Steal the Mask 3

[Toa Smoke Monster]

As you are extricated, you drop the Mask. So I pick it up. 

 

Not every way to obtain the Mask has to end in deaths or universal destruction.

 

My Mask.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

Quite. I stick you to a wall.

 

My mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I stick you to the ground.

 

My Mask.

[Wiriamu]

As you are extricated, you drop the Mask. So I pick it up.

 

Not every way to obtain the Mask has to end in deaths or universal destruction.

 

My Mask.

Quite so.

 

I trip you up with a banana peel.

 

My mask

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I catch you with a net, while wearing a disguise.

 

My mask.

[Kovsorr the Collectinator]

Unfortunately you were disguised as me, and when people disguise themselves as me they tend to become one with the disguise in a very painful way.

 

Glad to add a new body to my repertoire.

 

My mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I throw mud into your face.

 

My Mask.

[Kovsorr the Collectinator]

I destroy it with extreme prejudice.

 

My mask.

[Wiriamu]

I find you lying on the ground in fetal position, and wonder why you would destroy your own face.

 

My Mask

[Onaku]

I destroy your own face... well, your public image, that is, with slander based on facts that I totally didn't fabricate for the sole purpose of destroying your reputation. Anyway, now that I've destroyed your reputation, I take the mask.

 

My mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I find a giant eraser and literally erase you to death.

 

My Mask.

[Onaku]

I unerase myself with a pen, and then draw myself an army to annihilate you. Your puny eraser stands no chance against my horde of pen drawn warriors.

 

My mask.

Edited January 4, 2017 by Oko the Matoran

[Wiriamu]

You and your army suffer the wrath of my white-out bomb.

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

We endure. We are certainly all but destroyed, but we endure. And then, when you think you are safe, when you think it's over, and the mask is finally yours... we arise once more and take our rightful place as the true scourge of this universe, born from ink, hardened by the very thing that should have killed us, we are now unstoppable. For that which is already dead shall never die again.

 

My mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I decide to find out if ink is flammable by shooting you and your ink army with a flamethrower. I'm not sure if it actually is after my test, but the attack still takes you out. So at least I get the Mask.

 

My Mask.

[Wiriamu]

Unfortunately you have now given Oko a flaming undead army-they'll burn up eventually, but still be able to chase you for a while. And while your attention is diverted, I use a Mandalorian energy grapple to snatch the mask.

 

My Mask

[Kovsorr the Collectinator]

I de-snatchify it.

 

My mask.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I forcefully remove myself from your awful, pungent body, ripping your already pitiful form to shreds.

 

My mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I drop a brick wall on you.

 

My Mask.

[Wiriamu]

I drop you on a brick wall.

 

My mask

[Kovsorr the Collectinator]

I wall brick on a you drop.

 

My mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I hurl a brick into your face.

 

I got him.

[FrozenFlash]

I bash your teeth in with a brick and I kick you down a tall flight of stairs.

 

Got you and the mask.

[Wiriamu]

I invoke healing magic for everybody's injuries before unleashing a cloud of nitrous oxide.

 

Ha ha, my Mask.

[ShadowVezon]

What you failed to realise was that I switched out your gas for a far more lethal version.

 

As always, I remain immune to all poisons, drugs, and other harmful substances.

 

My Mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I realize now that I didn't attempt to take the Mask in my last post. What I fool I am. 'That will not happen again!' I scream to the sky.

 

I then turn to ShadowVezon and teleport all his organs out of his body.

 

My Mask.

[Kovsorr the Collectinator]

I eat the organs and become strong. Then I punch you out.

 

My mask.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

You then die of prions. So close, but yet so far. I don my gas mask, nab the important one, and scram.

 

My mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

Seconds before you put on your gas mask, I hid tiny explosives in it. Once you have the Mask, I trigger them to go off, taking you out easily.

 

My Mask.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

You wretch in horror as you see the grotesque form of my mangled corpse suddenly rise from the floor, regenerate its lost appendages and mend its ruptured bits as it reforms into the familiar Inary you all know and love. Taken aback by the sudden shock of coming back to life without aid of a mask, I lunge at you before you can escape. I jab my elbow into your neck and you fall unconscious. I use my third eye to teleport you to a white room of infinite space and where no time seems to pass. Your experience of time is slowed exponentially, and you are trapped to suffer an eternity of boredom.

 

My mask.

[Wiriamu]

With a little trick I learned from Bill Cipher I curse your third eye, causing you and Smoke Monster to switch locations while the mask remains in this dimension. Left in a stupor by his brief time in your new prison, Smoke Monster is in no position to stop me from plucking the mask from his grasp.

 

My mask.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

Did you really think I wouldn't have a fail-safe should things go awry? I simply think of you and bam! Now we've switched places. I shank Smokey and take the mask.

 

My mask. 

[Kovsorr the Collectinator]

Haha, you fools! You played yourselves into my trap!

 

My mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I see people talking about traps, so I decide to do somewhat of the same thing by singing 'Headstrong' by the band Trapt. Because my singing voice is terrible, everyone wants me to stop, but I don't. Finally, someone offers me the Mask to get me to be quiet. I accept the offer and stop singing.

 

My Mask.

[Wiriamu]

Your singing can't touch me in the cockpit of Voltron.

 

My mask.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I destroy your Voltron with my new MIND MISSILES^TM.

 

My mask.

[ShadowVezon]

I return in a full wing suit and pelt you with gunfire.

 

My Mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I fly in wearing a Hulkbuster suit and take you all out.

 

My Mask.

[Wiriamu]

I call out the Hulk, who busts your suit.

 

My mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I then inform the Hulk that you tricked him into attacking me. He responds to this by attacking you.

 

My Mask.