Steal the Mask 3

[Pohatu: Uniter of Stone]

I warped to another dimension at the last moment and got a new mask. I return to the main one to see... nothing. But you are there, creating a new universe. I tiptoe behind you, even though you are a literal god, and beat you up with the mask.

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

What you witnessed was a dream you experienced after being traumatized by the lack of a reality to exist in. Still, you seem to have persisted within me, and I do admit I am somewhat impressed. How ever, when I said I destroyed reality, I mean ALL of EVERYTHING! There IS no "other dimension" or "alternate reality". It's all been destroyed. Now, I begin destroying everything that's clinging to my essence.

 

No mask

[Pohatu: Uniter of Stone]

I don't get destroyed because I am reality. I make a new mask and strip you of your god powers, then use my powers to create the world again. I slap your face and walk away mumbling about your futile attempt to win.

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

Win? Nah, son. I was just trying to up the stakes. Talking about stakes... *extracts you from reality*

 

My mask.

[Pohatu: Uniter of Stone]

I kick your face.

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

Well I kick yours!

 

My mask.

[Guest]

Somehow, Majora's mask keeps me from being annihilated. I pry the mask off my face and stick it on yours. The energy is too much for you to control, and so you explode into a new universe, just like the former, and also killing everyone except me. I survive only because of that Hau I absorbed back on page 21, post #829.

 

My mask.

Edited November 6, 2014 by Triclops-Echo

[Pohatu: Uniter of Stone]

Your post is disregarded. 

 

My mask.

[Guest]

I repost!

Somehow, Majora's mask keeps me from being annihilated. I pry the mask off my face and stick it on yours. The energy is too much for you to control, and so you explode into a new universe, just like the former, and also killing everyone except me. I survive only because of that Hau I absorbed back on page 21, post #829.

 

My mask.

[Pohatu: Uniter of Stone]

You must be forgetting that Onaku destroyed all of reality, except me because I became reality.

You ponder, I snatch.

 

My mask!

[Guest]

And I tell you that I survived because of Majora's mask, and it's your fault it came into my possession.

I kill you, I snatch.

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

And I tell you both to shut the f*** up, it doesn't actually matter.

 

My mask.

[Pohatu: Uniter of Stone]

I agree with you and you say huh and I whack your face and you are mad at my overuse of and and then I take the mask.

 

And my and mask.

[Guest]

I hypnotize you both into killing each other.

 

My mask.

[Pohatu: Uniter of Stone]

I notisehyp you.

 

My mask.

[Guest]

I bisect you- lengthwise.

 

My mask.

[Pohatu: Uniter of Stone]

You undergo mitosis, but it doesn't work and you die.

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

My diagnosis of you is a mild case of death.

 

My mask.

[Guest]

Die? HAH! Only one of my split-cells dies! The other one is better than ever!

 

My mask.

Edited November 6, 2014 by Triclops-Echo

[The Undertaken]

I get bored of non-existence and force myself into existence through Onaku's powers. I then proceed to suplex you into the nearest nothing and steal the mask.

 

My mask

[Guest]

So you turn me into nothing. Bad move. You feel your mind being taken over, forcing you to go to the nearest meat refinery. You absentmindedly rip most of your armor off. You then proceed to build an unstoppable robot. I let go of your mind and you only have a second to wonder about what you just did as the robot's meat-crushing hand mutilates your face, killing you.

 

My mask and temporary robot body.

[The Undertaken]

Huh, didn't mean to do that. Either way, I blast you with an EMP weapon made from imagination, creativity, and a whole lot of duct-tape. It disables your temp. robot body and I take the mask from you, leave the factory, and watch as it returns to nonexistence.

 

My mask

[Onaku]

God d*mn it, enough with this non-existence bullsh*t. I make everything exist again. Can we now please get back to business as usual? Thank you. I proceed to kicking your face in.

 

My mask.

[Guest]

I remove the * from Onaku's words, resulting in him getting banned, hunted down, and killed. I also possess my old corpse back from post #1019. So now I have a normal body.

 

My mask.

[ShadowVezon]

Suddenly, everything freezes, except for the Mask Seekers. I appear, floating above everyone. Slowly, time starts to move forwards, increasing in speed. I start to fade out, as time moves faster and faster forward, leading everyone to the end of time. And hey, guess who now has the Mask? And guess who has the real Mask, because I made sure to check? I think it might be me.

I didn't actually move in time, but I remade the Earth so I could go back to it. You lot on the other hand, are on a crash course to the end of all things. Enjoy your trip.

 

My Mask.

Edited November 6, 2014 by Neo ShadowVezon

[Guest]

You were so power-maddened that you didn't realize the grappling hook attached to your back. I swing up to you and kick you out of the air, sending you flying towards the heart of the explosion. Everyone, except me, dies. Looks like that temporal forcefield did come in handy.

