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  1. About time I did TOD.

     

    So Indy is at this random Chinese nightclub with this old guy who wants this other old guy's burnt-up body (oh how boring) but they get angry and start shooting the place up and Indy escapes with this noisy girl and this other kid in a plane but the pilots get of so they jump down in a boat. Then they meet this ugly old dude who says to go to this random palace and find these generic rocks and these kids so they do that but the bugs bother them and then they go to the palace but they find this secret passage (OMG!1) and see this weirdo priest nub who gives people heartburn and deep-fries them in lava but the weirdo priest nub sees them and catches them. So he kidnaps the other kid and starts to deep-fry the noisy girl and makes Indy drink this yucky stuff but the other kid burns him and they dramatically rescue the noisy girl and take the generic rocks and free the kids but the religious nubs attack. Then they escape in these random generic shopping mining carts and reach this bridge but the religious nubs attack. So Indy cuts it and they all fall down except for Indy, the noisy girl, the other kid and the weirdo priest nub. Then Indy says some maigc words and the generic rock gets hot (OMG!1) and the weirdo priest nub gets burned and falls and they live noisily ever after. THE END.

  2. If you aren't motivated to do it, then you have no motive.

     

    If you have no motive, why are you doing it? (Oh, wait, that kinda answers itself...)

     

    This is illogical. Nothing can happen without a reason. We should all be in a state of nonexistence, apathy, stasis...

     

    There must be a reason... but what is the reason for the reason?

     

    This requires an effect without cause, an underlying self-existent reason.

     

    But, why? There is no answer. That is the answer. The answer is... ow, my brain...

     

    I think too much.

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