A man is walking in the desert when he finds a lamp. He rubs it, and out comes a genie. 'For freeing me,' he says. 'You may have 3 wishes.'
The man thinks for a minute, and says 'I wish I had a new car!'
POOF! Out of nowhere appears this shiny new Ferrari F-1. The man is pleased.
He thinks again. 'I wish for a billion dollars!'
Again, POOF! Sacks of money appear next to the car. The man is even happier. He thanks the genie, and begins to drive off with his money. As he's driving, he sings along with the radio.
'Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener...'