Today, I have thrown:
- DS after it goes off shrieking in my ear at 4 in the morning. Well, it was less of a throw and more of a slapping off my inner nightstand, but stiil. I heard it go "THWACK" against a wall.
-Lockdown's leg that keeps popping off.
-Freshly aquired summer homeschooling work.
-At least 10 pens at my brother for annoying me, 6 hit.
-The cat. Yes. The cat. Nothing like having an allergen-loaded, scratching, demanding furball jump on top of your keyboard during a game of HL2: Deathmatch. AND HE KEPT COMING BACK FOR MORE- I swear, I think the little weirdo likes it.
- I really WANTED TO throw the trashcan at Dog Pimp this morning, but I knew that despite him being an utter jerkface, I would be out-jerking him by doing so.
-Earphones when they suddenly started getting all crackly and screechy right in my ears.
And that brings me to the event of the day. I was on the laptop downstairs *I might as well sew the thing to my side and call it my twin* and my brother was on the nearby couch. I was in the middle of talking with The Orb and was ironically mentioning how I throw things all the time *It being some sort of ADHD/Aspergers Syndrome impulse I have*, and Dumb and Dumber *what I call our two dogs* start barking away in the other room. I hate it when they bark. They are painfully loud and will probably be responsible for me going deaf 10 years from now. So I started to yell at them to stop it.
Dumb little brother decides to start barking to work them up even more. I give him the evil eye and tell him to STFU *with less profanity, of course*. He doesn't. I tell him he was gonna be seeing Hitler soon if he didn't cut it out. He does it again. So I grunt and tell him the whirlwind was upon him and grabbed my random ammunition and fired away.
What I hadn't realised was that I had grabbed this bizzaro med I have for this breakout I got recently on my face* Probably thanks to that cat if anything* which is half squishy soft plastic cap and half metal airisol can of sorts. Mainly, it's gonna hurt like heck if it hits you.
By the time I realise what I have done and go "OH #&%@ LOOK OUT BRO", it's already collided with his skull. Immediately he starts crying and I'm yelling "OHGOD are you alright?! And immediately break off in a dash to the kitchen. I grab an ice pack and give it to him, he replies by saying he hates me. I say I couldn't blame him and give him an apologetic hug.
Long story short, I spent the time explaining things and apologizing to him and stuff- and he ended up forgiving me by telling mom the bump on the head was from bonking his head against the desk. Wow. I felt really unworthy.
So the lesson of the day is: DON'T THROW SOMETHING AT YOUR BROTHER UNTIL YOU KNOW IT WON'T RENDER HIM UNCONCIOUS!
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