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Jonah Falcon

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  1. Jonah Falcon

    A Tragedy

    (First person to try and make a joke gets smashed in the face. :angry: ) I hope your sister heals quick and is feeling better.
  2. Castle Dome Knights. WHY ARE THERE KNIGHTS IN THE MIDDLE OF ARIZONA OH GOD IT MUST BE A MILLION DEGREES IN THERE
  3. Jonah Falcon

    The End Of Time

    Silly Rabbit, Time is for Wrists!
  4. yo dawg buy me pmship B) oh and if not orange box
  5. HI DIDGERIDOO PLAYER [/spongebob]
  6. euqseregnaD Tren Kalamari The Iron Giant KATIE DANGIT hahaha oh wow Bob Dylan Elmo Katie-Chan
  7. Next make it 'Sour!', or 'Sweet!'.
  8. Tren Kalamari Now 10% more chunky! (Or smooth) _____ DSFARGEG Cookie Monster
  9. 1) I'd bribe the water company with the money the government gives me to turn the water back on. 2) My friends are loyal to me only – they would surrender their beautiful dollars to me, undoubtedly. 3) My evil plan shall fix it. 4) it's ??? newfriend 5) I agree. 1) If the Government finds out, they can shut off all the water from that company. Not to mention throw you in jail. 2) No, they wouldn't. They'd laugh at you and say 'katie u mad'. 3) No, it wouldn't. You'd waste all that water, killing millions of fish and plants. 4) My comp wasn't working right, and anyways its the same thing. 1) srs bsns 2) srs bsns 3) srs bsns 4) srs bsns 1) cool story bro 2) cool story bro 3) cool story bro 4) cool story bro
  10. 1) I'd bribe the water company with the money the government gives me to turn the water back on. 2) My friends are loyal to me only – they would surrender their beautiful dollars to me, undoubtedly. 3) My evil plan shall fix it. 4) it's ??? newfriend 5) I agree. 1) If the Government finds out, they can shut off all the water from that company. Not to mention throw you in jail. 2) No, they wouldn't. They'd laugh at you and say 'katie u mad'. 3) No, it wouldn't. You'd waste all that water, killing millions of fish and plants. 4) My comp wasn't working right, and anyways its the same thing.
  11. When I try to sleep, I feel like someone's there, just standing next to my bed doing nothing. Watching. Waiting. If I'm quiet enough I hear this sonic ringing. If I concentrate on it I can sometimes here a faint whisper. It scares me until my nightmares engulf me. Sometimes I wish the dreams I have are true, because in them I only have to worry about survival.
  12. Congrats on being the featured member broseph

  13. 1) The Government can turn off the water 2) They'd probably pay your friends first, because it's them who's faucets are on 3) The Economy is doomed already 4) ? 5) PROFIT
  14. SO GUMMY BEARS TASTE LIKE NOTHING
  15. change ur blog name to Glatorian Jaller's Homemade Waffle Irons
  16. but atleast now you dont risk lead poisoning
  17. why till the end huh whatll happen at the end a screamer why are you so content that i watch until the end
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