Protodite Karzahni

Yes, I'm going to Scarborough Fair, stop bloody asking.

Time to put away those Christmas decorations. Or perhaps in other words it's time to...wrap up winter...Okay, that was awful, I'm so sorry.

Praise the sun!

At the moment I fear that if I open my mouth a torrent of sarcasm will just stream out.

"If only I could be so grossly incandescent."

There need to be more songs in the Doctor Who soundtrack like Boom Town Suite and Blink (Suite).

IT'S CHRISTMAAAAAAAS

Waking up at the start of the end of the world but it's feeling just like every other morning before.

It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

Someone get me off the internet fast or I might start buying a whole load of action figures.

The best part about being home alone is you can have your music so loud it follows you around the house.

"Y'know, Jumper's a film about a guy who can teleport anywhere but into an actually interesting film."

It appears I got on the wrong bus and am now headed to God-knows-where. This could be an adventure.

Oh hey, you're back! I wondered where you'd disappeared to. =P

Something rattled inside my laptop and I jumped about a foot away from it. I don't know why but I had visions of a legion of spiders swarming out of the keyboard.

"No, that's the silver rule. The golden rule is if anyone is ever talking to you again, think about what you're saying and then don't say it, then run away somewhere."

Welcome to chaos, do you recognise me?

The other day I dreamt that Skeletor had been asked to join The Avengers. I wish I could say that's as surreal as these things get.

Anyone ever get that point in essay writing where you want to stop and then continue with an endless stream of "Idon'tcareIdon'tcareIdon'tcareIdon'tcare"?

I'M BACK BABY

Never trust a man continually surrounded by tiny dogs.

(Take me away from time and season, far far away we'll sing with reason.)

(For some inexplicable reason, I've had the words "shine on you crazy diamond" stuck in my head all day. I don't even listen to Pink Floyd. '_')

(What I love about TSFH's Archangel is that at the end the violinist is clearly having the time of his life.)

So I finished Jam today. A whole week before it's meant to be released. I love doing that.