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Does Choking On Your Bionicles Make You Think Of Bionicle?

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#1 Offline Nathan Evo

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Posted Oct 13 2011 - 08:34 PM

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WELCOME TO GERLICKY'S COMICS 3.0

THESE ARE THE BEST COMICS HERE

EVER

THEY ARE BETTER THAN YOUR COMIC SERIES

I'M DEAD SERIOUS

SO READ THESE COMICS

READ THEM NOW

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I CAN TAKE AN UNLIMITED NUMBER OF GUEST STARS

SO GUEST STAR NOW

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1. Acer Crystal Hardware Drive

2. The Coming of Tantrums

3. I Hate Children

4. NOBUDY EXPEKKTS the NOOBISH IMNQUESISHUN!!1!

5. Blender Wars, Part 1

6. Blender Wars, Part 2

7. Blender Wars, Part 3

8. Blender Wars, Part 4

9. Blender Wars, Part 5

10. Don't Try This At Home

11. This Comic Is Proof BIONICLE Is Dead

12. Overused Clichés Are Overused

13. Suds Flushes His Career Down The Toilet

14. Lord Tantrum Never Learns

15. THIS COMIC CONTAINS DARK709

16. I Am Terrible At Naming Characters

17. The Really Loud Shouting

18. Stunning Irony

19. Keetorange Fever, Part 1

20. Keetorange Fever, Part 2

21. Keetorange Fever, Part 3

22. A Very Special Comic

23. Love Song To A MAS

24: Gerlicky Dies

25: Apocalypse 2013, Part 1

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A SpoofQuest! Thanksgiving

How to Smash a Pumpkin in Five Easy Steps

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Yet Another Brown Christmas for Silver Pakari Studios

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Edited by Mop Squeegee, Dec 13 2013 - 03:51 PM.

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"I'm on Toxic Reapa's home planet, and I've found a cocoon full of what I assume are younger versions of Toxic Reapa's deadly species.
My instincts say I should trash it!"

#2 Offline Calvirick

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Posted Oct 13 2011 - 08:39 PM

So far... though I've only read a few panels of the first comic. I'm in love with the Mantax Facts references. :D
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#3 Offline Gavla

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Posted Oct 14 2011 - 01:26 AM

It's so good to see these return! Back with that ol' Gerlicky flare I love to see in comics. I await a bunch of new comics from you, and will keep my eyes glued to this place. Excellent return, chap. Also yay I was ran over.
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#4 Offline Nathan Evo

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Posted Oct 14 2011 - 09:18 AM

@Gav: You didn't get run over... you got stabbed with a knife and thrown out of a moving car. ------------------ Uh, "new" comic! And the only reason I put that in quotations is because this one's been done since last June.

Edited by Gerlicky, Oct 14 2011 - 09:20 AM.

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"I'm on Toxic Reapa's home planet, and I've found a cocoon full of what I assume are younger versions of Toxic Reapa's deadly species.
My instincts say I should trash it!"

#5 Offline Terton

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Posted Oct 14 2011 - 09:20 AM

I was wondering when these would pop up again. Good to see you back Gerlicky.
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#6 Offline Nathan Evo

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Posted Oct 15 2011 - 10:45 AM

New, erm, "short"! This is more along the lines of what I had in mind when I made these. Maybe I should change the name to "extras"...
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"I'm on Toxic Reapa's home planet, and I've found a cocoon full of what I assume are younger versions of Toxic Reapa's deadly species.
My instincts say I should trash it!"

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Posted Oct 15 2011 - 10:57 AM

Funny thing is, I'm watching Doctor Who as I'm reading this. And I was thinking last week that the TARDIS would look like a porta-potty hear and now were it's Chameleon Circuit working. You just get inside my head. Anyway, the best 2-shaded and non-GIMPed comics in a long time are back! J-K out.
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Posted Oct 15 2011 - 11:24 AM

Oh man, I loved the Sonic references in the first comic. Pingas and Prrrrrrrromotion. Yay for gerlicky
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Posted Oct 15 2011 - 04:38 PM

Ok! Who are these characters that I keep seeing amongst the famous comic makers. What's the name of the yellow spanish dude and maskless guy?
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Posted Oct 15 2011 - 05:14 PM

Ok! Who are these characters that I keep seeing amongst the famous comic makers. What's the name of the yellow spanish dude and maskless guy?

