ShadowVezon Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 (edited) (I should probably have explained that a bit better. Because the Staff isn't in this universe, you can't affect it without finding the universe it's in and going there. On the flip side, that's the reason why I'm not as powerful here as I was during Steal the Mask 2, where I was able to break the physical rules of universes and such. Since the Staff is still in that universe, it's not here.) I dip you head-first into salt. A gross death, but I don't really care right now. My Mask. Edited January 22, 2015 by Neo ShadowVezon Quote Banner by jed1ndy "Master of Shadows and Game-running Compliants, Ǝɹsɐʇz Ԁᴉɹɐʞɐ ᴉu qlɐɔʞ' No˙ 999, Vezon of the Twighlight" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted January 22, 2015 Author Share Posted January 22, 2015 (edited) (I used a meta-physical hatch in reality itself, not the universe. reality, aka everything, covers, like i just said, everything, including that universe. I did mention that I had to search vigorously for the staff sourcecode. Anyway, I think it's about time that you change to a new weapon, my dear SV, because you just got robbed of your staff.) I beat you up with the Staff of Power. I then laugh insensitively. My mask. EDIT: (Hold on a minute. Every universe except this one has been removed from existence. That means that the staff no longer even exists. Which means that BOTH our views are nullified. Holy cr*p.) I beat you up with a cane and laugh insensitively. My mask. Edited January 22, 2015 by Toa Onaku Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Being a Gukko/squid monster thing, I am unaffected by the salt. I shove you into the temporal void. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowVezon Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 (edited) (But wait, that can't be right, we're meant to be using one of those universes in the RPG for starters. And several other uses are currently in use in games, meaning that it physically can't happen. It's complicated. Basically, the only universes you could destroy are unimportant ones nobody cares about.) I snap Onaku's cane in half and impale Gukko Lord with the pieces. My Mask. Edited January 22, 2015 by Neo ShadowVezon Quote Banner by jed1ndy "Master of Shadows and Game-running Compliants, Ǝɹsɐʇz Ԁᴉɹɐʞɐ ᴉu qlɐɔʞ' No˙ 999, Vezon of the Twighlight" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 I... fire them back at you? You know, like quills? My mask? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowVezon Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Yes, I remember that. I sidestep them and turn them into boomerangs mid-flight, so that they arc back into you. My Mask. Quote Banner by jed1ndy "Master of Shadows and Game-running Compliants, Ǝɹsɐʇz Ԁᴉɹɐʞɐ ᴉu qlɐɔʞ' No˙ 999, Vezon of the Twighlight" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ride Another Day Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 He just sidestepped. BOOM!!! My mask. Quote Thanks Photobucket. Love you too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowVezon Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Yes. I did sidestep. My Mask. Quote Banner by jed1ndy "Master of Shadows and Game-running Compliants, Ǝɹsɐʇz Ԁᴉɹɐʞɐ ᴉu qlɐɔʞ' No˙ 999, Vezon of the Twighlight" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kanohi of jello Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 I forcibly take control of one of Sv's future bodies (meaning you did not let me) since apparently they still exist...? (can we get an official ruling on this? It sounds like they SHOULD gone, but he keeps bringing them back.)Since he has the same abilities (and more!) as the current SV, I use him to nullify SV's powers and then punch him in the face. Mine. Quote move along. nothing to see here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowVezon Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 (It's very complicated, as we're dealing with the nature of the Multiverse here. The simple answer is no, they shoudln't be, because that would then impede something else. While you could destroy a lot of my bodies, you can't destroy all of the,, because many of them are in a specific universe which you cannot interact with in this game. That is because said universe is already in use in another game, and erasing it here would mess up that game. It is very complicated though, so I understand if you're confused.) I have to admit though, I didn't expect someone to actually have the ability to control a body of mine. I should give you more credit.First off though, you didn't say what was yours, meaning I still have the mask. We can be picky like that.Secondly, despite your cleverness I have many bodies at my disposal, meaning that I can just zerg rush you. Unfortunately, my body can regenerate from damage due to it's unique properties, which means I can't simply kill you. I can't just summon the Staff for superior power either, since I now know that it's being targeted. I instead use many of my bodies to keep you in place, to stop you from interfering further. My Mask. Quote Banner by jed1ndy "Master of Shadows and Game-running Compliants, Ǝɹsɐʇz Ԁᴉɹɐʞɐ ᴉu qlɐɔʞ' No˙ 999, Vezon of the Twighlight" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta Miras Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 I THROW MY MASK OF AWESOME AT YOUR FACE. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 (edited) To Jello: Then he rebels against you and kills you. After that he travels back in time four posts back and is used as a human shield by me to survive my own quill attack. When Present!Neo ShadowVezon sees him, a paradox is made that permanently erases Neo ShadowVezon from the timespace continuum. My mask. Edited January 22, 2015 by Gukko Lord Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted January 22, 2015 Author Share Posted January 22, 2015 (Basically, if anything, the destruction event will have both destroyed most other universes in reality, as well as permanently separating the universes from each other (which means no more popping back into our PM to add powers), thus meaning that you don't have access to the staff of power within this game. Sorry, but I've gotten bored with you using it always as an explanation, although I guess that boredom stems from a deep seething hatred that formed over the last two games due to your excessive use of it back then (you used it as a reason for everything. that kind of ruined the novelty of it instantly). So yeah, no more inter-universal travel. I know, it sucks, but thems are the rules, and I make them this time around, if you hadn't noticed.) I punch you in the face, then use my latest invention to bring ShadowVezon back to the space-time continuum. I run away before anyone can react. