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-Toa Lhikevikk-

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  1. AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!! THEY'RE ALL BLINKING IN SYNC!!

     

    Oh, and I just did an experiment with two windows of this page next to each other...

     

    All blinkies on this site are in sync. :blink:

     

    OH SNAP IT RETURNS TO HAUNT ME

  2. THANK YOU

     

    And since you don't really know the rest...

     

    So this other nub who doesn't like Indy finds that statue of a disproportionate woman and steals it, and then like Indy jumps in a plane to escape some naked nubs, then back home a couple of GOVERNMENT MEN [gasp] come and tell Indy to go find this, er, box thing, 'cuz some German nubs want to use it, to, like TAKE OVER DA WORLD. So he goes and sees his girlfriend 'cuz she's got the top of this, like, stick-thing, to, like, find this box thing, she doesn't like him, and then this creepy German nub with oversized glasses comes and asks for it, and Indy gets in a little fight, she gets scared, says "You're moving--" wait, wrong story. So they like fight and stuff and the German nub burns his hand and her gas station - or whatever it is she has, like, SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTS! And then they go out to this big desert and stuff, where they meet a big guy w/ a beard, and they go down into a big cave with a map in it, use the stick-thing to start FIRIN' THEIR LAZOR! So they go down into this random generic well, get the box thing, but da German nubs come and take it away, and kick his girlfriend down the well as they yell "THIS IS GERMANYYYYYYY!" So they poke a bunch of snakes, and Indy is bored so he lets the snakes freak him out, then they knock down the wall and start chasing this big generic truck with the box thing in it, and then the get on a random ship but the German nubs steal it again, but Indy follows them, but they get tied to this big stick as the German nubs open the box, but SPIRIT comes out and closes their topics, and the German nubs wet their pants and melt, and Indy and whats-her-name go home, but da GOVERNMENT MEN [gasp] say they can't keep the box 'cuz some big shots need to study it and blah blah blah, but the box gets out in another box and gets put in this random storage place in the middle of nowhere. THE END.

     

    I'll do Temple of Doom, Last Crusade, and Kingdom of the Crystal Skull some other time. :P

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