Lime Paradox

So way back in the magical year of 2003 there were these guys named Swift and Danny and they had a bonkles tour van or something?? I really don't know anything about that but point is they made an incredible song called Bionicle Brain The song was available for download on BZP for a while, but was apparently taken down for legal reasons Sometime around 2008, a topic was posted on BZP with links to both Bionicle Brain and the other Swift and Danny song (which isn't nearly as noteworthy), and I managed to download them before the BZP staff annihilated the topic I made Bionicle Brain available on tumblr quite a while ago (can we mention tumblr now??) but it ocurred to me that BZP has still been deprived of this beautiful masterpiece So anyway enjoy (the last thing Six said on the subject lead me to believe this would be okay, but feel free to kill this topic if not I guess)

You're in luck, for this masterpiece is merely an individual saga of the continuing BIONICLES ADVENTURS COMIXS. In relation to BAC canon, the contest entries are like anime movies; they function apart from the main canon. If need be, there may be validation of their stance in canon, such as the main villain of the SHRERLOCK HOMES arc making later appearances, but for now, ATTACK ON BIONICELS is a standalone entity. I think this post would have been much better if you had just said "the BAC contest entries are like anime movies" with no further clarification

I'm kind of wondering how many of you here have actually read Gerlicky's stuff The guy is basically an MSPaint god and people saying he should use a more advanced program is really kind of hilarious ArtIII is basically full of people plunging headfirst into programs like GIMP and torturing their comics to death with sloppy and unnecessary effects because they're told it's necessary, while Gurky has been using Paint forever and his stuff generally looks more professional and stylish than probably all of modern ArtIII combined

I actually may or may not have suggested this kind of thing to A CERTAIN HACKER a while back We can rule out that possibility though because if that were the case there's no way he wouldn't have changed Greg's avatar to Kopaka's pants

Okay time for some CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM Please please please don't save your comics as BMPs because they kind of take forever to load PNGs are pretty much your best option here - JPGs are fine too if you're using a program like Photoshop that allows you to set the quality when saving them, but not if you're only using Paint Actually that's all the CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM for now because there's no way I'm attempting to load all these BMPs to actually read the comics

the bible said adam and eve not adam and red square with a pink equal sign in it ^kissing the way it was meant to be - passionately

I think we all know who the best Seinfeld character really is

I literally only just realized that Marco Poloseidon never actually appeared in either of those comics

I haven't watched WoS in years so I don't really remember how it was delivered but it SOUNDS relatively inoffensive, especially considering that all the bonkles movies are comprised of like 90% godawful lines

The character I am most like is Zaktan because I have committed countless murders and my body is actually comprised of millions of protodites

Oh hey I remember you Didn't you post like the LONGEST COMIC ON BZP once And also you had a character named Green who wasn't actually green or something Or am I thinking of someone totally different here Anyway yeah that was probably the best comic I've seen here in months Or the best non-BAC comic at least

I think you're forgetting the most obvious candidate here

Six: Descend

NEW COMIC from a SECRET GUEST AUTHOR (part 1 of an epic trilogy)

Here have a mascot

There is still one other good topic left on BZP There is still hope

it doensnt matter what kind of blog yuo have if u dont rebolg this YOU HAVE NO HAERT I AM JUDGDING YOU