-Toa Lhikevikk-

More accurately, Avohkii is in the Surel poll, Zatth was moved to C.V.'s personal statement for ease of access, and Crast is on the 34th page.

Yes, the spiders are currently running on autorun building the site. We'll provide a link soon.

NAY

Ghosr Rider? (yay chain breaking)

YES!

-Bitil-?

NAY

GFC?

NAY

Ballomesque?

NAY

TMH?

Because it's somehow okay for girls to like boy stuff but not for boys to like girl stuff.

Remember, pink does more than you think. Drink Pepto-Bismal, the all-new refreshing energy drink.

1. [steals ball to sell on black market]

2. POTATO CANNON

3. Hard to get the cookie with such a popular member, but I've got birthday plans for an even more popular member with a little-known birthday...

My mom still believes that no body part should ever be removed.

My wisdom teeth grow straight up, that's good, right?

Yeah, but if you pull them quick enough she can't react and she'll be bound to it.

And that's one reason, not three.

I'm so glad my mom distrusts the dental profession so much...

Which is why I rarely brush my teeth yet they're perfectly healthy.

Very interesting info on Mata Nui's mission.

Reminds me of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy for some reason...

Now pull the cords and tie her to that thing...

No, the truly funny part is the "Solar Panel Awareness Classes" part.

Uh... what link?

Edit: Oh, you sig. Heh heh.

Needs more thermite, liquid nitrogen, and hydrochloric acid.

Um yum. Must taste.

And "A circle with corners.", the allergens in peanuts aren't in the peanut oil. Peanut oil is, in fact, safe for those with peanut allergies.

(I think. )

His name is actually Offer Shlomi, but he goes by Vince Shlomi and Vince Offer.

I think it has to do with being an advertiser.

What is the simplest way to paraphrase Hobbes' definiton of imaginary numbers into decimal?

That math question should leave you thinking...

Billy Mays is not dead! It's a conspiracy, I tell you! CONSPIRACY!

For more info, go to Sumiki's blog.

Of course he didn't die.

Proof is that the autopsy revealed no extra set of vocal cords under his beard or megaphones in place of tonsils, which everyone knows exist. That is -not- his body.

The real Billy Mays was in fact teleported to the OxiClean's CEO's basement, where he is currently in hiding, awaiting the day he declares war on Vince Shlomi.

onoz!1

A big yes to all!

1. ...

2. ...

3. Okay...

4. Yes.

5. Yes.

6. ...

7. Yes.

8. Maybe.

9. Surprisingly, no, I like being short.

10. NO!