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  1. Ka-Chan
    Okay, after having a talk with DX over Yahoo Messenger, he let me in on the fact that people on here/there appearently view me as... Uh... Deranged? I'm not sure exactly what that is about, but I'm here to lay some things down to help lift the viel. I'm not going to name anyone, but you know who you are.
     
     
    1) Kativa is "A drama freak" .
     
    Now, I'm not going to be stubborn and say that I'm not. I am a bit of an over-reacting person- but calling me a "drama freak" kinda offends me.
     
    I have Aspergers Syndrome, guys. This, simply put, means my brain is hardwired differently then all of yours. I know it's not something visible, but I am different. If ten people looked at the same thing, chances are they'd have similiar logic in their opinions about. When I looked at said object, my response would probably be completely different. That's because my brain functions differently and I interperet, process, and think differently both because of mental conditions and some physical abnormalitys with my brain.
     
    I'm not saying it's not my fault- but look, it's not like I'm spazzing out on purpose. Sometimes I am, but that's because I'm taking light of whatever situation it is OR trying to be funny and appearently failing miserabley.
     
    And c'mon guys, of course I'm a little crazy- I spend most of my day in the house and away from other people with no one to talk to. Cut me some slack, I've got to cut loose somehow.
     
     
    2) I'm a Necron *rude word*
     
    Ouch, that hurts. I'm not going to nessecarily defend myself on that one- I am indeed obsessed with Necrons and robots in general. But c'mon, that's a mean word to be using for a guy who has never hurt anybody. Besides, we all have our obsessions, do we not?
     
    I just happen to be a bit more...Uh, outward? Yeah, I'm more outward about my obsession. Again, take into account that I have almost no one to talk to in reality, and my rogue trader store where I can talk with other Warhammer enthusiasts is too far away to visit on a whim. I happen to chose Bzp as my place to socialize during the day and I just like Necrons. I'm allowed to enjoy it to full extent, right?
     
    We all have interests guys, can you at least respect mine? Oh, and I know by saying this I'm guarenteed some comebacks by the fans who will take this as an advantage to press me , but don't bounce back at me about me ranting dislike towards TTGL. I am probably disrespectful towards it- but hey, I just happen to, uh, yeah- I hate it. But it's not like I'm attacking the fans themselves- I'm not calling Setsuna, Powah, and Wrack things like "TTGL *bad word" . So why are you guys calling me that? You don't have to like Necrons, but you don't need to talk smack about me because I like them.
     
    3) I appearently make Janus' brain hurt.
     
    ...I dunno, you tell me, man- is that a good thing or a bad thing? 8/
     
     
    4) I'm an athiest, baby-eating monster!
     
    Okay, I'm going to tread lightly on this one because of the religion/politics related rules. Yes, I am an established athiest. No one has commented about me on this subject- yet. So I just want to get it adressed and out of the way quickly. So please, don't turn this part into an issue, I don't want any of us getting in trouble.
     
    But please, I'm not sinister or hating against religous folk. We all have our beliefs, no? I mean, perhaps I get a bit careless when it comes to things like using the Lord's name in vain *okay, so I do it all the time and really don't give a flying fungus when I'm here on Bzp, but I'm more careful around my religious friends in reality* , but that's more because I just don't feel that it's a bad thing- it's not like I'm saying it just to offend Christians.
     
    Basically, yes, I know that I've probably and unintentionally upset a few people here on Bzp because of my disposition towards religion- but please don't take it personal, I can still be friends with anyone of different race and belief.
     
     
     
    Okay, it feels good to have finally gotten that out of the way.
     
    I'm not saying you guys have to like me *although that is a shame because I want to be friends with all of you guys* or change your opinions about me, but I at least want you to understand that it's not like I'm a poser who is simply acting crazy and stuff to get peoples' attention. It's just who I am and I hope you all can understand and accept that.
  2. Ka-Chan

    Magnets.

