What if Greg Farshtey wrote the entire history and world of Ninjago?

[Sailor Wah!]

Greg has only written a few Ninjago comics. But what if he wrote the entire Ninjago story from the beginning? How would the characters be? How would the world of Ninjago be? How would the Lore be? But what do you think? How do you think Ninjago would be if Greg was the writer of it?

[Master Inika]

I love Greg, but the his writing it at its best when he has other people working with him. Bionicle at its peak was not Greg winging it alone, the convoluted serials of 2008-10 were.

As much as Ninjago could be better, I think it's at its best when Greg is doing his own take on the larger narrative. Giving him full control would not necessarily make it better, it would just make it edgier.

[wiwoj18364]

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Edited January 2, 2025 by wiwoj18364

[bioniclegood]

nobody actually loves anybody else, people are made in labs and love is NOT canon

[bioniclegood]

okay but for real we would see MUCH more of the world

[Valendale]

Yeah, and what if there was a realm of pudding?

[Mushy the Mushroom]

On 1/2/2025 at 11:46 AM, wiwoj18364 said:

Each meeting in the chat on live xxx becomes a unique experience that you will not regret. The convenient interface of the site allows you to easily find girls that are right for you. The site presents models with different types of appearance, so that everyone can find their ideal companion. Spend your evenings in the company of beautiful girls who will give you warmth, care and unforgettable emotions.

Splendid echoes of “how many cupcakes can Pedro buy with one human soul” aesthetic…?

…

The somehow surviving, snowballing stream of spam in the topic has been a delightful surprise to my evening tea drinking.
 

 

[Mushy the Mushroom]

On 1/3/2025 at 12:25 PM, bioniclegood said:

nobody actually loves anybody else, people are made in labs and love is NOT canon

Also, has anyone ever asked Greg if hate is canon? Why isn’t hate prioritized equally in the Bionicle universe? 

[JAG18]

23 hours ago, Mushy the Mushroom said:

Also, has anyone ever asked Greg if hate is canon? Why isn’t hate prioritized equally in the Bionicle universe? 

I can't think of an example, but I'd be very surprised if no Bionicle character ever said, "I hate [blank]" or something like that.  IIRC, the out of universe reason love doesn't exist, is because...someone (Greg, the OG Bionicle founder, LEGO itself?) didn't want to write about (romantic) love and therefore made up an explanation to get rid of it.  

But hate is too good a motivator to also get rid of, hence probably why it still exists.  Again, I can't think of a time where a character was driven by hate (Lesovikk maybe?), but I'm sure it's just my brain spacing out. 

[JAG18]

2 minutes ago, JAG18 said:

I can't think of an example, but I'd be very surprised if no Bionicle character ever said, "I hate [blank]" or something like that.  IIRC, the out of universe reason love doesn't exist, is because...someone (Greg, the OG Bionicle founder, LEGO itself?) didn't want to write about (romantic) love and therefore made up an explanation to get rid of it.  

But hate is too good a motivator to also get rid of, hence probably why it still exists.  Again, I can't think of a time where a character was driven by hate (Lesovikk maybe?), but I'm sure it's just my brain spacing out. 

edit: holy Kaukau, just searching for "hate" on BS01 comes up with plenty of examples (including some of the most popular Bionicle quotes).

"The majority of Poison's species were wiped out by Matoran, and Poison has grown to hate them."

"Tahu heard a soft whistle, as if something was falling nearby, followed by a harsh click. He had come to hate that noise."

"Meanwhile, imprisoned in the Pit, the Barraki learned to hate both Mata Nui and the Makuta..."

"After a victory, the Rahi will often consume Visorak allies in celebration, causing the spiders to hate and fear the Zivon."

"The saying on Bara Magna is, 'If you don't hate Atakus, you must never have met him.'"

"Do you know why we Makuta hate Toa so much? It's because you are what we could only pretend to be..."

"I see you have spirit, little Toa. I hate spirit."

[kawaii kitty]

On 1/2/2025 at 8:46 AM, wiwoj18364 said:

so that everyone can find their ideal companion.

love isn't canon

On 1/2/2025 at 8:46 AM, wiwoj18364 said:

The convenient interface of the site allows you to easily find girls that are right for you.

does this come with stone tablet support? (asking for my friend huki)