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    I really am!
     
    ...
     
    I mean, we should all be thankful for nothing. Imagine a world with no nothing! How would you like to live in a universe in which there was no nothing at all? Every point in space would have something in it! That'd be horrible! (And awfully cluttered.)
     
    This year, take a moment to be thankful for nothing. Nothing is truly wonderful.
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    The Second Doctor

    By -Toa Lhikevikk-,

    Some of the greatest Doctor Who serials are from his tenure. Shame how all but six of them have not survived in full. (Not counting The Three/Five/Two Doctors or The Invasion, which had its missing parts replaced with animation.)
     

     
    All hail the Mighty Trout!
     
    EDIT: By the way, I should change my name to The Second Doctor sometime...
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    Santa Claus

    By -Toa Lhikevikk-,

    ...there are actually parents who delibrately brainwash their kids into believing that there's this fat bearded guy who pilots a sleigh pulled by flying reindeer and jumps down the chimneys of every child's house on the planet delivering presents (which somehow all fit into his sleigh) in a single night, before returning to his home on the North Pole where he compiles lists of the activities of every single child in the world, categorizing them based on the morality of their actions?
     
    Wow.
     
    Who knows what else they lie so blatently about.
     
    Before re-posting this entry, please remove comment 15, as it contains leet/chatspeak. Thanks! -Nukaya
     
    EDIT: Does simply removing the offending word count?
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    Oh Dear

    By -Toa Lhikevikk-,

    I started my Blink spoof a month ago.
     
    ...
     
    I haven't even written the part where Sally meets Larry yet.
     
    ...
     
    This time I can't really blame it on episode length/fast-pacedness, can I?
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    Fail

    By -Toa Lhikevikk-,

    While changing to my current Thomson av, I only then realized that my supposed former Thomson av, made by Cherixon, wasn't my actual av.
     
    ...
     
    I used my traditional Dekar/Hydraxon avatar instead for a few days and didn't notice.
     
    ...
     
    COURT-MARTIAL AND SHOOT ME, EVERYONE
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    Transformers

    By -Toa Lhikevikk-,

    TRANSFORMERS
     
    INDUCTORS IN DISGUISE
     
    TRANSFORMERS
     
    MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE
     
    TRANSFORMERS
     
    ARRIVING IN GLORY TO DEFEAT THE EVIL FORCES OF CONSISTENT ELECTOMOTIVE FORCE
     
    DIRECTED BY THE OSCAR-WINNING MICHAEL BAY FARADAY
     
    COMING TO A THEATER NEAR YOU
     
     
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    Don't Blink

    By -Toa Lhikevikk-,

    so i'm walking by the book section of my supermarket
     
    and then the words "DON'T BLINK" catch my eye
     
    so i notice it's the title of a new book by James Patterson
     
    and it says on the cover "You blink, you die"
     
    and i'm like
     
    "i'll bet 10 dollars he got this idea from Doctor Who :teehee:"
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    Voilà!

    By -Toa Lhikevikk-,

    In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition! The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
     
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    Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me "V."
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