    By Ka-Chan,

    Okay, I've been home for less then an hour now- and my fingers are already encrusted with blood and superglue- trust me, you do not want to combine those two forces. It stings.
     
    And why has this all happened? Because my Tau Commander appearently doesn't want to keep the tiny magnets that allow me to swap his weapons on his body. The miniaturized magnets are good for gameplay, but if you by any chance ever have to reglue them on- it will drive you nuts.
     
    *sucks fingers*
     
    Owyowyowy...
     
    *is tempted to throw Tau Commander out of the window*
     
    Kiddies, the moral of this story is not just limited to Warhammer- the moral is that if you can afford to, never ever use miniature magnets for anything.
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    You Gotta Be Kidding Me...

    By Ka-Chan,

    Getting completely cut off from one's girlfriend really does suck- and it's only been less then an hour of day one without her! No phone calls, no emails- nothing.
     
    Mmf, I can only hope she has fun on her trip- because I'm the one who's going bonkers. 6 days to go, too... I feel like this is some sort of countdown to a demented Christmas that would even make Tim Burton hide under his bedsheets -,-;
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    Om Nom Nom...

    By Ka-Chan,

    Who's idea was it to buy Halloween candy this early in my house again? Because with all the excersise I do on a regular basis, I feel justified in the fact that by the time Halloween rolls around, there won't be any of these Mini Butterfinger and Mini Crunch Bars left over.
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    >3

    By Ka-Chan,

    It should be known that the only thing I dislike about the Necrons are their lack of variety-While every other army seems to boast a vast diversisty that give each player their own distinct flavor, Necrons seem to lack this in general- I mean, it's kinda the point with them, seeing as they're just souless killing machines. But still. The point is, they need more.
     
    I'm talking about walkers, baby. I've been trying to dream up some sort of custom walker I could make for my Ulacant IV Necrons for ages now- they need one badly.
     
    Space Marines= Dreadnought
     
    Tau Empire= Battlesuits
     
    Chaos= Defiler
     
    Imperial Gaurd= Sentinels
     
    Eldar= Wraithlords
     
    Necrons= Jibbity squat. Tomb Spyders don't count in my opinion.
     
     
     
    THIS CHANGES TODAY
     
    This morning, I was walking the dogs as usual when I felt an odd sensation. I looked down to see a Daddy Longleg crawling up me- I took a minute to admire it. Once upon a time, I was scared whizless of them for some reason, probably because of their bizzareness, their numbers in groups on the porch walls, and how their legs would continue to freak out after they were squished. While that fear is far behind me now, in that one brief moment where I looked at it, inspiration struck. I should draw upon my old fears and mold them into something grand- something that could spread fear in the name of the Necrons.
     
    The Harvester. Oh, yes. The Harvester.
     

     
    This grand design of mine is no shorter then brilliant- I believe this could very well be something the Necrons would have in their aresnal on their quest of universal genocide.
     
    But how would I make it? Hmmm....
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    Countdown To Ragetown...

    By Ka-Chan,

    Okay, as I sit here feeding my thoughts into this Add Entry box, I am busy munching on Candy Corn. I will not lie- I freaking love Candy Corn. I could live off this stuff if I let myself do that. But despite my indulgence on Danson's candy, I still find myself quivering with rage.
     
    CHAOS- I AM CALLING YOU OUT. I HATE YOU WITH A PASSION THAT CAN NEVER BE QUELLED, A PASSION THAT ECLIPSES EVEN MY HATERED OF GURREN LAGGAN.
     
    *thrusts Candy Corn aside*
     
    YOU PIG-SWINDELING, SLUG FRENCHING VERMIN ARE THE MOST CHEESY, OBNOXIOUSLY LOUD GROUP OF MANIACS TO EVER DEFILE MY INNOCENT CONCIOUS. IT MAKES ME WONDER WHY I EVEN LET MYSELF GET YOU GUYS INVOLVED IN MY DAWN OF WAR SKIRMISHES.
     
