Volatile Posted August 17, 2016 Posted August 17, 2016 He doesn't think it tasted very good. Having heard of this, all Tahu fanboys start neglecting all forms of tea, causing a global economic crisis. With coffee becoming more and more popular, third world countries become more and more prosperous, causing a huge shift in the global balance of power. All because Tahu didn't like iced tea. Kopaka tries some hot chocolate. Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot!
Onaku Posted August 24, 2016 Author Posted August 24, 2016 He likes it. In fact, he likes it so much, he goes on a crusade to obtain ALL the hot chocolate there is. One thing leads to another, and the next week the whole world is in chaos, with Kopaka getting drowned in hot chocolate by the anti-hoarders, shortly before they themselves were eradicated by another unspecified faction. It takes only three more weeks before the entire world is in ruin, with many of the world's nuclear explosives being set off by trigger-happy idiots. Lewa tries dirt cake. BZPRPG Profiles
Endruv Posted August 24, 2016 Posted August 24, 2016 He hates it and goes on a mission to the destroy all dirt cake. More chaos, nukes, etc. Someone attempts to divide by 0. Unity, Duty, Destiny-Toa Ouberry
Electric Light Gunhaver Posted August 30, 2016 Posted August 30, 2016 (edited) Their calculator says "DIVIDE BY ZERO ERROR". This displeases the user and they try something else. Tamaru goes skydiving. EDIT: I've gone through how many years of education for a stupid mistake like that?! Edited August 31, 2016 by New Age Retro Gunhaver
Endruv Posted August 31, 2016 Posted August 31, 2016 His parachute fails to open and he falls into a volcano.The volcano erupts Unity, Duty, Destiny-Toa Ouberry
Onaku Posted August 31, 2016 Author Posted August 31, 2016 And subsequently tears itself apart. Neighbouring volcanoes grieve this loss. Turaga Duma goes water-skiing. BZPRPG Profiles
Volatile Posted September 3, 2016 Posted September 3, 2016 Being thousands of years old he suffers a heart attack and the noble turaga Dume is no more. Matoran scramble for their lives as Metru-Nui falls into anarchy. Pohatu plays football (or soccer, if you will) Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot!
Onaku Posted September 4, 2016 Author Posted September 4, 2016 He absolutely annihilates the football due to overestimating its durability when kicking it. After all, he's used to punting rocks for sport. A hoi turtle steals a certain mask. BZPRPG Profiles
Volatile Posted September 4, 2016 Posted September 4, 2016 It doesn't look very good on it. A mask is stolen Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot!
Endruv Posted September 4, 2016 Posted September 4, 2016 Everybody panics and the mask is never foundSomeone detonated all the nukes in the world. Unity, Duty, Destiny-Toa Ouberry
Onaku Posted September 4, 2016 Author Posted September 4, 2016 They're all duds, and the guy is arrested for attempted planet-wide genocide. A young matoran tries to drive a car. BZPRPG Profiles
Endruv Posted September 4, 2016 Posted September 4, 2016 He crashes into a tree A Borg and Cyberman meet each other Unity, Duty, Destiny-Toa Ouberry
Onaku Posted September 5, 2016 Author Posted September 5, 2016 Everything in the universe is quickly assimilated by the combined might of the Cyberborg alliance. Vakama forgets to make the Vahi. BZPRPG Profiles
Volatile Posted September 6, 2016 Posted September 6, 2016 Makuta decides that his plans can take action without the mask but he ends up dying of boredom. The rahaga never recover the avohkii Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot!
Onaku Posted September 8, 2016 Author Posted September 8, 2016 The quest for the mask is never kick-started, the rahkshi are never unleashed, and the stalemate extends longer. Mata-Nui dies, the residents of the Matoran Universe either find their way out of the dying universe or die, and the residents of the island of Mata-Nui are none the wiser to the peril below and south of them. Takua decides to keep his name when he becomes a toa. BZPRPG Profiles
Endruv Posted September 8, 2016 Posted September 8, 2016 Jaller yells "TAKUAAAAAA!!!!!!" more. Umbra switches out his roller skates for a skateboard 1 Unity, Duty, Destiny-Toa Ouberry
Onaku Posted September 12, 2016 Author Posted September 12, 2016 His sweet moves strike awe into any opponent, making him absolutely unbeatable. The Piraka and the Toa Inika are unable to get past his skateboarding skills, meaning the Ignika stays fused to Vezon's head, and Mata-Nui dies. Jaller eats some icecream during a hot day in Ta-Koro. 1 BZPRPG Profiles
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted October 2, 2016 Posted October 2, 2016 Some of it spills onto the ground. He is momentarily disappointed, but soon moves on, thinking nothing of it. When Hahli comes to visit later, however, she slips on the puddle of melted ice cream and falls into a pool of lava to die a fiery death. A hot dog stand opens in Ko-Wahi.
Onaku Posted October 12, 2016 Author Posted October 12, 2016 All the hot dogs are so hot that they melt the ice cap on Mt.Ihu and raise the ocean levels to submerge the entire island. Because the karzahni is conservation of matter? A small fly lands on the shoulders of Takuta-Nui BZPRPG Profiles
Volatile Posted October 13, 2016 Posted October 13, 2016 I believe you mean Takutanuva? The fly experiences tranquility as the ultimate balance of light and shadow looms below it. Takutanuva is busy getting crushed under a door however. Le-koro opens up a blacksmith's shop Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot!
