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#1 Online Voltex

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Posted Jan 25 2014 - 02:21 PM

For fishers64, so sit your butts down and wait.


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#2 Offline fishers64

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Posted Jan 25 2014 - 02:33 PM

Wait no more!

* * *

Imagine a very long (infinity long) table in which all Lego characters, dead and alive, past and present, are seated, waiting for the title of Best Lego Character Ever to be presented.

 

Makuta Teridax: I am obviously the best. After all, I took over an entire robot universe using my devious all-amazing Plan!

 

Mata Nui: Dude, you got killed by a scrap-metal prototype robot and a rock. I at least controlled my own death by going dormant in a mask. 

 

Lhikan: Says the guy who ignored the universe for 100,000 years. I at least paid attention to the threats of the Morbuzahk, the Dark Hunters, and the fact that Turaga Dume was acting weird. 

 

Who will speak next? What will they say? That's for you to decide. 

 

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Rules: 

1. All posts must indicate a character name and what they say. "Character Name: What they say" or "What they say" -Character Name or something like that. Characters can vary by post; for example I can "comeback" to one post as Vezon one minute, and then "comeback" to another as Emmet the next. 

 

2. All posts must "comeback" (i.e. deride, explain why that person is better) the previous post. Ideally, each character should name a weakness of the previous speaker, and explain how they didn't do something that stupid. 

 

3. Unless your character is named "Vezon", all comebacks must be rooted in the realistic past of a character. For example, having Roodaka say that she took over the universe with her Johnny Thunder army is not allowed. (as terrific as that might be!)

 

4. Characters cannot respond to themselves. 

 

5. "Action" comebacks are allowed (ie Guurahk destroying a part  of the table) if:

         a. The character cannot speak;

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        b. the previous player has not used an action comeback. 

Also, if something is destroyed, it remains destroyed, but you cannot kill the characters.

 

6. Only Lego characters are allowed to be used. Impersonating BZP members or real life people is not allowed.

 

7. The "you got hit by a rock" can only be used against Teridax once every 100 posts and "I took over the universe" can only be used by Teridax once every 100 posts. And yes this first post counts.  

 

8. Remember, even Makuta Spiriah didn't get killed by a rock.  

 

Have fun and stuff. :)


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#3 Offline Rahkshi Guurahk

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Posted Jan 25 2014 - 02:58 PM

5. "Action" comebacks are allowed (ie Guurahk destroying a part  of the table) if:

         a. The character cannot speak;

         and 

        b. the previous player has not used an action comeback. 

Also, if something is destroyed, it remains destroyed, but you cannot kill the characters.

Was that directed at me? :P


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#4 Offline fishers64

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Posted Jan 25 2014 - 05:33 PM

 

5. "Action" comebacks are allowed (ie Guurahk destroying a part  of the table) if:

         a. The character cannot speak;

         and 

        b. the previous player has not used an action comeback. 

Also, if something is destroyed, it remains destroyed, but you cannot kill the characters.

Was that directed at me? :P

 

No. 

 

Are we actually going to play the game?


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#5 Offline Chro

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Posted Jan 25 2014 - 05:41 PM

Yeah, you destroyed part of the table.

Anyway, I guess I should start off with a response to fishers' Lhikan post above, for lack of a better idea.

 

Nidhiki: And look what good that did you. Krekka and I took you down quite easily.


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#6 Offline Pupwa21

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Posted Jan 25 2014 - 06:51 PM

Ahkmou: You had me to do your work.
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Posted Jan 25 2014 - 07:40 PM

Vakama: "Work"?


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#8 Offline Chro

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Posted Jan 25 2014 - 08:06 PM

Jaller: As if you'd know anything about that! You just sit here and tell stories while the guard and I actually defend Ta-Koro.


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#9 Offline Pupwa21

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Posted Jan 25 2014 - 08:11 PM

Tahu: And a bad job at that! Ta-Koro sunk because your guard couldn't do a good job!
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Posted Jan 25 2014 - 08:13 PM

Kopaka: There's that anger of yours speaking. Chill out, bro.