    YOU SLEAZY BUNCH OF OPPURTUNIST AI SPAWN DEFILERS AND INFANTRY AT A DISGUSTING RATE-FASTER THEN BRITNEY SPEARS ON A QUEST TO GET ON THE FRONT OF ALL THE TABLOIDS. I HATE THEE WITH ALL OF MY NOW BLACKENED HEART- THIS MAY BE WHY I CONTINUE TO PIT MYSELF AGAINST YOUR FORCES ON DIFFICULTY LEVEL INSANE BECAUSE I ENJOY CRUSHING YOU.
     
    These scumbags are so overconfident, so foul, and so annoying. Sure, they crushed my Tau twice in a row, but I did not give in and accept inferiority. YOU SNEAKY .... Er... I can't think of any appropriate swears. So... YOU SNEAKY ***** ***** ******* - YOU DID NOT EXPECT ME TO COME KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR STEP WITH 4 SQUADS OF FIRE WARRIORS NOW DID YOU? I CAN PLAY YOUR GAME OF ZERG RUSHING JUST AS WELL AS YOU CAN IF I FEEL WILLING TO STOOP SO LOW! I GROUNDED YOUR COMMANDER'S SKULL BENEATH THE MARCHING CLOVEN FEET OF MY BROADSIDE BATTLESUITS! MWUHAHA!
     
    But it didn't stop in Dawn of War, did it?
     
    Noo....
     
    THAT'S RIGHT, MY HATRED IS UNRIVALED AS WELL IN COMMAND SQUAD FOR THE DS. YOU MAY CONTINUE TO DENY ME LEVEL 6 EVEN THOUGH I NEARLY, NEARLY WON THAT FIRST TIME BUT WAS ROBBED OF MY JUST VICTORY BECAUSE OF YOUR STUPID PREDATOR TANK THAT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE , BUT I WILL NOT BE QUELLED! MY DISPOSITION TOWARDS THE SPACE MARINES HAS SKY-ROCKETED- AND SO HAS MY HATRED FOR YOUR FORCES OF THE WARP.
     
    I EVEN KILLED YOUR FORCES OFF THRICE AS MY NECRONS, AND THAT STILL WASN'T ENOUGH TO HALT MY RAGE, FOR HERE I AM TALKING IN MORE CAPS THEN ME AND ORB IN A CHAT ROOM!
     
    A HEART FILLED WITH LOVE CAN BE JUST AS EQUALLY FILLED WITH HATRED, AND I CHANNEL THAT CLOUDED INFERNO OF ANGER TOWARDS YOU.
     
    I know it's a game, I do. I am not always this explosive. But ooh... months ofskirmishes against Chaos has built up, and now I had to release it all in a single sparkling firework of rage. And here we go! THE FINALE!
     
    I WILL TEAR THOSE HORNS OFF YOUR DEFILED HELMETS AND SHOVE THEM THROUGH YOUR UNDER-ARMORED ARMPITS AND THROUGH YOU HARDENED RIBS! I WILL PLUCK THE WRITHING TENTACLES OFF EACH OF YOUR SLOBBERING TZNETTCH HORRORS! I WILL PAINT YOUR MINIATURES IN THE COLORS OF THE PINK AND GREEN UNTIL YOUR ARMOR LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF HELLO KITTY. I WILL DEVOTE ALL MY FIREPOWER TOWARDS ERRADICATING YOUR FILTHY LOT OF REBELLIOUS SUPER-SOLIDERS!
     

     
    *HOWARD DEAN SCREAM*
     
    ...
     
    ...
     
    Okay. I'm done. *giggles* Sorry about that! I know sometimes I get too serious, but I feel much better now that I got it out of my system after all these months ! Thanks for letting me rant a little ^^!
     
