Freddy Mallins

Mamaaaaaa, ooooo! {Any way the wiiind blooows} IIIIII DON'T WANNA DIIIIIE, I sometimes wish I'D NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALLLLL!!! *sweet guitar solo straight from the 80s*

Look to the bright side; now we have a whole MMOG.

Also kudos to whoever gets the entry title.

Morgan Freeman.

Sorry, the title got to me.

Alright, so I made my last in-store purchase of a new Bionicle set over the weekend - Takanuva (Stars), at a Meijer in Camby. As I pondered this thought and the canister slipped out of my hand, falling slowly and slowly down into the cart, I couldn't help but think that something felt similar.... Flashback. 2001. A young lad skips through the store to the best section of all - the Lego section. Resting on the shelf there is a strange looking object that has identified itself (on the label) as Onua. I picked it up. I walked out the store. Out of the Meijer in Camby. Thus I made my journey into Bionicle, a story - no, a whole different world - that forever changed my life an how I looked at my own, an entirely different world of fantasy that had never been seen before. And it began and ended (well, with the sets at least) in a Meijer in Camby, Indiana.

Pi Bunny agrees.

Aw yah, I forgot about those Bohrok hoods...

Oh, tea and crumpets. Whatever are we going to do now without our original comic relief and Bionicle's very own Q-Tip saleswoman? ........or the very first mention of Runes....Teridax I hate you...

Yeah I know that, 'cuz we got awesome sand-green Runic-armor Artahka. But when the heck does the shooting-in-space occur?

When/where? o_O

Oh man, I thought that black Hydraxon mask and new Tridax pod was evil enough...but now this?!

Wait, what? Although if this were 3 years ago I might actually care about Lewa dying, though....

Booooo. *takes away awesome points*

You just got props.

I will lol myself if someone says the next line...

Transferred from a sketch for a project in Art Class. On a side note, I'm marrying my eyebrows.

Flame-throwers that would shoot chocolate $100 bills (imitation chocolate)?

Chainsaw grenade machine gun. ....With a Double-Barreled Apocalyptic Rocket Launcher.

Wisdom. Or a pair of horns. Not for evilness, but that'd look pretty freakin' sweet.

While this isn't a Jibbilie moment, I couldn't find a bigger SB pic. o_o

And quite optionally:

Dooo eeet