Exploding Cheese Posted October 14, 2016 Posted October 14, 2016 The blacksmith store goes well, until one of the sparks fly onto one of the wood esc. structures, normally the spark would die out however due to there being a splinter right aside it, and since the room's temperature was high due to the melted metal etc., all of that caused the splinter to light on fire, and it went from a splinter to half the house very quickly, however the blacksmith did not stop trying to make swords, he had to feed himself somehow. Soon the whole shop was on fire and the blacksmith stuck inside. However, suddenly the shop began to drop from the heights due to the fire setting the surrounding areas to be lit. The shop falls a long distance, taking some matoran down with it. After the incident, the whole forest set a blaze, many houses and shacks being ripped down and turned to ash. However, that is not where it ends... You see, after everything turned to ash, the wind started to blow heavily towards Ga-Koro, taking high amounts of ash with it. Ash carries a element (I know it's from coal-ash and can not be found in actual ash, but hey, anything to make more havoc ) called Arsenic (Symbol and Atomic Number: As 33), the ash gets carried over to Ga-Koro in high amounts, it took everyone in Ga-Koro off guard and since nobody had a single idea that it would severely harm them, inhaled in high amounts, the matoran of Ga-Koro develop lung, liver (and so on) cancer along with decreased vision and many more. Many died, and those who have survived have had severe scar's and are disabled beyond repair. Makuta is the president of North Korea.
Volatile Posted October 14, 2016 Posted October 14, 2016 The people of North Korea rejoice under their new "Supreme leader" however, Makuta is not satisfied. With all this new tech under his claws he decides to take over the world and turn it into a giant robot to fight Mata-nui. It doesn't go too well for anyone. A new MNOG type game is released for Bionicle G-2 Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot!
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted October 16, 2016 Posted October 16, 2016 It's so very similar to the original MNOG in every detail that it's dismissed as a soulless, unoriginal copy, leading G2 to be cancelled. Again. G3 is unveiled in 2021.
Exploding Cheese Posted October 18, 2016 Posted October 18, 2016 The Bionicle sets are ToysRUs exclusive as retailers won't take bionicles in as they did not sell well last time, and G3 dies quicker than G2.You see, stores have to buy these sets in order to sell them to the public, they accepted the bionicle G2 since the first generation sold very well, now however since nobody really bought it, and Lego depended on the people who used to buy bionicle and the dedicated fans to buy/spread the word, which backfired, along with trying to lead bionicle into the modern era. Lego shuts down-Ninjago-Dimensions-Nexo Knights-Cities-Jurassic World-Chima
Volatile Posted October 20, 2016 Posted October 20, 2016 Lego goes bankrupt the second that idea is proposed. Megabloks surpasses Lego in quality. Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot!
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted October 20, 2016 Posted October 20, 2016 I think that's already an unfortunate accident. Someone gives Ta-Koro 57 liters of soda. 1
Electric Light Gunhaver Posted October 20, 2016 Posted October 20, 2016 The Ta-Matoran accidentally dump it into Naho Bay whilst on vacation and the surrounding marine life are killed. The Ga-Matoran attempt to clean it up some, in hopes of saving some Rahi. 1
evil_jaga_genius Posted October 25, 2016 Posted October 25, 2016 The cleanup boats get pummeled by a Tarakava on a sugar high. Nuparu gets a job at Google. Avatar by Nicholas Anderson (NickonAquaMagna)My blog: The Jaga's Nest
Zacian Posted November 3, 2016 Posted November 3, 2016 He accidentally posted a dank meme on Facebook and got fired for spawning another fad. The internet has had enough of its fair share of dankness already. Lariska and Roodaka are playing tag!
Onaku Posted November 4, 2016 Author Posted November 4, 2016 They both die horribly in a freak tagging accident. Teridax decides to learn humility. BZPRPG Profiles
Zacian Posted November 4, 2016 Posted November 4, 2016 Dies of embarrassment. Gali goes bungee jumping!
Tahtorak ate my house! Posted November 23, 2016 Posted November 23, 2016 As she didn't tie her bungee cord properly, the cord detached from her during mid-jump... Pewku eats some lightvine. Your left brain contains nothing right, while your right brain contains nothing left.
Electric Light Gunhaver Posted November 23, 2016 Posted November 23, 2016 Pewku becomes so bright that Takua is arrested for owning another being. Takua tries his hand at being his own defense attorney.
Tahtorak ate my house! Posted November 23, 2016 Posted November 23, 2016 (edited) Being diagnosed with schizophrenia, Takua was sent to a mental asylum which houses inmates such as the mentally-broken Karzahni. Scodonius attempts to drive the Axalara-T9. Edited November 23, 2016 by Tahtorak ate my house! Your left brain contains nothing right, while your right brain contains nothing left.
Onaku Posted November 24, 2016 Author Posted November 24, 2016 To his surprise, he flies it quite adequately. Unfortunately he leaves his partner Kirbaz behind, who is promptly swallowed whole by an eldritch abomination. A Zyglak tries to fly the Rockoh-T3 BZPRPG Profiles
Zacian Posted November 26, 2016 Posted November 26, 2016 Due to the fact that that particular Zyglak didn't know how to drive any sort of aircraft, he falls out of the sky and crashes into the ground of Karda Nui and is swallowed by the Energy Storms. The Shadowed One has Toa Varian kept in stasis.
Onaku Posted November 29, 2016 Author Posted November 29, 2016 Canon ensues. Vezon dies in 2006. BZPRPG Profiles
Zacian Posted November 29, 2016 Posted November 29, 2016 Time rips itself apart. Someone scratched the Vahi.
Onaku Posted December 1, 2016 Author Posted December 1, 2016 Time becomes a bit uncomfortable. The Vahi breaks in two halves. BZPRPG Profiles
Tahtorak ate my house! Posted December 2, 2016 Posted December 2, 2016 (edited) Everybody cease to exist in the present since they exist only in the past and the future. Macku attempts to master a water sport new to the Ga-Matoran: sailing. Edited December 2, 2016 by Tahtorak ate my house! Your left brain contains nothing right, while your right brain contains nothing left.
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