    *skips off to hug some puppies*
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    The List

    By Ka-Chan,

    *Ahem*
     

    Ka's Little List Of Big Goals In Life *or KLLOBGIF (kuhl-LOB-gith) for short* 
    ~Snag a job as a hit-comic illustrator, be it manga or traditional graphic novels
     
    ~ Snag a job as a concept artist for the designs of things in video games
     
    ~ Win in a Games Workshop painting tournament, be it a local retailer or a national one
     
    ~ Visit Japan at least once. Maybe Australia while I'm at it.
     
    ~ Get together with Romina
     
    ~ Grind Gurren Lagann into a fine red paste with my own mecha manga/anime starring the mecha LOL *Lord of Laughter*
     
    ~ Become friggin' rich.
     
    ~ Make Dansonism America's governing belief- normally this term would be religion, but Dansonism is not a religion, it is truth.
     
    ~ Shatter the geek/weaboo/nerd stereotype by joining a sports team-yeah, that's right, a body-building geeky football player who plays Warhammer and watches anime! I SHALL ERADICATE MY SHACKLES OF DEFINITION
     
    ~ Get The Lost Fantasypublished and squish J.K Rowling as an author.
     
    ~ Convert Phantom into a robot of my own so Hasbro does not possess him for their own.
     
    ~ Find the bloody gnome who hid all my Predator toys' accesories and make him my indentured servant/slave.
     
    ~ Purge "emo" from the face of the planet.
     
    ~Get in a Dawn of War battle with Wrack, hopefully prove the dominating force that is the Necrons.
     
    ~ Have fun either way with DoW match with Wrack
     
    ~Beat Megaman ZXA, mouth off at Capcom about it.
     
    ~ Give Jay, Geffory, Daniel Radcliffe and the Jonas Brothers all a swift kick below their belts.
     
    ~Sabotage a homecoming dance at my old private school one of these days.
     
    ~ Make America's colors red, white, and teal. Not blue- teal.
     
    ~ Have at least one zany night involving cops, women, an enraged motorcyclist gang, and Ben Stiller.
     
    ~ Meet Cal Ripken and tell him I wish I saw him play baseball more often when I was younger.
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    C A P S L O C K

    By Ka-Chan,

    Caps lock.
     
    I never use it.
     
    I USE SHIFT, BABY.
     
    EVERY CONVERSATION ORB AND I HAVE EVER HAD * AND THAT'S A LOT* HAS ALWAYS BEEN IN CAPSLOCK. I NO LONGER REMEMBER WHERE IT ORIGINATED AMONGST OUR BLABBERING, BUT IT HAS STUCK EVER SINCE.
     
    SO WHY NOT? IT'S NOT LIKE CAPS LOCK REALLY MAKES IT THAT ANNOYING AS LONG AS YOU'RE STILL TALKING INTELLIGENTLY DESPITE THE IMPLIED LOUD TONE- IT'S FUN. I THINK WE SHOULD TRY TO MAKE CAPS SOMETHING OFFICIAL
     
    AND IF YOU'RE ONE OF THE "GRAMMER HAMMERS" , YOU DON'T NEED TO PAY ATTENTION TO THIS, FOR I AM JUST FLAILING ABOUT BLINDLY IN THE DARK WITH THIS ONE. I KNOW NO ONE IS GONNA DO IT, BUT I NEED TO GET IT OUT OF MY SYSTEM. CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL, BABY.
     
    DENNIS BERGKAMP!
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    Acceptance

    By Ka-Chan,

    Okay. You've heard me rave and rant many times about Warhammer. Well, this entry is not one of those. In fact, it's more of a humble acknowledgement.
     
    Necrons are still my favored Warhammer force- I love them more then they would ever love me *the nicest thing they might do is kill me quickly* and I am a fanboi in this case. I also have become a Tau Empire junky, and I still believe them to be the most logical and reasonable force in the game.
     
