The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Metal Gear Minun]

Granted but you'll have twice as long classes for the rest of your life.I wish to take over three quarters of North America.

[FrozenFlash]

Granted, but everyone starts a war to see who can conquer all of North America. Nice move there. <_<I wish my room wasn't so hot at night.

[Voxumo]

granted it becomes so cold you freeze to death while you sleepI wish sardines tasted like snicker bars

[Kaleidoscope Tekulo]

Granted. Snickers go out of business. Anchovies consumption sky rockets to the level that Anchovies become extinct.I wish for a cow named Spot.

[King Joe]

Granted. It lands on you.I wish that my RPG would progress faster, but not too fast that I can't keep up.

[Kaleidoscope Tekulo]

Granted. Everyone has writers block, so they decide to go for a random story set-up. The plot is quickly lost and everyone decides to scrap the story.I wish I could finish my epic on schedule.

[King Joe]

Granted. But it's terrible. Even you think so.Unfortunately, it gets published by a book company, and the entire world laughs at your terrible epic.I wish that said epic wasn't terrible.

[FrozenFlash]

Granted, but the next epic is terrible.I wish I could think of something to wish about.

[The Drink]

Granted, but it's inexplicably disturbing to think about.I wish I could fight like Fedor Emelianenko.

Edited December 6, 2011 by Razgriz the Dovahkiin

[Dralcax]

Granted. Coincidentally, there is a wimp who has the same name.I wish for a VMKK

[Roablin]

You get it in a few decades...Right after you have sold your entire Bionicle collection.I wish fallen stars were edible (safely edible).

Edited December 6, 2011 by Roablin

[Vigor Mortis]

Granted, but none fall from the sky.I wish that every wish following this one will all be this wish.

[FrozenFlash]

Granted, but you get bored from getting granted the same wish over and over again.I wish that this wish won't be granted until I say so.

[Kaleidoscope Tekulo]

Granted. You never say so, as you suddenly lose your voice forever. Your wish is never granted as a result.I wish I could dance.

[Takaru 1111]

Granted, you can do the chicken dance.I wish TF2 was less laggy on my computer.

[Kaleidoscope Tekulo]

Granted. It lags on everyone else's computer. Eventually everyone else stops playing due to the poor game quality. TF2 closes down due to a lack of players.I wish I had a room filled with Lego bricks.

[Peach 00]

Granted, but it eventually comes to the point where you can't get out of the room there are so many Lego bricks.I wish I had some motivation to write something.

[Metal Gear Minun]

Granted you are not allowed to move until you write something.I wish for complete control of time.

[Serpent of Fire]

Granted, but their manually tuned jokes are worse.I wish for an apple, some matches, a circuit board, a three hole punch, bacon, and a screwdriver.

[Fractual Forever]

Granted, they were all mashed up and therefore rendered unusable.I wish I had a pet goldfish!

Edited December 6, 2011 by Festus

[Space: Ocean of Awe]

Granted. You are starving, so you eat it.I wish for a vacation=)

[King Joe]

Granted. You get an all expenses paid trip to the slums.I wish my trailer was warmer.

[Space: Ocean of Awe]

Granted. Your heating system malfunctions and blows up.I wish the basement was tidy=)

[King Joe]

Granted.It's dissolved in acid.I wish I was world renown.

[Taipu1]

Granted, your renowned as 'The guy renowned for wishing he was renowned'I wish I had socks that kept my feet warm

[Kaleidoscope Tekulo]

Granted. Your socks are made of itchy, itchy wool and you can never take them off. I wish I had wings.

[Taipu1]

Granted, but you catch them in the turbine of a jet engine on your first flight, fall several thousand feet and the wings never work again.I wish for no negative impacts when I wish for things.

[Dark_Stranger]

Granted. Now your life goes down the drain whenever you're not wishing.I wish my wish would not be granted."That is not dead which can eternal lie, / And with strange aeons even death may die."

[Trijhak]

Your wish is paradoxed, and explodes the Universe. GAME OVERI wish life wasn't a game.

[Kaleidoscope Tekulo]

Granted. All of the fans of "The Game of Life" are on your doorstep with torches and pitchforks. In the meantime, I'm in the corner with some popcorn, soda and my 3-D glasses ready to watch the show. ^^I wish I had a refill of my rootbeer.

[Metal Gear Minun]

Granted but you have to split the remaining rootbeer with me as I take a seat next to you.I wish for a bag of Kit-Kat Bars.

[Vigor Mortis]

Granted. You get the bag, but it is empty.I wish that I had not corrupted the previous wish.

[Trijhak]

Granted. The bag, now full of kit-kat bars, falls on you, in possession of Minun4.I wish that I had a more interesting signature.

[King Joe]

Granted. Only its over the file size limit, and it gets you banned.I wish that I had a seat with the other two watching the show.

[Takaru 1111]

Granted, It covered in hot wax, nails, and broken glass.I wish this was spartaaaaa!

[Voxumo]

granted they see you as a outsider and throw you in the pit of deathI wish that i had a catapult

[Cyrix]

Granted, the catapult is made of wood and caught fire in a thunderstorm. :3I wish I posted more.

[Kaleidoscope Tekulo]

Granted, but you only post in CoT and therefore your post count never goes up ever. XPI wish I had a magical button that when I press it something magical happens.

[TakuaTheAvrahk]

Granted, but all you got is beans.I wish there were more crossovers on BZPower.

[ThatHoboMan]

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Edited December 7, 2011 by Watashi Wa