     
    Now, with all indulgences aside, I'd like to first, yet again, thank EW for giving me this wonderful opportunity. BZP wouldn't be the same without you.
     
    To all of you out there: yes, this is rather short for a blog entry, and yes, my blog is rather plain at the moment. But, don't you fret, citizens! I have a skilled team of experts working to fix the blandness, and I'm getting the kinks out of my blogging. Expect a full return, and near-daily entries, soon.
     
    Please, enjoy my future and past rantings, and, from all of us (me) here at Jester Enterprises, I'd like to an extend a warm welcome to the Wasteland.
     
    Until next time, BZP.
     
    -CJ
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    Blackout!

    By Crimson Jester,

    I have a newfound hatred for electrical storms and stairs... here's how the story goes (takes place between 10PM-12AM):
     
    I was by myself at home, sitting on the computer, talking to Hak, and lurking in the shadows of BZP. I looked outside, and saw a ton of lightning. In my typical fashion, I ignored it. I kept conversing with Hak, until I noticed the lights starting to flicker. I knew the power was going. I tried to let him know, but bam! Just as I was about to send the message, power goes out, and I'm immersed in total darkness in the basement.
     
    I slowly navigated my way through the basement, and to the stairs. Clambering up, I realized why stairs with turns suck after falling a time or two. Eventually, I made it into the upstairs living room, and got some candles. Once those were lit, I gathered some old issues of Official Xbox Magazine, and poured over them for two dark, boring hours.
     
    Eventually, having picked every word clean off of at least 3 OXM issues, I decided to crawl into bed. I made my way down the stairs, and to my bedroom, my dog following at my feet.
     
    Laying in bed for what seemed like ages, I couldn't fall asleep in the darkness (I usually fall asleep to the sound of South Park on TV). Then a light lit up, and I assumed it was a car driving by. Looking over, I noticed my clock was lit. I quickly jumped out of bed, and now I'm here, telling my story to you.
     
    And ironically, the first song to play on iTunes when I get on, is Darkness by Disturbed.
     
    Gah, well, enough of my epic tales. I've probably almost made your brains explode with suspense already.
     
    Until next time, BZPower.
     
    -CJ
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