    But Warhammer 40000 isn't about reason, is it? EXACTLY- it's about mashing your enemies into an indistinguishable pulp. That's why I'm here today. For too long have I blabbered on and on about how the other forces are stupid. It's time to give all my battle bruddas *and sister- I'm looking at you, Wrack* a hug and apology.
     
    It's okay to preach your forces dominance, it's part of the fun- but I took it a weeee bit too seriously. No, I am not stepping down my obsession with either Tau or Necrons- I am simply saying "Y'know what? This ain't just about me."
     
    Space Marines. They are blind. I will never change my viewpoint on that- their belief in an almighty corpse is just silly. But you know what? I don't mind, it's part of their theme. These are humanity's finest and last, and they need something to give them hope, something to keep them fighting against probable/inevitable destruction at the hands of a violent universe. That is their Emporer, and I respect their faith in their only hope. Besides, despite my past raving, Space Marines are cool. They're walking tanks that don't take no for an aswer- they are the heroic race in Warhammer, albiet somewhat... Murderous. You get my point. I like 'em.
     
    Eldar... Actually, I never really had that much of a problem with them, despite the fact that they are sworn enemies of the Necrons. Well, I actually think some of their units still look a little silly *mohawks man, biiiiig mohawks* , they are one of the few races that manage to keep grace throughout the grittiness of endless war. I mean sure, you guys peeve me with those endless waves of Howling Banshees in DoW, but heck- you're STOOOOPID AI. Not the actual players. No problems here, buddy.
     
    Imperial Guard. Awhile back, I did not appreciate these guys at all- I viewed them as a weak group of cowards. But the IG isn't about the individual forces, now is it? What matters is the big machine of war they make when they all come together- it's all about the firepower with these guys. The Imperial Guard are all about military force at it's brawniest. Strength in numbers and firepower is what this army is built upon. Plus, they've got the Baneblade- you'd have to be an idio­t to not respect that piece of firepower. I'm sad I can't convert one to my Necrons or Tau ;___;
     
    Chaos Space Marines. Errr.... I wish I could say they were all-powerful, intelligent beings with selfish motives- but alas, only the hierachs in the armies are like that. Okay. I still think they're a horde of crazies- BUT THAT IS EXACTLY THE POINT. If GW hadn't want them to be crazy, they wouldn't have thrown the Khorne *corn, lol* Berserkers in, now would they? Their repulsion is their theme. I mean, I still freaking hate these guys in Dawn of War, but meh, that's Dawn Of War and I lose my mind frequently with video games. So yeah, Chaos is exactly what it is- Chaos. Finally I'm getting that.
     
    Orkz. Now, did I ever have a problem with the Orkz? NO! They're Warhammer 40K in a nutshell! I've never had a problem with Orkz. So yeah, I'm done here. DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA
     
    Tyranids. I've always been pretty neuteral with these guys. So, yeah- I don't really have any particular whinings to take back here. And heck, I won't deny that Tyranids are freaking fun to paint- not to mention I love their designs more often then not. I think the new Biovore is probably one of the cooler Tyranid models out there- and the Carnifex is just cool. While they ain't my thing, I can still appreciate a horde of ravenous monsters for what they are- STOMPY.
     
    Dark Eldar. Nu-uh. These guys are just sick. Necrons are evil- but hey, it's not like they take pleasure in dissecting you alive. Dark Eldar- now they're evil. Blech, they're just too repulsive for me. I couldn't like them even if I tried, they're just maniacal bunch of speed freaks- but then again, that's what they're all about as well.
     
     
     
    So yeah, sorry for offending anyone in the past with my rants of superiority- it's all about personal tastes in the end. And despite my many ramblings, I love thee! No, I ain't giving any hugs out.
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    And 'ere we go!
     
    October 1rst- My braces come off!
     
    October 8th- I forgot but I know it's hardcore win.
     
    October 10th- R.A Salvatore is coming to my Borders to sign his books. That dude is my favorite author!
     
    October 12th- My birthday! WHOOO
     
    October 13th- I get it off 'cuz of Colombus Day.
     
