Steal the Mask 3

[BionicMushroom]

I stuff a melting spork down your throat.

My mask.

[Toru Nui]

I spit the melting spork in your face.

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

I regurgitate my now acidic spine at you. My real spine is still in place.

 

My mask.

[BionicMushroom]

Every single post in this topic crushes you.

Kanohi of Speed lets me dodge the spine all Matrix-like, and I grab the mask.

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

Except, considering the fact that the spine wasn't actually aimed at you, your attempt at dodging a spine not headed in your direction causes the spine to actually hit you.

 

My mask.

[Toru Nui]

I take the acidic spine and the melting spork and shove them into your eye-holes.

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

My eyes turn out to actually be super-charged cannons. They shoot said spine and spork right back at you.

 

My mask.

[Guest]

I catch the spine and tie you up with it.

 

My mask.

[Toa Doublebee]

I am done mocing, and now I have enough Matoran to populate a small city. Now I am selling the excess Kanohi on ebay. 

still Gukko Lord's mask.

[Guest]

I buy your Kanohi. Thanks.

 

My masks.

[Toa Doublebee]

My price was the Mask.

My mask.

[Guest]

Enjoy your cheap, explosive knockoff of the mask. KABOOM!

 

My real mask.

[BionicMushroom]

I use my Kanohi Pakari to punch you into the ground.

 

My and mask.

[Onaku]

You are suddenly overcome with fear. I grab the mask while you curl up into a fetal position.

 

My mask.

[Guest]

You fall into a spike-pit.

 

My mask.

[Toa Doublebee]

~I shot you down. Bang. Bang.

~You hit the ground. Bang. Bang.

~That awefull sound. Bang. Bang.

~My mask cause' you are dead....

*WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB*

[Onaku]

I liquefy you.

 

My mask.

[Toa Doublebee]

I force you to drink me. I am NOT healthy.

My mask. (Nice new avatar btw )

[Onaku]

It does not matter. My stomach is literally just a stabilized gateway to a black hole, seeing as how I don't need to eat.

 

My mask.

 

P.S: The black hole's gravity doesn't get through said gateway due to sciency stuff, and it literally cannot be tampered with. I hardcoded it into reality myself, and hid said code behind an inpenetrable code-wall. (I'm saying this because I anticipate that someone would want to use the blackhole in my stomach against me. Don't do that. I just stated how it will not work, and I will write out a godd*mn textwall to explain just why it isn't a good idea to tamper with it if you do try it.)

[BionicMushroom]

Reality shemality. I drop a white hole into your stomach, causing you to paradox to death.

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

######!!! I blast you with a dark-energy cannon as retribution!

 

My mask.

 

(Edit: censored one more letter. better?)

Edited January 24, 2015 by -Windrider-

[ShadowVezon]

(You might want to avoid swearing so blatantly, Onaku.)

I pull the cannon from you and fire it at you.

 

My Mask.

[Onaku]

I absorb its energy, and then use it against you.

 

My mask.

[BionicMushroom]

I become Air Man, and proceed to wreck the lot of you.

My mask.

[Toa Doublebee]

I throw a bottle of water at your head.

My mask.

[BionicMushroom]

I become Quick Man, and slice you in half. I then beat Onaku to death with the top half of you.

 

My mask.

[Guest]

You misspelled awful.

 

I'm still alive.

 

My mask.

[Toa Doublebee]

I throw my old pc at you. it breaks on contact, leaving you unscathed.

You laugh and proceed to kill me dead. Very dead.

Mask still Gukko Lord's.

Edited January 24, 2015 by Toa Doublebee

[BionicMushroom]

I keeeeeeeeeeeeeel him.

 

My mask.

[ShadowVezon]

I respawn right behind Gukko Lord Bionic Mushroom, thanks to him presently holding the Mask. I then vaporise him with the Dark Energy Cannon.

My Mask.

Edited January 24, 2015 by Neo ShadowVezon

[Toa Doublebee]

I apply a ridiculous amount of hair jell to my hair, and form it like a dagger and slit your throat.

I take the mask.

[The Invisible Handman]

GIVE ME YOUR FACE!

I take your face but you can keep the mask.

 

Still Doublebee's mask.

[Toa Doublebee]

"Ooh I love that part!  You can have the mask"

I hand Mr. Noob the mask.

[Dane-gerous]

I rip you apart with my dual gatling guns. I then toss SV the mask.

SV's mask.

[The Invisible Handman]

I intercept the mask mid flight and grab it in my teeth.

 

My mask.

[skratchR]

I am the chair. I run off before you can sit down, and you break your backside bone when falling.

 

Somehow, my mask.

[Guest]

I have been keeled, but not killed. I throw you into a woodchipper.

 

My mask.

[Toa Doublebee]

Groot saw you do that, and is furious that you have a woodcihpper.

He "I AM GROOT"s you to a pulp. 

[Guest]

I'm Rocket Raccoon. Me and Groot are buddies.

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

I utilize the purple infinity stone, and vaporize you two. My unique physiology allows me to do this without dying.

 

My mask and infinity stone.