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#11 Offline Pupwa21

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Posted Jan 25 2014 - 08:16 PM

Gail: Your a loner.
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#12 Offline Dapper-Sama

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Posted Jan 25 2014 - 09:39 PM

Kopaka: *you're


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#13 Offline Chro

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Posted Jan 25 2014 - 10:23 PM

Tahu: I'd call that a burn, but you're really a cold guy.


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Posted Jan 25 2014 - 11:42 PM

Zaktan: I'd say you roasted him, but your fiery demeanor is overblown.


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#15 Offline Pupwa21

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Posted Jan 25 2014 - 11:51 PM

Avak: Shut up, your made out of a bunch of ants!
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Posted Jan 25 2014 - 11:57 PM

Vezon: I'd advise you to shut up, but that'd be most hypocritical of me. BE QUIET!


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#17 Offline Norik Of Celtania

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Posted Jan 26 2014 - 03:44 AM

Vezok: You're one to talk, shadow of a man.
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Posted Jan 26 2014 - 07:30 AM

Hakann: And you're not even half the man he is! I made you by accident with a weapon used in reverse.
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Posted Jan 26 2014 - 01:46 PM

Thok: Indeed, he was an accident... kinda like you!


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Posted Jan 26 2014 - 02:08 PM

Kopaka: Says the guy who makes me look like a master people person...


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Posted Jan 26 2014 - 02:38 PM

Matoro: Funny thing, how I am a master people person. That's right.


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#22 Offline Pupwa21

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Posted Jan 26 2014 - 02:56 PM

Mask of life: You almost failed at your destiny! (Mask of life is semi aware.)


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Posted Jan 26 2014 - 02:57 PM

Mata-Nui: Well thanks for getting me stuck here in the middle of nowhere, friend.


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Posted Jan 26 2014 - 03:32 PM

Dume: And you ignored everyone inside of you for millennia. Pro move right there.


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Posted Jan 26 2014 - 04:13 PM

Axonn: I belive that you sent almost all of the Toa protecting Metro-Nui to their doom.


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Posted Jan 26 2014 - 04:33 PM

PridakAnd I believe you spent years battling fruitlessly for dominion over those worthless Southern Islands. Look at what you have to show for your campaigns, nothing, nada, silch.


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Posted Jan 26 2014 - 04:40 PM

Hahli: And I believe that The Brotherhood Of Makuta kicked your Butts!


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Posted Jan 26 2014 - 05:16 PM

Mantax: But look at those dainty little wings. I could just hug them, I swear.


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Posted Jan 27 2014 - 12:22 PM

Mask of Life: We'll see who you hug now. You might just kill them, or allow me to escape.


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Posted Jan 27 2014 - 05:36 PM

Teridax: And who did I have "hugging" you, again?


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Posted Jan 27 2014 - 05:59 PM

Matoro: I only managed to save the universe. Although I actually had to put on the Mask to make it work. 


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Posted Jan 27 2014 - 07:10 PM

Axxon: You almost failed!

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Posted Jan 27 2014 - 09:46 PM

Helryx: Said the guy who let his partner turn evil and almost doom the universe. Good on you! Have a pay raise!
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Posted Jan 27 2014 - 10:58 PM

TSO: I thought you should know, I've outwitted you. Again.


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#35 Offline Norik Of Celtania

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Posted Jan 28 2014 - 11:37 PM

Teridax: Must be an achievement for someone who couldn't defeat in 1000 years what the Order did in under a month.


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Posted Jan 28 2014 - 11:50 PM

Onua: That's just like you, isn't it, bragging about your own defeat?


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Posted Jan 29 2014 - 07:05 AM

Teridax: Correction, my Order whom I engineered to lose. A slave to his betters like you would never understand.
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Posted Jan 29 2014 - 09:13 AM

Mata-Nui: "Slave" this, "Betters" that. Look out, there's a moon!


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Posted Jan 29 2014 - 10:51 AM

Gail: *Throws sleeping pills at Mata-Nui* You need those more than me. Just don't Take too much, Don't want last time to happen.
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Posted Jan 29 2014 - 05:59 PM

Mata Nui: "You try controlling a universe. You couldn't even save Ga-Koro from one dinky Bohrok Kal.


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