Million Dollars, But...

[Edelgard]

I'll take that.

 

Million dollars but you're forced to stay awake for a week straight.

[Naota Takizawa]

I can do that just fine, I accept.

 

A million dollars, but you can't do any of your hobbies for a week. 

[ToaTImeLord]

Take it already do that during finales week.

 

 

One million dollars can be yours but... You must face your three greatest fears.

[Soran]

Spider-Woman? I think I can handle it.

 

Million Dollars (lot of money) but… You can only use the bathroom once a day, for an entire year. If you survive then you get your million. Do you accept?

 

~Soran

[Naota Takizawa]

Soran, that's physically impossible, you would commit painful suicide trying to hold in your waste for a year.

 

A million dollars, but you must live as an oppressed minority for an entire year.

[Soran]

Sorta already feeling the effects of that so why not.

 

Million Dollars (lot of money) but… You must survive 1 round with the current Boxing Champion. Would you do it?

 

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Soran, that's physically impossible, you would commit painful suicide trying to hold in your waste for a year.

 

My comment didn't say anything about holding it in for a year. You hold it in for a day; you just do this every day for a year.

 

~Soran

[Vrokorta]

No tanks.

 

$1,000,000 but... YOUMUSTDIE!!! You have to make video games, TV shows, and stories that you can't stand making (due to being boring or not your style) every day for the rest of your life and you can never make what you want.

[Soran]

I already do that, where's my million?

 

Million Dollars (lot of money) but… Every time you park your car (whether your current car or one in the future), it gets towed to another random location. 

 

~Soran

[Hordaki]

I'll just hire someone to find my car and bring it back to me. I accept.

 

One million dollars, but Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley becomes your constant background music (no one else can hear it but you and it's not too loud, but you can't drown it out)

[Soran]

I will give it up.

 

Million Dollars (lot of money) but… Every time you're making something you always are missing something essential. Making some Ikea Furniture? MIssing screw. Making some sort of dinner? Missing ingredient. Building a LEGO set? Missing a piece. etc.

 

~Soran

Edited May 23, 2016 by Soran

[Naota Takizawa]

I'm sure that stuff can be easily replaced. I accept.

 

A million dollars, but you have to listen to Linkin Park all the time.

[Soran]

I'll take it because In the end it doesn't even matter.

 

Million Dollars (lot of money) but… You can never move yourself anywhere, you can't walk or run or drive, etc. You have to rely on someone to move you around everywhere you go. 

 

~Soran

[Naota Takizawa]

Yeah, no, I like being able to move on my own. I refuse.

 

A million dollars, but you must win a fight against a trained, armed & armoured gladiator using nothing but a rusty dagger. 

Edited May 24, 2016 by Naota Takizawa

[Soran]

I accept. Gladiators throughout history were normally slaves; I just offer to buy him his freedom and I'm scot-free.

 

Million Dollars (lot of money) but… You can't feed yourself anything, you have to have someone follow you around and feed you things whenever you want to eat. And they make airplane noises when they do it too.

 

~Soran

Edited May 24, 2016 by Soran

[Naota Takizawa]

Stop making a million dollars a humiliating curse. I refuse.

 

A million dollars, but you have to move everywhere with your pants at your ankles . If you pull them up, you forfeit the money.

[Soran]

Deal, I'll just wear two pairs of pants.

 

Million Dollars (lot of money) but… You must survive a game of russian roulette. 9 cups are filled with poison that will kill you and only 1 is safe. It is impossible to determine which one is safe until you drink it. Will you take it?

 

~Soran

[Naota Takizawa]

I accept.

 

Million dollars, but you have to arm wrestle a body builder.

[ToaTImeLord]

Done I take it.

 

 

You won a Million dollars but you must read the world's longest fan fiction 4 in a week.

[Naota Takizawa]

Sure, that's worth a million dollars.

 

A million dollars, but you must sacrifice all the trust, credibility, integrity & respect you have. 

[Soran]

Do I have to give up anything else? Because I've already got none of that.

 

Million Dollars (lot of money) but… Your every thought for an entire year will be posted to social media.

 

~Soran

[Naota Takizawa]

Well, guess I'm going to be branded a freak for the rest of my life if I accept that. I refuse.

 

A million dollars, but you have to watch the horrible ghostbusters reboot for 10 hours.

[Soran]

I accept, shouldn't be too difficult to tune it out. That's like 5-6 viewing I assume.

 

Million Dollars (lot of money) but… You can only eat dry foods for a decade. 

 

~Soran

[Naota Takizawa]

I accept.

 

Million dollars, but you can't use any computers or phones for a year.

[Soran]

I accept, should be easy for me.

 

Million Dollars (lot of money) but… Your legs must be bound together for an entire year. You can hop to move, you can be in a wheel chair, whatever, you just can't move your legs individually. Using the bathroom is the exception.

 

~Soran

[Naota Takizawa]

Being disabled in an ableist society? Souds like a challenge, but it's a million dollars I'm trying to earn. I accept.

 

Million dollars, but you must be sexist, offensive towards LGBTAQs, racist, classist & very unpleasant to talk to for a year.

[Soran]

No deal.

 

Million Dollars (lot of money) but… You must survive being on a deserted island for 3 months (with no provisions).

 

~Soran

[Naota Takizawa]

I accept.

 

Million dollars, but you have to announce to the whole country that you are the winner. You may not also change your name, hairstyle, facial features, clothes & address, so good luck hiding from everyone until you spend, leave the money behind or lose it to extortion, ransoming or theft. 

[ToaTImeLord]

No thank you.

 

A Million dollars but....

You must jog the entire east coast of America. No breaks.

[Soran]

I don't even like running, so no.

 

Million Dollars (lot of money) but…You must survive a day being chased by a pack of hungry wolves. 

 

~Soran

[Naota Takizawa]

No deal

 

Million dollars, but you must beat a cheetah in a race.

[Soran]

No deal. I don't compete against cheaters.

 

Million Dollars (lot of money) but… You must be sent on a 1-way trip to Mars. You're able to survive, you're just on Mars.

 

~Soran

[Naota Takizawa]

Give me a copy of the Martian novel & I accept.

 

Million dollars, but you must become a sailor scout. 

[Petewa]

No idea what that is, so no.

 

Million dollars, but the government tries poking you with stuff.

[Soran]

Sure, why not. 

 

Million Dollars (lot of money) but… Your worst enemy gets a million dollars as well.

 

~Soran

[ToaTImeLord]

I will accept.

It's time for war.

 

A Million dollars but...

You have to fight a giant spider the size of a car.

Note you would not die in the fight.

[Soran]

That's fine. Arachnids are less scary the larger they are. Deal. 

 

Million Dollars (lot of money) but… You must double the money in a year. If you do not, you're forced to pay a million. 

 

~Soran

[Naota Takizawa]

I'll do my best. I accept.

 

Million dollars, but you must make someone miserable.

[bionicleFanatic]

Accept. Just show me the way of the nearest ISIS leader and I'll happily oblige. []

 

Million Dollarz in gold, but you have to draw three cards from a Deck Of Many Things. [] Think carefully before answering. []

[Naota Takizawa]

I accept.

 

A million dollars, but you must kill at least 600 people.

[Promised Land]

I accept. I'll just kill virtual people.

 

You get a million dollars, but...for the rest of your life, you will never be able to comprehend spoken speech from other people again. Every time you hear someone speak, regardless of language, subtitles will appear above their head and you will have to read what they are saying. Every time you watch a video, subtitles will automatically appear for you as well. You can still speak normally, but you will not be able to use their language unless you already know it or learn it yourself.