In order: Gnuklear and Toa Igniter. While Gnuklear is primarily an ICC character and isn't exactly defined to one series, I originally created Toa Igniter for a comic series of mine and he just took off with the rest of us.

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My instincts say I should trash it!"

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Posted Oct 15 2011 - 05:39 PM

...Have I mentioned that this is pretty much my favorite BZP comic series ever? Because it is. :)
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Posted Oct 17 2011 - 02:26 AM

Gnucklear still makes me chuckle ^_^ Good to see you're back Gerlicky.
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Posted Oct 17 2011 - 10:27 AM

Does choking on your bionicles make you think of a making another comic? Or does it make you think of bionicles? HMMMMM.....
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#14 Offline Nathan Evo

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Posted Oct 17 2011 - 01:56 PM

Gnucklear still makes me chuckle ^_^ Good to see you're back Gerlicky.

Good to see YOU'RE back, Ebba. Even before the server was refitted we haven't spoken in a while.

Does choking on your bionicles make you think of a making another comic? Or does it make you think of bionicles? HMMMMM.....

Meh, I've got several comics already completed. I'm just waiting until the end of the week to post them.

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"I'm on Toxic Reapa's home planet, and I've found a cocoon full of what I assume are younger versions of Toxic Reapa's deadly species.
My instincts say I should trash it!"

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Posted Oct 18 2011 - 04:28 PM

What, this isn't a hot topic yet or something? Time for a "NEW" COMIC!And yes, for the record, I did get Dark's permission to use him and his characters.
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My instincts say I should trash it!"

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Posted Oct 18 2011 - 04:58 PM

Well, I'm not that hungry, since I've already eaten lunch. And even so, I wouldn't be able to eat them since Dark forgot I'm allergic to gluten.

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Posted Oct 18 2011 - 05:22 PM

... Well played, train. You win this round. (I like trains.) Also loved the comic. Very... uh... comical? :P
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Posted Oct 18 2011 - 06:50 PM

I miss the only series that still uses characters with a black outline.
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Posted Oct 18 2011 - 08:54 PM

I've never used this word. That was SPECTACULAR. I love the concept SO much. And your reaction was hilarious! Bob...that was the best part. XD
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Posted Oct 19 2011 - 12:11 AM

No, choking on my Bionicles makes me think of beef jerky.EDIT: Oh wait, sorry. I mistook this topic for something else.Anyway, yeah, I've read these so there's not much else to say. Though I haven't really said much in regard to the "new" ones; now that I'm back on BZP I can't take the lazy way out by just posting ":liked:" :PSo anyway, yeah, I love that Dark709 one as much as I did before. Sure, I suggested you make Bob have a PhD and be allergic to gluten, so I saw that coming, but there was still plenty of epic in there.

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Posted Oct 19 2011 - 12:14 AM

The Dark709 comic was one of the great achievements of Mankind. To be placed with the likes of War and Peace, To Kill a Mockingbird and Thriller in the litany of great American art. Truly one of the greatest comics I have seen this year.
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Posted Oct 19 2011 - 03:18 AM

My favourite part was actually RTM's line about the paper shredder not the dark stuff. That's the kind of humour you're known for in my opinion. Although that's not to say everything else wasn't genius either.
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Posted Oct 19 2011 - 11:37 AM

Well, I'm super-lazy, so I just read the newest one. I'm going to assume that every comic prior was just as awesome and hilarious as that one. =P Anyways, yeah, the style works great - really reminds of lavaside rahi, which is awesome - and the humor is excellent. Good stuff.
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Posted Oct 19 2011 - 11:48 AM

The part with Shadow wanting to be a singer was a very nice touch. And I'm glad you used the whole "Dark and Sir Pickles have coffee every Wednesday" idea. So yes, out of all the Chimoru Omega series ever released, this one stands by far as my favorite.
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Posted Oct 19 2011 - 04:34 PM

Wait... If you basically invented six-shade, how come your comics are in two-shade? --:ruru:
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Posted Oct 19 2011 - 05:12 PM

Wait... If you basically invented six-shade, how come your comics are in two-shade? -- :ruru:

Because he's Gerlicky. =P

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Posted Oct 19 2011 - 05:19 PM

Wait... If you basically invented six-shade, how come your comics are in two-shade? -- :ruru:

Because he's Gerlicky. =P

Ahuh. --:ruru:

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Posted Oct 19 2011 - 06:07 PM

New, erm, "short"!And unlike the comics I'll be posting here later, this one is actually brand new. Well, actually, I started working on it since last June and now it's finally done.
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Posted Oct 19 2011 - 07:11 PM

Crazy Matau is like the Powerthirst guy of furniture. Like it isn't even funny.
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Posted Oct 19 2011 - 08:25 PM

Crazy Matau is like the Powerthirst guy of furniture. Like it isn't even funny.

