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Eljay, Eljay, Wake up, it's Shrek!, Wake Up!
*Eljay Wakes up, Shocked*
What happend? said eljay.
He destroyed everything, He killed Jaa! Shrek Repsoned.
Who "he"? Said Eljay.
Tuma! Shrek Scream While starting to fade away cause he don't belong in bionicle...
Suddenly the roof came down, and some "Hunted" Mask came down... And tried to kill eljay with their powers.
He ran, and ran utnil he clashed into Velika, A po-matoran.
Velika, what are you doing here? Eljay asked.
Velika responded: I am here to tell you that you should fight back.
Ooh, I should. Eljay said. But I can't do anything with my mangosteams!
You're power isn't mangosteam, it's canon Eljay. Velika Said.
Well, Then, Karzahni is alive, and want's to kill you, you better run. Said Eljay.
Velika Ran, and ran and... well it's not about him.
So suddendly Tahu appeared.
What happend to you? Eljay said.
Tahu responded, The hero factory upgraded me, I'm omega now! In exchange for me catching jawblade.
So, think you can take that dude on, Tuma or whatever? Eljay said.
Sure! Tahu said.
*Tuma Killed Tahu*
I am the mighty Tuma, you can't kill me! Tuma Said.
And the Masks said "Hail Tuma, Hail Tuma!"
Eljay Ran some more, until Tuma said "Stop! I'm not Tuma, I'm here to call you back to the podcast, you're done playing Lewa... Cause I... Am... Makuta Mesonak!"
You Can't stop me Mesonak, I will be Lewa, whatever you do! Eljay said.
No Eljay. DIE!!!!! *Mesonak Blasted Eljay with a beam of shadow*
*Eljay Died* But before he died, he changed canon so that there were lava above mesonak, killing him.
And so neither of them were ever in the podcast nor bionicle anymore...