    October 14th- Anime club where I can investigate the possible fangirl further.
     
    October 20th- Halloween party with my bruddas from all the udda muddas *I finally get to see all my friends at once again*
     
    October 31rst- Halloween AND Dead Space!
     
    >3
  14. Ka-Chan

    Summing Things Up.

    By Ka-Chan,

    Behold: A summary of the friendship between Wrack and myself. Just felt like posting this because I know she probably wants to guillotine me right now for that earlier rant that kept me from drawing bodies exploding XD

     
    Oh, and if you don't read manga regularly, there's a 90% chance that YOU READ IT THE WRONG WAY, DANGIT!
     
    *hops into foxhole with protective gear*
     
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    Arrr!

    By Ka-Chan,

    Ahoy, savvies! Ye all know how that silly landlubber song goes, righty? YAR-HAR-SHIVER ME TEEES, YOU ARE A PIRATE!
     
    Well, at sea days be judged by how many you rough it out on deck, but out back on the home-front, it be the 19th! That means it OUR day, lads! It be Talk Like A Pirate Day! Shiver me frigging timbers!
     
    Raise the Necron skull and crossbones! Today, we're going to raid us a few British patrols and PIN THEIR GIZZARDS TO THE SUN-BLEACHED MAST! ARRRRRHAHAHAHARRRR!
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    Ow. My Thumb.

    By Ka-Chan,

    Bleeding.
     
    Somewhat.
     
    That's gonna sting in the morning.
     
    Ow.
     
    But hey, it's a good sort of pain to come from an accident.
     
    *twitch*
     
    I think.
     
    Eheheh.
     
    If you need me I'll be in that corner over there contemplating the meaning of life and happiness while listening to Staying Alive by the Bee Gess all over again.
  20. Ka-Chan

    I Am N O T A Girl! D<

    By Ka-Chan,

    Alright, this day was just a big heaping of... Uh... I'll get back to you on that. I really don't know.
     
    Not only did I have to be dragged out of bed at 7:20 in the morning to get some IQ/Academic/Diagnostic test *essentially getting my brain squeezed for 8 hours* that took ALL DAY *well, at least I know I AM smart now*, I had to essentially skip my librarie's anime club because it took so long. Not only that, but this week was MOVIE WEEK. NO STEAMBOY FOR ME.
     
    I just hung around for 5 minutes, long enough to get the folks' email adresses so I could keep in touch and also work with them on the manga we're mapping out. Within getting there, I am not only hugged by this girl named Ashley *she's pretty cool, but I barely know her!* who I promised to give her a copy of one of my drawings, she also ends up taking a picture of me. As if that didn't get me somewhat flustered as it, she then says I look like a sexy girl. My response?
     
    "Uh, what the ######?! D< ?"
     
    She says it's appearently a good thing. But still...
     
    Wrack, QUIT USING YOUR LOLITRICKS ON ME!

     
     
    It gets even more awkward. Appearently she uses her sister's email adress, so instead she gives me her phone number.
     
    So yeah, appearently I have a fangirl o,o;
     
    This day is freaking weird. I shall sum it up with this following image, courtesy of the Monty Python Gumbies.
     

  22. Ka-Chan

    Time To Choose...

    By Ka-Chan,

    With TFDO out of the way, a few new possibilities have risen.
     
    So the question is this: Angry Dead Guys! 2 or a The Chronicles of Toa Kativa remake. I'm all ears...
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    True Lols.

    By Ka-Chan,

    Removed. Please keep the comics kid friendly, having acronyms which contain a swear in them isn't a good way to keep them up. - Kohaku
     
    I don't think I've laughed so hard at anything like that flattened Tau in ages.
     
    Now I've got to make some 40K comics. Otherwise, not so much going besides the fact that my blog was staff-hijacked for the second time in less then a week. I can't believe they've banished YTMND ;______;
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