Kohena: Great Warrior of Pie

Hold fast, I must bilge my constabulatories.

Left is the path to all of the world's dead ends.

Never again will I assume the dead octopus.

Blasphemize my courthouse, will you? I will purge you of your flammability!

Miles of steel are the only way to succeed.

I am a baffled thesaurus; I am the toast spirit.

Tarnish not the majesty of my tower of hats!

Blend your fatigues! I shall not need to tell you twice!

Literacy is second only to electricians.

Spikes and tricycles are the Bolivian recipe for success.

I call your cheese sacks loathsome! Disagree and be jettisoned!

Bandoleers are the true guidelines. Cantaloupe means nothing!

Wouldn't it be more economic to just butter both sides of one piece of toast?

Mine is better.

The scary part is that the game was made before Dark Knight.

Shortly before the replacement of this system, however, an Iconox Glatorian named Strakk took up using the ever-controversial "dynamite" move, causing him to dominate over everyone except the Zesk.

If you REALLY want to know the code without buying it yourself, open the spoiler tags...

I just got Malum, and you're all way off.

But trust me [and look for a review topic some time tomorrow for proof], you won't be disappointed. I was laughing as hard as Bink probably was when he was making them.

Lemon > Banana.

Wait, so you can't choose who to be in staff name fads?

Turakii - C33

 

Recruit, Grade 1

Highest Skill: 1 | Total EXP: 0 | Next Rating: 2 EXP

Wow, Turakii is so talented!

MATORAN UNIVERSE MAP = YES

Will it only have major locations, or all of them? If the latter, than I want to see it even more.

Here's what I think about the screenies -

The symbol with the number is either ammo or lives.

Red dots are enemies.

White, orange, and blue dots are teammates or the player with the corresponding color [not sure how this'll work for Antroz, though. Maybe he gets dark red?

Yellow dots are Midaks.

Purple dots are Tridax pods.

Can't wait to see what the games are really like.

Weird, I always thought that the teeth were part of the Jutlin.

Pet Peeve Species: Emoticanus [frequently misspelled "emoticons" for some bizarre, unknown reason]

My Name: Kohena: Great Warrior of Pie

Bio: The emoticanus is a small, limbless creature that lives in topics. It enters a post of low size, and begins to multiply, quickly filling up it's new home. Any emoticanus [or "emotes" for short] who cannot fit inside the post spread into other posts which they can fit into. Sometimes, emotes will attempt to enter larger posts, but only one or two will be able to fit inside. Emotes, at first glance, seem to be harmless. However, their primary food source is quality, which is why the stereotype "emoticons are low quality" was conceived. Emoticanus are like rabbits when it comes to ownership. A single emote is okay by itself, but as it multiplies, it becomes more and more of a problem. Several new members own emoticanus, using them to enlargen their small, but intelligent, posts. However, the emotes consume the quality of the post, making it "noobish". I am glad I do not own one.

Description: Emoticanus mostly appear as tiny, round, yellow spheres with varying facial expressions. Most of them do not have limbs, but the occasional emote has hands connected to the body with invisible arms. Also, some emotes have the ability to shapeshift, taking the forms of Kanohi, letters, Bionicle characters, or even Hapori Tohu.

Wait, how exactly can you blog now?

Even once you lose your premier powers, your blog is still there. You just can't update it.

Little-known member fact: Kohena hates hot dogs and everything about them.

Little-known member fact: Kohena exists and is a member on BZP.

Little-known member fact: Kohena wants to know how that one guy decoded the BH music.

Little-known member fact: Kohena is lazy.

-Kohena