King Joe Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 Granted! you are now less awesome.I wish I had a Sonic Screwdriver. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Xemnas~ Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 Granted, but it goes crazy and injures you.I wish that Marendar could tap-dance. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Ghosts of Bara Magna Profile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 Granted, he tap dances all over your face.I wish I had moar moneyz. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klak Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 Granted, but all the money is useless in this country.I wish he was in a country where it was useful! Quote My Comedies: The Krika Show (Season 1)The Krika Show Season 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 Granted. Whoo HOO!But you are not me. A piano accidentally falls on you.I wish that I could watch The Doctor somewhere besides Netflix. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trijhak Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 (edited) In the end, you can, but you die as you begin to watch it.I wish that YOU had IMPOSSIBLE LUCK and wanted to be a pie. (never said what kind of pie, heh) Edited November 22, 2011 by Impulse Quote On Bota Magna, everything is about to fall apart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 Thank you. I now have Impossible luck, and I believe I am the physical embodiment of 3.14159265...I wish that I didn't believe I was the physical embodiment of pi. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lorax Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 Granted. You are convinced that the world is made of chocolate.I wish the for a mouse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 You get one crawling down your throat.I wish that I had pizza for supper. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lorax Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 You get the pizza, but it is poisoned.I wish it wasn't poisoned, and I got to share it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fractual Forever Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 Granted, it was covered in sewage water instead.I wish that I had wings! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 Granted, but they melt and kill you if you go too close to the sun. Which you do.I wish that I had the coolest job ever: Working at Lego. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lorax Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 Granted. You get to deal with ungrateful fans who critisize everything you do.I wish for world peace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That Which Is Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 You get it but you die.I wish I was Santa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mask of Ice Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 Since you're imaginary, you suddenly wink out of existence.I wish the BZPRPG re-adopted the Xa-Kuta magic system. Quote My BZPRPG Characters BIONICLE Table-Top Roleplaying Game System Project, Started by The Iron Toa I used to write something about my rank here, but then I took an arrow to the knee... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klak Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 It does, but for some reason, in the fine print, it says, "NeoThunder cannot use said magic. We don't want a repeat of the November Crisp incident."I wish the November Crisp incident did not happen. Quote My Comedies: The Krika Show (Season 1)The Krika Show Season 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Giggles PhD Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 I don't know what that is.I wish I knew what the November Crisp incident was. Quote ~ Noobicorn Inc ~ And follow Noobicorn Inc. on Twitter @noobicorn ! ~ Dr. Giggles ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fractual Forever Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 You do, but your brain melts from the knowledge of the November Crisp incident.I wish I had a great memory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That Which Is Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 You do but you get crushed by elmo.I wish I was a teddy bear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klak Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 You are, but the excessive amount of 'teddy'-ness angers Teddy Roosevelt, and he forces you to change back.I wish I had a hat like Oddjob from "Goldfinger". Quote My Comedies: The Krika Show (Season 1)The Krika Show Season 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Giggles PhD Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 You but it catches fire the moment you put it on.I wish for cheese. Quote ~ Noobicorn Inc ~ And follow Noobicorn Inc. on Twitter @noobicorn ! ~ Dr. Giggles ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P~M Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 You get it, but it's Brie and I kill you for bringing Brie cheese within 12000 miles of me.I wish I were in Chimoru.-- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That Which Is Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 You are but then you get crushed.I wish I was a dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dralcax Posted November 26, 2011 Share Posted November 26, 2011 Granted. Unfortunately, in Soviet Russia, people bite dogs! (This is actually true, people eat dog meat in Russia. OK, maybe it's Korea. But you still get eaten.)I wish that I had never made this wish! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 Granted. Temporal paradox kills you.I wish that I could teleport wherever I wanted. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lorax Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 Granted, but you also teleport wherever I want. :evilgrin:I wish I could fly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fractual Forever Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 You fly, getting hit by a plane on your first flight.I wish for some chicken nuggets! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klak Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 You get them, but for some reason, they taste terrible.I wish they did not taste terrible! Quote My Comedies: The Krika Show (Season 1)The Krika Show Season 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trijhak Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 Granted. They are no longer chicken nuggets, but Makuta Nuggets.I wish people knew that reality is not reality but actually reality and also not reality. Quote On Bota Magna, everything is about to fall apart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 Granted. Now everyone is simply contemplating the various planes of reality and the world economy collapses.I wish that the world economy didn't collapse. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klak Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 It doesn't. But everyone is still confused.I wish I had a pet Agori. Quote My Comedies: The Krika Show (Season 1)The Krika Show Season 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama35 Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 (edited) Granted, and it's a man-eating Zesk!I wish that there was a new Bionicle console video game. Edited November 28, 2011 by Vakama35 Quote "Ten thousand futures have I looked at. A hundred thousand. And in only one does mankind finally unite, and flourish...and survive. Only one. Doomworld." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Xemnas~ Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 Granted, but it's so bad that nobody buys it.I wish that people played the BZPRPG more often. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Ghosts of Bara Magna Profile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 Granted, but everyone gets ninja'd so much that they all quit playing.I wish that <insert name of other site here> was as popular as BZP. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 Granted but BZP dies.I wish BZP was still alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fractual Forever Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 Granted, but GLADoS took over and everyone died because of deadly neurotoxins.I wish I had a Portal Gun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 Granted but it's batteries are dead.I wish the cake wasn't a lie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 Granted. It's a deathtrap.I wish that I could shoot portals from my HANDS! Yes, my HANDS!!! BOOYAH! Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 (edited) Granted, Dead batteries, shame.I wish King Joe had batteries Edited November 28, 2011 by taku nova of planet earth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 Granted. But you have a safe fall on your head that I accidentally portaled there.I wish that I was my superhero in To Save the World. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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