Nathan Evo

O.o

liek lolz newbie warz r fuuuuuun lolz

zomg! ur a nwe ceraul!!i watn a rfee priez!!11!

*feeds noob soap to Philbert*

This is fun.

Actually, I think your stomach would fall asleep.

*feeds dog shampoo to fish*

*launches tranquilizer darts*

*Spoilers ahead*

I'm not old!

*looks out window*

YOU NOOBS GET OFF OF MY LAWN!

*turns on propane blowtorch while sleeping*

*puts a box of bottle rockets in mouth*

POISON CONTROL!

*calls HAZ-MAT team*

Well, at least Echo thinks you're awesome, though the noob can't make up his mind. He probably has mood swings.

Seemed like the Secret Stomach Message was the only English moo? knew.

I'm not ecoli! Ecoli! Though I catch onto everybody! Everybody! I'm blocking you from my friend list! List! Even though I still think you're awesome! Awesome!

~Echo

Thought so. I remember seeing the "Send Message" button click twice and thinking "This can't be good."

Hey, VTK, did you get my PM?

Hello, Doom.

And VTK, Numb

Chuck is not Chuck Norris. Numb Chuck falls asleep at the first sign of boredom.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep- he waits.

I've seen, like, over half the enemies from M&L RPG 3 and maybe even the final boss, but they still haven't released the game yet! This is driving me insane.

I assume you mean Super Mario Bros., because that isn't Mario's first appearance. Mario first appeared in the original Donkey Kong, and Luigi first appeared in Mario Bros. Which is a completely different game, by the way.

An April Fools' Day joke? And here I was, getting all choked up!

You're purty darn smart, Dark.

zomg im gonna bolkc vaakmtak!!1!! no wiat i dont watn 2!!11!1! no wiat! no waet!! no...

I actually updated my computer. I'm prepared.

Funny. . . I've had one in my closet for years and it still hasn't burnt out.

Billisdead is a member of BZPower. I remember because he was made fun of in a horrible noob comedy that the author put him in without his permission. Then the author wrote "cows" over 200 times.

Wow, Ebba. . . that raises new possibility for noobs in comics, comedies, and other stuff everywhere!

"liek zomg i watn 2 b ur buddie so i kann blokc u!!11!!!!1!!@!!~!

*shrugs* Well, then, either Ebba forgot or Echo just wanted to let me know he still thinks I'm awesome. That reeeeeally makes my day. Thank you, Echo. <.>

Thanks for the tip, Blade. But there's one badge down in Level 90- the Lucky Day badge- that causes enemies to miss more often.

Also, AL, I know who it is (I subscribe to Nintendo Power).

New subject: I found a Mario theme on iGoogle!