...There isn't a Powerthirst "guy", as far as I recall, but I get your point. And I'm a little hurt inside. http://www.bzpower.c...tyle_emoticons/default/angry.png But I've got a fairly decent comic in the works and another I'll repost on Friday, though I feel the series kinda goes downhill from there... EDIT: Oh my god, that new angry emote creeps me out.

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Posted Oct 19 2011 - 08:35 PM

Crazy Matau is like the Powerthirst guy of furniture. Like it isn't even funny.

...There isn't a Powerthirst "guy", as far as I recall, but I get your point. And I'm a little hurt inside. http://www.bzpower.c...tyle_emoticons/default/angry.png But I've got a fairly decent comic in the works and another I'll repost on Friday, though I feel the series kinda goes downhill from there... EDIT: Oh my god, that new angry emote creeps me out.

I was referring to the guy who narrates the Powerthirst "ads" and is generally portrayed as the dude with the huge muscles and usually a light neon green skin tone/colorization. Also when I said "it isn't even funny" I didn't mean it like "ur joekz r laem imma go reed drak79"; I meant like "I find the comparison between the two so humorously similar it's actually somewhat unsettling." :P Unless you actually got the joke and were simply countering it with more like humor. In which case I'm sorry for those last two lines and this one explaining them.

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Posted Oct 19 2011 - 08:38 PM

That reminded me of the Super Splendid Mart song comic NR did a few years ago. Pure advertising genius.
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Posted Oct 19 2011 - 08:41 PM

That comic is made to be read out loud. I like this ranting. Its actually FUNNY! XD
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Posted Oct 19 2011 - 08:57 PM

Crazy Matau is like the Powerthirst guy of furniture. Like it isn't even funny.

...There isn't a Powerthirst "guy", as far as I recall, but I get your point. And I'm a little hurt inside. http://www.bzpower.c...tyle_emoticons/default/angry.png But I've got a fairly decent comic in the works and another I'll repost on Friday, though I feel the series kinda goes downhill from there... EDIT: Oh my god, that new angry emote creeps me out.

I was referring to the guy who narrates the Powerthirst "ads" and is generally portrayed as the dude with the huge muscles and usually a light neon green skin tone/colorization. Also when I said "it isn't even funny" I didn't mean it like "ur joekz r laem imma go reed drak79"; I meant like "I find the comparison between the two so humorously similar it's actually somewhat unsettling." :P Unless you actually got the joke and were simply countering it with more like humor. In which case I'm sorry for those last two lines and this one explaining them.

Oh. Well, it was both. :P I still think those big muscle dudes were just for decoration or something. Though, now that I think about it, it is pretty eerily similar... I actually didn't notice that when working on the comic.

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My instincts say I should trash it!"

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Posted Oct 19 2011 - 10:05 PM

That comic is made to be read out loud. I like this ranting. Its actually FUNNY! XD

Best advice ever. I'm honestly considering pulling out my mike and doing and epic reading.Simply madness. And not just normal madness. SELLING MADNESS! J-K out.

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Posted Oct 20 2011 - 06:37 AM

"DESTROY THE UNBELIEVERS!" I sense a Crazy Matau cult brewin'.
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Posted Oct 20 2011 - 10:58 AM

You protray that comic like a ranting sales person so darn well. I can't stop telling everyone! "MUST GO!"
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Posted Oct 20 2011 - 11:24 AM

I can just hear it in my head, that one voice that almost every commercial like that uses...Really good job on those comics.
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Posted Oct 21 2011 - 03:52 PM

"New" comic!
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My instincts say I should trash it!"

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Posted Oct 22 2011 - 03:58 AM

I think that Silver Pakari Studio's was the promised land for noobs even before there were pies on the walls. When that happened it turned into a paradise.
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