... Give Shockolate to your babies and they’ll be good at SPORTS. Make your babies run ABNORMALLY FAST.
They’ll run as fast as KENYANS
People will watch them running and think they’re KENYANS
They’ll race as fast as KENYANS, in a race with actual KENYANS
and it’ll be a tie, and they’ll get deported back to KENYAAAAAAAAAAA
I hope they're cute Kenyan-fast babies.
Warning, may contain Anna Kournikova.