Protodite Karzahni Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 It's so delicious, everyone can't stop eating it. In the end, humanity eats the Earth and we are left floating in space. With nothing to eat. How sad.I wish I had an evil army of evil zombies. Quote I wrote stories once. They were okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vandenreich Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 granted theres only seven zombies and thier all only two feet tall.I wish I could create a savory steak. Quote Signature Guidelines: Avatar and signature total file size may not exceed 100 KB! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space: Ocean of Awe Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 You make the most amazing stake in the world, but scientists take it away for testing, trying to figure out what made it so savoury.I wish I could lucid dream every night=) Quote "Baby, in the final analyses, love is power. That's where the power's at." TumblrTwitterWattpad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 Granted, but one time it's so realistic that you think you are awake. You are not, but you think so, so when you go asleep in your dream, again you have a lucid dream. And again. It's a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream... when you realize that you go insane.I wish I had the ability to hypnotize others. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Crane Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 Granted, they all hold up a mirror, thus hypnotizing yourself.I wish that I was a member of the real Green Lantern Corps. Quote Add me on Steam!: Bionicdeadpool Productions TTV: Bionicdeadpool Twitter: Avenging_Odin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 Granted, you are now a fictional character. Because the Green Lantern corps is only as real as fiction can be.I wish I were a contortionist! Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Protodite Karzahni Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 Well, you certainly get hired by a circus as a contortionist, but your spine itself isn't exactly ready for the job. One trip to the hospital later, you begin to regret this wish.I wish that I was the ruler of the internet. Quote I wrote stories once. They were okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vandenreich Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 Granted, but Sopa returns in full strength and the Internet is DOOMED.I wish I could simply walk into Mordor. Quote Signature Guidelines: Avatar and signature total file size may not exceed 100 KB! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Protodite Karzahni Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 Granted, you simply walk into Mordor. You simply walk through those gates. Simply, into the watchful gaze of the eye of Sauron, and walk simply into the swords of the Orc hordes. Have fun with that.I wish I had a sword. And the skills to use it. It has to be a stylish looking sword, at that, but practical. Quote I wrote stories once. They were okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 Granted, still you die in your first sword fight. One word: armour.I wish I were a god of death Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vandenreich Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 Granted, but well you see... uhhh screw this you can only kill Grasshoppers.I wish I had a cool looking helmet. Quote Signature Guidelines: Avatar and signature total file size may not exceed 100 KB! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 Granted, but it's so heavy you always get headaches from wearing it. =/I wish I were a fairy. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mushy the Mushroom Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 (edited) (Removed.) Edited September 21, 2020 by Mushy the Mushroom Quote Member-Made Emote Topic Original Mush art thanks to @Bambi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peach 00 Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 Granted, but you get sun-burnt.I wish I was immortal. Quote On the day the wall came down / They threw the locks onto the ground And with glasses high / We raised a cry / For freedom had arrived On the day the wall came down / The ship of fools had finally run aground Promises lit up the night / Like paper doves in flight I dreamed you had left my side / No warmth, not even pride remained And even though you needed me / It was clear that I could not do a thing for you Now life devalues day by day / As friends and neighbors turn away And there's a change that even with regret / Cannot be undone Now frontiers shift like desert sands / While nations wash their bloodied hands Of loyalty, of history / In shades of grey I woke to the sound of drums / The music played, the morning sun streamed in I turned and I looked at you / And all but the bitter residues slipped away slipped away... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vandenreich Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Granted, you live a life of misery and pain.I wish I was a master of cooking tasty meals. Quote Signature Guidelines: Avatar and signature total file size may not exceed 100 KB! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miku Hatsune Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 You have no cooking utensils.I wish i could never get tired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Granted, but after a while it gets a bit annoying, because now that you don't need sleep or get tired, everyone thinks you can be more productive, and therefore ask more things of you.I wish I knew everything about physics. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwanny Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Granted. Your head just exploded (ERROR 402: overflow).I wish i wouldn't procrastinate all the time. Quote Find me over here! http://danielvangele.tumblr.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Granted, now you get all of your work done as soon as possible, which leads to you being bored becasue suddenly you seem to be having an endless amount of free time.I wish I were a jester! Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen of Liars Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Granted. However you fail to entertain the monarch and they have you beheaded.I wish for a drum kit. Quote ___ ___ ___ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Granted, but an essential part went lost during the transport - the drums. =/I wish I were the ruler of a magical kingdom Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen of Liars Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 (edited) Granted. But there is soon an uprising, followed by a civil war in the aftermath of which you are overthrown.I wish the books I want didn't cost so much. Edited May 16, 2012 by -Tragic Idol- Quote ___ ___ ___ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Granted, but now they are immediately sold out because they're so cheap. And, no, you didn't get a copy in time.I wish I were a famous writer. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Crane Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Granted, but you only write little preschool kid foam books.I wish that I was Thor. Quote Add me on Steam!: Bionicdeadpool Productions TTV: Bionicdeadpool Twitter: Avenging_Odin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Granted, but you lose your hammer. That's bad, right?I wish I were a wizard. With a cloak of gold and eyes of fire. (If anyone gets the reference, I am more than happy. ) Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwanny Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 granted, but nobody gets the reference, and you are left to sulk in a deep, dark, depression.I wish could stop drawing creepy, ghostly, almost demonic figures. Quote Find me over here! http://danielvangele.tumblr.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Protodite Karzahni Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Well, wish granted but you just refuse to give up, so in the end your wish is granted but only at the cost of your hands. Now, with just stumps, you can't really draw anything.I wish I could pilot a giant Mech. Quote I wrote stories once. They were okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwanny Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Granted. Error. Malfunction. Kablooie.I wish for a better profile pic. Quote Find me over here! http://danielvangele.tumblr.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Granted, but after a while you realize it does not really represent who you are.I wish I were a powerful wizard. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwanny Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Granted, but somehow you 'Explosive Shot' spell goes horribly wrong...I wish i could paint! Quote Find me over here! http://danielvangele.tumblr.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 (edited) Granted, but you only can for 3 minutes at a time.I wish people would stop spamming Sumiki's profile feed. Edited May 16, 2012 by Toa of Smooth Jazz Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Grantd, now they spam yours. ALL. THE. TIME.I wish I were a story teller Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 (edited) Granted, but nobody said the stories were good.I wish people would stop spamming. Edited May 16, 2012 by Toa of Smooth Jazz Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwanny Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 (edited) Granted, now they just flame instead.I wish i could fly and would never crash or get into a flying accident or suddenly forget how to! (try corrupting THAT!) Edited May 16, 2012 by Dwanny Quote Find me over here! http://danielvangele.tumblr.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 (edited) Granted, now they waste their energy on flaming and trolling.Granted. But in order to being able to fly, you grow a pair of ridiculously big, fluffy pink wings. Not only do you have to cut holes in all your shirts (unless you want to go shirtless), people also make fun of you whenever they see you.I wish I could tell stories that really grab the listener's attention and make them think Edited May 16, 2012 by Taka Nuvia Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwanny Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Granted, but they only think about how stupid the story is.I wish for more wishes! Quote Find me over here! http://danielvangele.tumblr.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Granted, it makes them think about how bad the stories are.I wish people would stop spamming, flaming, and/or trolling. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwanny Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Allright, now they stop doing anything altogether. Quote Find me over here! http://danielvangele.tumblr.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 You had no wish, so you are now a frozen banana.I wish for fruit salad! Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwanny Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Granted, but i will say two words: Flies.I wish i would stop forgetting to post a wish. Quote Find me over here! http://danielvangele.tumblr.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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