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 I hunt you down and blow you up. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted January 22, 2015 Author Share Posted January 22, 2015 I return with a grudge. I use my pure, unadulterated anger to burn you alive. *Stereotypical 40's narrator voice* "So remember kids, never let your anger run unchecked, or it'll light someone on fire!" My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowVezon Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 (edited) (I wasn't expecting to still have my power by this point, I thought you would have killed me by now. I'm just stalling for time until you guys actually start the Beta Round and take me out.) I furiously punch you in the face. "How many times do I have to kill you before it sticks? Surely you must see that it's hopeless! Give up already!" My Mask. Edited January 22, 2015 by Neo ShadowVezon Quote Banner by jed1ndy "Master of Shadows and Game-running Compliants, Ǝɹsɐʇz Ԁᴉɹɐʞɐ ᴉu qlɐɔʞ' No˙ 999, Vezon of the Twighlight" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted January 22, 2015 Author Share Posted January 22, 2015 I smile a bloody grin. "Hopeless? This is entertainment! I can't die, you can't die... We can be at this for ever, tearing the whole universe apart in our bloody struggle for this mask..." I take your head into my hands, and I headbutt your teeth out. To your surprise, they don't come back, and instead you are permanently injured (It will heal over time, but not as fast as it used to. Side effect of the nemesis-headbutt.) My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 I fly out of the sky and GUKKO PUNCH the ground between you two, creating a sonic boom that instantly obliterates you both. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted January 22, 2015 Author Share Posted January 22, 2015 Hah! Obliterates? ... Ok, yes, it obliterates me. But, per the game's rules, I come back, justin time to punch you through timber into a lake. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Justin Timeberlake punches you. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kanohi of jello Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Timber Justinlake punches you for confusing him with a celebrity.mah mask Quote move along. nothing to see here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 His wife then eats you. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BionicMushroom Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 I throw Vezon at the lot of you, instantly teleporting you all to Mata Nui.I play with the mask for one turn, planning to toss it to Mata Nui with you. My mask...Until the next post. Whoever posts next has the Mask fall on their head. And I don't die! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 I catch the mask. Thanks. You spontaneously disintegrate. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted January 23, 2015 Author Share Posted January 23, 2015 I punch your stomach so hard that my fist breaks through the skin, allowing me to tear out your intestines and strangle you with them. My mask Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dallior Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Weird Al Yankovic steps from behind the corner and kills you for copying his song (SHAME ON YOU). Weird Al is then killed by the Illuminati after his music video "FOIL" which proves the existence of said organization. I then grab the mask and fly into the sunset triumphantly. My mask. Quote "Remember when the comics forum had a lot of good stuff? Let's make that a thing again." -Kazi the Matoran Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ride Another Day Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 You burn up in the sunset, then your burning body falls and causes global warming. My mask. Quote Thanks Photobucket. Love you too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BionicMushroom Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 I use my Olmak to go to another dimension, where I simply observe this universe.BUUUUUUUUUUUT not before kicking you in the groin to stop global warming and chucking the mask at the next poster. Their mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 And, thanks again! Plus, you're dead now. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BionicMushroom Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 I happened to be wearing my Mask of Undeath at the time. I rip out your spine and impale you on it, killing you instantly. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ride Another Day Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Hurgh. 'nuff said. My mask. Quote Thanks Photobucket. Love you too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BionicMushroom Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Mask of Aging turns you into a frail old person/Turaga. I simply snatch the Mask of Life away. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kanohi of jello Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 I destroy this seemingly endless supply of masks you have and wipe your face (maskless) in the shards. I then throw you into a vat of lemon juice and simply fish the mask out. (the mask is) mine. Quote move along. nothing to see here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Doublebee Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 I take it from you at gun point.My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted January 23, 2015 Author Share Posted January 23, 2015 I take it from you at grenade point. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Doublebee Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 I steal the mask.Mask is mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted January 23, 2015 Author Share Posted January 23, 2015 The entirety of the universe applauds your exemplary usage of the topic's title in your post. It then implodes. Alright, game's over. Everyone go home. *Three years later* A young matoran picks up the now completely discarded mask, curious as to why such a beautiful artifact would just be lying around. Matoran's mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 I have digressed into a Matoran after my very near death at the loss of my spine. The mask turns me into a Toa. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BionicMushroom Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 I chuck the mask at myself. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Chuck Norik and Chuck Norris chuck a woodchuck at your face before disappearing to another dimension, never to be seen again. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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