ineverlikedfelt Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 (edited) Look at my fist. Can't see it, let me bring it closer to your face. My mask. Edited April 4, 2015 by ineverlikedfelt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted April 4, 2015 Author Share Posted April 4, 2015 Heads means you all lose. Me excluded, of course. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ineverlikedfelt Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 But tails mean I win. And so I do. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta Miras Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 I hit you in the face. WITH MY TAIL. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted April 4, 2015 Author Share Posted April 4, 2015 I break the laws of physics inside your head. Your brain simultaneously implodes, explodes, freezes, burns, twists, turns, exists and ceases to exist. Then, only a fraction of a second later, you lie dead on the ground. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil_jaga_genius Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Albert Einstein smacks you over your head. I'm also there, as I volunteered to be his valet when he stepped out of his time machine. My mask. Quote Avatar by Nicholas Anderson (NickonAquaMagna)My blog: The Jaga's Nest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta Miras Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 I make you listen to a Justin Bieber song whilst I have earmuffs on. You die from the horrible noise. I don't. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNugget Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 I Stab you Repeatedly in the Chest, and as you Beg for mercy, there is none, instead... A MISSILE TO YOUR FACE! My Mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil_jaga_genius Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 I slap you with a narwhal. My mask. Quote Avatar by Nicholas Anderson (NickonAquaMagna)My blog: The Jaga's Nest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted April 4, 2015 Author Share Posted April 4, 2015 I crush you with a metric ton of toothpaste. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta Miras Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 You spelt tonne wrong. *Muffled screaming* My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted April 4, 2015 Author Share Posted April 4, 2015 I throw you in a wood chipper. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta Miras Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 I get shredded. You eat the strips of human, and I give you indigestion and food poisoning. You throw up and die. I reconstitute myself. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volatile Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Your afro is poisonous My mask Quote Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted April 4, 2015 Author Share Posted April 4, 2015 Well then he'd have to eat it for it to have any effect. And since I doubt he'd want to do that, he's perfectly fine. You, my friend, are how ever thrown into a vat of toxins, which is the correct term for things that kill you by touching your skin. And since you're currently submerged in it... My mask. 1 Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNugget Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 I Push you into the Vat of Toxin. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted April 4, 2015 Author Share Posted April 4, 2015 I am immune. You, how ever, are not. This becomes very clear when I jump back out of the vat and place my toxin-covered arms around you in a terribly toxic embrace, killing you. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNugget Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Well, too Bad, there goes Dragon11603.162 #2. Anyway If you can't handle the heat, Don't Tickle the Dragon! My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta Miras Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Oh, I'm sorry- I didn't realise this machine worked.#GotG reference My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNugget Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 What reference? My mask, and Serious Question yet to be Answered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta Miras Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Tank missile. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNugget Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 Bigger tank Missile My mask Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted April 5, 2015 Author Share Posted April 5, 2015 Biggest Tank Missle! My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNugget Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 Biggestest Tank Missile. My mask Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volatile Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 The mask is venomous! And since Onaku threw me into a vat of toxins I just happen to be immune. Since it's venomous it just bites you. My mask Quote Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNugget Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 Ugh, They keep falling, Dragon11603.1 #2 Is dead. My mask Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 I SNIPE YOUR FACE!! My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted April 5, 2015 Author Share Posted April 5, 2015 I snipe your liver. My mask, your intolerance to alcohol and other mildly toxic substances. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNugget Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 I slit your Throat. My mask Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted April 5, 2015 Author Share Posted April 5, 2015 My throat unslits itself, after which I slice your head in half. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta Miras Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 I, being a ninja, swap out the mask for an easter egg, leaving you holding a delicious chocolate masterpiece whilst I run off into the sunset clutching the mask in my awesome ninja outfit. My mask and katana. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted April 5, 2015 Author Share Posted April 5, 2015 Turns out your katana was actually a katana shaped bomb. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta Miras Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 I eat your Easter egg. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ineverlikedfelt Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 I tip my fedora at you. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted April 5, 2015 Author Share Posted April 5, 2015 I throw you into molten chocolate. You come out encrusted in chocolate and, at the same time, boiled to the core. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta Miras Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 I put the mask on. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 I rip it off along with your face, killing you. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta Miras Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 Illuminati confirmed. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted April 5, 2015 Author Share Posted April 5, 2015 Your nonexistence confirmed. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta Miras Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 Steal the Mask is in its third incarnation. Guess what has three sides?Whilst you're pondering that, I steal the mask and slap you. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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