 

My mask.

[ShadowVezon]

What has also come in handy, is the fact that I'm in the present day, as I said in the post. This means that I can't have been blown up by an explosion I wasn't there for. Since you're apparently back in the present day too, you can't have been either. Not that that stops me shooting you through the chest with a grappling hook of my own. I then retract the grappling hook, pulling your body in. I kick you so hard that the hook is ripped out, and you're sent flying.

 

My Mask.

[The Undertaken]

I commission a time machine and use it to prevent the end of time and to switch out the mask that Triclops-Echo stole.

I then start travelling through time with a band of pirate velociraptors.

 

My mask and dinosaur-time-pirates

[ShadowVezon]

However, a Mask drops onto your head from nowhere. You pick it up, and realise it was the Mask you left Triclops with. A monstrous, eldritch abomination them drops onto you, turning your pirate friends insane from the mere sight. Looks like you forgot about Onaku's gift to me. I pull the Mask from you and teleport it to the main me back on Present Earth, leaving The Undertaken completely insane.

 

My Mask. (Thanks Onaku!)

[Guest]

OH MY GOD! VELOCIRAPTORS! I LOVE VELOCIRAPTORS! EVERYONE DIES EXCEPT FOR ME AND THE RAPTORS WHO ARE NOW NINJAS, NOT PIRATES! AND THEY'RE MINE! YAY, VELOCIRAPTORS!

 

MY MASK AND VELOCIRAPTORS!

[The Undertaken]

"Traitors! Mutineers! I ought to have yo walk the plank for that!"

Having been driven insane by the horror unleash upon me and my multiple deaths, I lurch back to the present. The only thing left of my shattered psyche is the desire for revenge against my velociraptor crew and the manic desire for the mask. So business as usual. In my frantic state I accidentally run over you and somehow end up with the mask.

 

My mask

Edited November 6, 2014 by The Undertaken

[ShadowVezon]

I then make sure to non-lethally stab the velociraptors, putting my cells in them. I then take control of the velociraptors, and have them tear you limb from limb.

 

My Mask.

[Guest]

The velociraptors see me, battered and bruised. Your pathetic cell implants fail to comprehend the power of true love, and so malfunction. The raptors are ever loyal only to me. I spirit them a way to a safe haven in another dimension, accessible only by me, and no powers, physical, mental or magical will force me to access it against my will. I then horribly torture the two of you for what you did for my little dinos by splicing together your minds, bodies and spirits. I then sack you to a dimension full of death and suffering.

 

My mask.

Edited November 6, 2014 by Triclops-Echo

[Pohatu: Uniter of Stone]

I turn you into a bridhouse.

 

My mask

[Onaku]

I turn the planet into cheese. It starts collapsing in on itself due to the lack of density in its core. Soon, it becomes a smaller, but equally heavy cheese sphere, which a large space behemoth then proceeds to eat. Only I happen not to be on the planet, but on the behemoth's back... with the mask.

 

My mask and cheese eating space behemoth.

[Guest]

As a birdhouse, I summon all the Gukko on the chees planet to serve me. One of them just so happens to be a sapient wizard Gukko that turns me back to normal. A thousand Gukko divebomb you and your cosmic behemoth to death.

 

My mask.

Edited November 6, 2014 by Triclops-Echo

[Onaku]

The behemoth dies. I get revived, and grieve for my dead pet. I then take my revenge on you, and summon a thousand planets that crash into you all at once.

 

My mask.

[Guest]

All my pet Gukko combine their power and make a protective forcefield around me. I float up to you and say, "I understand the sadness of losing a pet." I then proceed to revive the behemoth for Onaku, along with a giant stock of cheese. The only difference is that this behemoth is immortal and will do anything for Onaku EXCEPT do anything to harm either me or my army.

 

My mask, for some reason.

Edited November 6, 2014 by Triclops-Echo

[ShadowVezon]

And then every Gukko finds itself enduring intense pain, even though there is no obvious cause. I appear, and every Gukko drops dead. "It seems I was wrong about you, Triclops. You seem to have become a pest. One I must crush under my clawed foot." I fire several armour-piercing bullets at Triclops, his forcefield down (due to the creatures formerly making it now braindead)

 

My Mask.

Edited November 6, 2014 by Neo ShadowVezon

[Guest]

Sucks for you, ShadowVezon. For I am now... GUKKO LORD! My Gukko get revived as my immortal heralds, and for the next moment all I hear are your screams and my Gukko's caws. Then all is quiet.

 

My mask and indestructible Gukko.

Edited November 6, 2014 by Gukko Lord